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Pick up hot chicks is a humorous girl with high emotional intelligence.
1. area, with doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
2. Confucius, do you know what you are best suited to do? "I don't know." "My wife."
3. Love "woman:" Then she must be beautiful! "Man:" Why are you so self-righteous? "
4.。 Why should I steal fun? Because I love you.
Something's wrong. I can't run without looking at you.
6. Be polite? Yes, I do. Then I love you, and you have to like me.
7. It always reminds me of my ex-girlfriend because it's a bit like? No, because she said I could find a better girl paper than her.
8. People like you. Who is it? It's me. How to make up a humorous routine to amuse girls?
9. You must come when I get married. "Why?" It would be awkward to have a bride.
10. Let me count by hand. You lack me in five elements. "
1 1. If there is a plane flying, it will ring.
12. Who do people love? Me, me, me.
13. It's all your fault. ""why? " "Because you are really too sweet. How to make up a humorous routine to amuse girls?
14. Your myopia is a little short-sighted. No wonder you can't see that I have feelings for you.
15. mutual heartache has long been urgent with you _
16. Good night with me. I will give you a good night and a good dream every day after I make a decision.
17. I have feelings, but I only like you. "
18. methods to delay aging ""what methods? " "Love me, love me _ me"
19. "I have bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts on you are not simple"
20. "Looking at the chat record with you on WeChat" and "happier than looking at the salary slip"
2 1. What an old lady. ""? ""I'm sorry, I said one more word. "
22. Talk to me. I didn't think clearly. I was thinking about you.
23. Actually, what dog? "the single kind"
24. Me? ""Your heart is there. Whether it hurts or not is up to you. "
25. Is wine the easiest to drink? ""Your eternity "
26. What are the jokes? "Do you know what I'm good at?" "What?" "Have feelings for you"
27. Reach out "What for?" "I feel like holding my girlfriend's hand"
28. Which of your parents, sisters, mother, friends and husband is related to you? ""Husband ""Daughter-in-law is so clever "
29. "I will accompany you to drink a wine. You must have never drunk it. " "What kind of wine?" Everyone's wedding banquet
30. "I have a cold!" "Take care of yourself." "Because I met you, I have the ability to resist."
3 1. Here we go. Where are you going? How to get to your heart?
32.! "Why?" "Because my heart is covered with you."
33. I seem to have met you. ""where is it? " "On my marriage certificate"
""who do you think we are? " "You are my man. "
35. What are the jokes? May I kiss you? What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes
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