Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - When writing a composition, the typo became a joke.
When writing a composition, the typo became a joke.
Foreigner Mike: I stayed in China for nearly three months, and I learned Chinese very well. Today, I went shopping alone without an interpreter! No problem! Certainly no problem!
Narrator: After a day of shopping, I went back to the hotel.
The foreigner said to the translator, "Jay Chou, you China people are so confident."
Jay Chou asked, "What's the matter?"
The foreigner said, "Every few streets I walk today, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China's business is good, China's agriculture is good, China's construction is good, China's traffic is good, and China's people are good."
Translator Jay Chou: Ha ha ha! Mike. You are wrong! China Bank, China Commercial Bank, China Agricultural Bank, China Construction Bank, China Communications Bank and China People's Bank.
Mike: Cover your mouth and keep your eyes open. You almost fainted!
(Mom) Chen Hetian loves reading, and sometimes he can't help but have a little knowledge. Although he mispronounced the words, he used them properly. For example, he described me as "Mom, you have a pair of eyes that know God". hahaha.
- Previous article:A joke about parents and relatives eating.
- Next article:Translation of China's Ancient Jokes
- Related articles
- The layman looks at the excitement, and the expert looks at the doorway.
- Why is changan cs95 a joke?
- Do you know: Ming Lan finally knocked down Lin Xiaoniang and collapsed due to a painting by Mo Lan. Why is this?
- Shit, retarded. What's the matter?
- What are some jokes about homophonic Chinese characters?
- Baidu Dragon Boat Festival humorous jokes and greetings
- The national treasure was badly damaged, and one person named it. What did he admit and make a joke?
- Opening remarks of funny debate competition
- Can the cultivation method of planting sweet potato "inverted seedlings" really increase production?
- TVXQ! super junior, which is hotter?