Give me some crossword puzzles, homophonic allegorical sayings and jokes.

One, there is a child named Bai Fang, standing by the water reading an article. (excited)

Second, lick sugar cane with your tongue. (sweet)

Third, small ears, you will be smart if you attend classes often. (cluster)

Fourth, the line is divided into two sides, in the middle of the double hills. (street)

Five, the upper word is less than one horizontal, and the lower word is less than one. (Step)

Six, the body is loaded, and you can only walk one mile a day. (quantity)

Seven, the eye and the tree are opposite, and the double is not a forest. (stage)

Eight, two people cross the wooden bridge together. (cluster)

Nine, a person loves to swim green mountains and green waters, and his name is Wang Baishi. (finish)

Ten, some people have great skills and can float on the clouds. (Will)

Twelve, an acre of land at the bottom of the "mountain". (painting)

Thirteen, three people go sightseeing a day. (spring)

Fourteen, thirsty to drink water, drink water and open your mouth (thirsty, drink).

Fifteen, there is a monk (lying) around.

Sixteen, white towel (cotton) hanging on the tree.

17. Sunset (Sun)

Eighteen and a half months (fat)

Nineteen, ten peas entrance (hi)

Twenty, the scholar closes the door when he enters the door.

Twenty-one, one side is green and the other side is red. The green ones are afraid of fire, and the red ones are afraid of water. (autumn)

Twenty-two, stir-fry peas in a small pot, three beans, two out, and one left in the middle. (heart)

Twenty-three, more than half. (years old)

Twenty-four, do the action: put your hand on your eyebrows and make a look.

Twenty-five, bite off the cow tail. (telling)

26. Colorful (please)

Twenty-seven, a bite (together)

Twenty-eight, the stone hits the skin. (broken)

Twenty-nine, everyone has a bite under the bamboo head. (1)

Thirty, while green, while red; I like the wind while enjoying the rain; Those who like wind are afraid of water, and those who like rain are afraid of insects. (autumn)

Thirty-one, there is water to raise fish and soil to grow vegetables. Some people are not you, and some horses run fast. (also)

Thirty-two, walk on it, sit on it (dirt)

Thirty-three, two months word side by side. (friends) (use)

Thirty-four, slow, inarticulate (oral)

35. Wearing a hat is loyal and reliable. (true)

A man named Wang has two pieces of candy in his pocket! (gold)

Thirty-seven, the best in the world, used before going out. Only he is the youngest, with white flowers in February! (Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li)

Thirty-eight, four mouths, one head and one tail (Shen)

Thirty-nine, four, headless and tailless (field)

Forty or four mouths, with a head and no tail (press)

Forty-one, four mouths, no head and no tail (1)

When it rains at forty-two or three o'clock, "Bao Gai" will lift it, and friends will hide under it, and love will be remembered in their hearts (love).

Everyone has a mouth and a hand under his mouth. (clap)

Forty-four, doubling it is not bad, but adding a horizontal one. (at night)

There is a white boy in the factory. (original)

Forty-six, two gentlemen pick up shells. (like)

47. Eat a big corn in your mouth. (country)

Forty-eight, thinking about cheating. (lazy)

Forty-nine, take the pill. I'm sweating. (hot)

Fifty, two people were caught clapping their hands. (clip)

5 1, living alone in the factory. (Goose)

52. A gentleman is leaving. (optional)

53. A little girl came to the west. (to)

54. Distinguish these two kinds of sufferings with your heart. (discrimination)

55. A bird is flying in the community. (seagull)

56. I saw a boat by the sea. (ship)

A little hand pulls a radish. (jump)

58. Cattle walk on a single-plank bridge. (health)

59. If you look at the grass in the field from a distance, you will know that it is not grass if you look closely. (Miao)

60. Tell a story about right and wrong. (shit)

The teacher leads the big animals. (lion)

62. A lamb is drinking water. (foreign)

63. A classmate named Li Kou always touches his ears. (Ministry)

I am very happy today. (reading)

65. Clean the dirt from your shoes. (leather)

66. Put on a straw hat and rest on a vertical heart. (understand)

67. It is a small tail to argue with your own point of view. (change)

68. The king wears a man on his head. (all)

69. Swallow rice and grass together. (good)

70, the baby's small mouth is open. (member)