English jokes with translation

When I was a child, I lived in Washington, and my father often took us to South Carolina for weekends, where we saw what "real life" was like. Dad will drive along the road, then park his car at the farm on the side of the road and chat with people there.

When I was young, I lived in DC, and my father often took us to travel to southern Carolina on weekends, so that we could see what "real life" was like. He just drove on the road for a while, then stopped at a farm and started talking to people there.

I found this pig when my father was chatting with a peasant woman. ...

Once, my father was chatting with a farmer's wife and I found this pig. . .

It's a beautiful pig. But it only has three legs. The right hind leg is made of wood! I was curious about this, so I asked the farmer:

It's a beautiful pig. But it only has three legs. The right hind leg is made of wood! Well, I'm as curious as he is, so I asked the farmer:

"Sir, why does your pig have a wooden leg?"

"Excuse me. sir Why does your pig have a wooden leg? "

"Well, son. This is a brave pig. One night, when my wife and I were sleeping in the room, the pig ran in and woke us all up. We just found it on fire. We survived. "

"Well, son. What is a brave pig? One night, my wife and I were sleeping in the house when the pig came in and woke us up. The whole place is on fire. We just came out alive. "

"Was this pig's leg burnt when it caught fire?"

"A leg of the pig was burned in the fire?"

"No, it ran out intact. In fact, it also rushed into the fire to save our children. "

"No. The pig came out safe and sound. In fact, he even went back to save the children. "

"Then why does this pig have a wooden leg?"

"Then why does the pig have a wooden 1eg?"

"I told you, son. That's a brave pig! A hero pig! It saved our family's life! "

"I told you, boy. That's a brave pig! A hero pig! That pig saved our lives! "

"Yes, Sir. But why does it have a wooden leg? "

"Yes, Sir. But why does he have a wooden leg? "

"Son, we can't bear to eat all such a pig at once!"

"Boy, a pig like that, you can't eat it all at once!"