What happened between you and your roommate that made you laugh to death?

I am a programmer. I saw on the Internet that the brain circuits of programmers are different from those of ordinary people. In fact, this sentence can only be one-sided, not completely negative, because my roommate did something that made people laugh. I can only say that he is really an unusual programmer.

Once we ate fruit at noon, our company always bought some fresh fruit every day, and we could eat some at any time during lunch or afternoon break. One day, he took a peach to eat. The weak one said to his colleague, "What should I do if a peach here is broken?" My colleague was writing code, but he didn't look at him and casually said, "Just cut it off." Then the point comes. Two minutes later, my colleague called me in a helpless tone. True story, because this roommate is really great.

Another time, I also opened my eyes. So is this roommate. After getting up in the morning, I heard him say "whoops" to others. In short, I can't hear a word. Really, I can't hear a word clearly. The sound is very, very small, especially unclear. The person next to him asked impatiently, "What did you say?" Then he said "meowed", and the people next to him asked impatiently, "What are you talking about?" Of course, what he got was "five flavors." Magical things happened, and the roommate who listened to him suddenly said, "Do you want to eat steamed buns?" And then he said "hmm"! I was shocked at that time. How do they communicate with each other? I can't do it anyway.

There are still many wonderful things in him. The brain circuit is really different from ordinary people. Usually, the communication with colleagues is full, even when talking to the old version. The old version will tell us about his performance. Many times, I tried to hold back my laughter in the company and suffered many internal injuries.