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26 funny drinking sentences

1, can't drink, no future.

2, spicy wine teeth, beer as tea.

3, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you are.

4, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can you not drink.

5. If others don't know, unless you drink.

6, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, friends pay attention!

7, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

8. To make guests drink well, they must drink well first!

9. To make the guests drink well, drink well first.

10, the style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level.

1 1, people get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed!

12, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

13, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, so drink less.

14, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

15, it rained and the field dried up. That cup doesn't count.

16, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

17, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.

18, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

19, young people leave home and old people go back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

20, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

2 1. Show your skills in a crisis. My sister will drink a glass of Song He for my brother.

22, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

23. The average woman doesn't drink, but the woman who drinks is unusual.

24, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

25, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

26, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.