This life is like a joke.

1, many people smile at you. There are too few people who are sincere to you and tolerant of you.

Friendship is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.

Don't say you love me, because you don't even deserve to say you like me.

The meaning of words is to give human beings a chance to talk nonsense.

I am used to staying up late and getting up late just to wait for your good morning and good night. Unfortunately, my mobile phone is very quiet.

6. When the mushrooms get cold, look for someone who can ruin your lipstick, not someone who will ruin your mascara.

7. Give me a fulcrum, and I can sleep until the end of the world. .

9, little darling ... We want to be together forever.

10, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Honey, I will stick to you like chewing gum.

12, nothing to say. In short, you are not qualified to rob a girl's man.

13, girls, a person has nothing to fight for, but to be strong.

14. Don't despise me when nobility doesn't work. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise it when you arrive.

15, snowflakes stay at the equator, tears melt into fine sand, will you cherish me?

Super sad mood phrase 202 1: The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

1. Every time I see you online, the grouping is always clicked again.

Walking in the noisy street, with you holding my hand tightly, I am not afraid of the traffic coming and going in the street.

Where I live, I am my own God.

The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

5. I'm not sure if I will like someone for a long time, and I won't come back for a long time, but do you believe that I have loved you for two years?

6. Lonely moonlight is like a net, scattered in every corner of the night, and the sad mood is released at that moment.

7. Let the oath be written into the fallen leaves and dispersed with the wind. Is my waiting just torture?

8. I suddenly found that I was the only one left in the whole world.

9. I hate your feeling of ignoring me.

10 I'm glad we are friends. No matter how long it takes, we can still say hello.

I've had enough of your nagging. I'm tired of your nonsense.

12, we always forget to build a bridge and look at each other's hearts ...

13, the carousel is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

14, I know it's not me who can give you love, but I want you to remember my contribution.

15, you enchanting by hook or by crook. How can you let him sit still and be his queen?

Talk about the mood when the weather is cold.

1, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet. 2, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

3. It is said that the wind is like mother's hand, touching us gently, Nima. Today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, and her mouth is screaming to death.

Loneliness is not born, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

6. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

7. It's a smile that can make me cry and buy me a lifetime.

8. I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.

9. The most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it tightly, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

10, if a dog is lying on the ground in winter and blocking you, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

1 1, it's cold, only a coat, no hugs.

12, when I met you, I felt warmer and warmer in winter.

13, mosquito, die. There is no place for you in winter!

14, we are like summer and autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring.

15, I can give you a hug in a day or so.

16, the coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

17, I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

18, the recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

19, winter is coming. If you are afraid of the cold, you can drill into the corner, because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can jump in the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can rotate once, because it is 360 degrees. If it is still cold, you can go to the crowd to find him, because the crowd is looking for him in Qianbaidu.

20. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

2 1, from summer to winter, from school uniforms to wedding dresses.

22. In winter, the weather is very cold. To tell the truth, I don't want it to come, but when it comes, I have a strange feeling. Ah, I love winter, because in winter, gale knows grass, and I love its character.

23. The weather is very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. To someone I care about.

24, two or three years, in a hurry and winter.

25, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

I plan to meet you in a sunny winter.

27, can't start learning mode, because it's too cold, too lazy to move, stuck.

28. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

29. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I'll put my own pockets.

It's cold, please give me a hug. If you can't give me a hug, please give me a coat I wear size m. If you can't give me a coat and no hug, please give me money. I have the card number.

3 1, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

32. It's cold, so is the heart blown by the wind.

33. Last winter was very cold, dripping into ice. People who travel have to wear masks, and the hot air exhaled will frost immediately.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

35. A lonely man is widowed, and a girl says she is cold, which is actually a kind of hooliganism.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

37. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

38. People laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen into dogs.

39. Wear as much as you can in summer. Wear as much as you want in winter.

40. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

4 1, you are the prince in my fairy tale, and I am just a passer-by in your life.

42. If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.

43. Winter came, but it didn't usher in the expected snowfall. Bare, rotten land is barren and confidential, losing its former vitality.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

45. It is said that this is a cold season no matter how many clothes you wear.

46. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

47. On this cold night, you are walking alone.

48. It's getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.

49. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

50. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

5 1, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes and explosiveness to get up.

The memory of that rainy summer is called the past. That snowy winter was once called memory.

53. Can you lend me a hug when the weather is cold?

I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

People can't live in a frozen place.

56. We are lovers in summer, and winter is just a fairy tale.

57. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

58. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

59. I also blame it for being too cold this winter, and it is inevitable that I will think of someone.

60, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

6 1, nobody saw you dancing on the lonely stone steps. There is only one kind of loss, floating silently, with desolation, floating over tonight, floating over the heart that can't stay.

62. I hope that when it is cold, someone will warm your hand unabashedly. May a bright person live in your heart.

63. The weather is very cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

64. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

65. When it is cold, people will feel sad. Just one day after leaving you, you are as embarrassed as a child who only needs my comfort.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

67. Puppy love is like doing things in autumn in spring, and it will only die of cold in winter.

68.—— Winter is the season of growing meat. When your appetite comes, you can't eat any more.

69. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, you can hug it. If there is no object, you can add clothes.

70. It's getting cold, Old Moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

7 1, it is cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of Teacher Cang's teaching: Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed.

72. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

73. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

74. In winter, sunshine is sent to you from Hainan; In summer, send you the coolness of the ice city; In spring, accompany you boating on the Lijiang River; In autumn, I will watch Lushan Mountain turn yellow with you. May the beautiful.

75. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

76. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If all else fails, can I have one?

77. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

78. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

79. What makes you put your cold hand on his back in cold weather is absolutely true love.

80. I like winter best because I can watch movies in the quilt with a bunch of good girlfriends in winter!

8 1, the biting cold wind is blowing, coming at me from time to time. Occasionally, naughty little snowflakes fall like dancing.

82. On this cold night, your heart falls off, falls into a deep whirlpool, keeps spinning, but has no direction. Your heart is crying, trying to catch something, but there is not even a straw around you.

In the north, the cold winter has arrived. In the morning, the cold north wind blows on people's faces like a knife. Frogs no longer sing karaoke, and trees are like bare brooms covered with ice.

84. I see a piece of white between heaven and earth. Snowflakes fell from the sky, and Zhou Xiang pulled up a white tent, and the earth immediately turned white.

Talk about your mood when the weather is cold.

1. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

3, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

5. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

8. A lonely man is widowed, and it is actually a hooligan behavior for a girl to say that she is cold.

9. It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

10, I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

1 1, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

12, don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

13, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was unconscious.

14, I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

15, it's cold, besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

16, cold weather. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."

17, it is cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

18, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

19, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

20. Winter is coming. If you are afraid of cold, you can drill into the corner because the corner is 90 degrees. If it is still cold, you can jump in the street, because the ground is 180 degrees. If it is still cold, you can rotate it once, because it is 360 degrees. If it is still cold, you can look for him in the crowd, because the crowd is looking for him.

2 1, the weather is cold like a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

22. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

23. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

24, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

25. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.