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Classic jokes of animal humor

Classic jokes about animal humor

1, Little Bear said to Little Rabbit: I want to call my mother, but I don't know her number. ?

The little rabbit pointed to the deer standing guard on the mountain and said to him, ask the deer! ?

Asked the bear? Why would he know?

? Because he is a communication deer?

2, the chicken asked the dog brother:? Do you drink watermelon juice?

? Where did you get watermelon juice in such a cold winter?

? Oh, my period is coming. ?

? Go away! That's disgusting! ?

? ... watermelon in greenhouse brought from the countryside. ?

3、? Shit, aren't you an immigrant? Why did you come back?

? If you don't come back, you will starve to death! ?

? How could this happen! ?

? It's a desolate place! ?

4. The old flea warned his offspring: Don't sleep with women! ?

? But it's warm there! ?

? It's not warm well! If you are not careful, you will lie in a pool of blood! ?

Please wrap the chewed gum in paper and throw it away. Your little kindness can save this bird's life!

Do you know that?/You know what? Throw away the chewing gum at will, and the bird will mistake it for a bun, and then the bird will fly until it is exhausted, because it can't stop.

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