[Story] Selling fragrant farts

Once upon a time, there were two brothers whose parents died young, leaving them alone to live a poor life.

In a few years, the two brothers grew up gradually, and my brother married a beautiful sister-in-law and lived happily. Because of his poor family, his parents died early and he didn't get a wife. Gradually, his brother became a burden to his brother and sister-in-law. Over time, his brother and sister-in-law annoyed him and naturally became a thorn in his side.

One day, my brother had a bad idea. Egged on by my sister-in-law, my brother said to his younger brother, "Brother, our parents died early, and you are old enough to start your own business. When my parents were alive, I left a cow. Let's share this cow! "

The younger brother thought about it and felt that what his brother said was reasonable. And sharing a house with my brother and sister-in-law always makes me feel a little inconvenient, so I will split up. He said to his brother, "Brother, thank you and your sister-in-law for your concern over the years. Divide it if you say so. But there is only one cow, how to divide it? "

I had a meal in Gordon and said, "The score is not good, but I have an idea. I don't know if it's ok? "

The younger brother said, "Brother, what shall we do? Go ahead. "

My brother went on to say, "The two of us, you pull the oxtail, I pull the ox head, and we pull both sides at the same time. Who pulls cattle has it. What do you say? "

I hesitated and didn't think too much. Since my brother said so, let him go, so he said, "Brother, if you say yes, that's fine!" "

The two brothers began to split up. My brother pulled the horn on the cow's head, and my brother pulled the cow's tail, so it was pulled up. As we all know, cows go straight, and no cows turn back. My brother tugged at the horn, and when he tried, the cow went straight ahead. My brother pulled the cow's tail, but it didn't work at all. My brother couldn't hold on, slipped and sat down on the ground.

"Wow-"Brother cried sadly.

My brother opened his hand and held a cow louse in one hand. Ah, the two brothers broke up. My brother keeps a cow, and my brother keeps a cow louse. Thinking about everything that has happened in these years, my brother is even sadder. He cried for a while and shook the cow lice to the ground. The lice fell down and were eaten by a hen looking for food. Brother said, "The hen ate your lice, and this hen is yours."

In this way, the two brothers separated, the elder brother got a cow and the younger brother got a chicken.

2. Buy sweet fart

With the passage of time, my brother married his daughter-in-law and built a new house through his own efforts. Although he is poor, he can get by.

One day, my brother made a fire in the fireplace at home and scraped a broad bean out of the ashes. Brother thinks it's a pity to lose it. If you don't lose it, you can only eat it in your stomach. So, he opened his mouth and threw his hand up, and the broad bean fell into his mouth, three times and two times, and entered his stomach. To tell the truth, this broad bean smells delicious.

Shortly after eating, my brother's stomach produced an unknown gas, which kept expanding and always wanted to pour it out. He tried to control it, but he couldn't. There was a loud noise as soon as the airflow came out of the body. Ah! It turned out to be a big fart.

Strange to say, most people fart, but today my brother farted so beautifully that the fragrance filled the whole room. Ah! My brother will fart when he eats that bean, and his wife will smell it and be intoxicated.

From then on, my brother left it wherever he went. It's all sweet fart. In this way, many people came to smell his fart. Later, some people felt very enjoyable, so they gave money to their younger brother to express their gratitude for his sweet fart.

"Sell sweet fart-"

"Sell sweet fart-"

The younger brother gave a cry, and everyone gathered around, enjoying the delicious fart smell. At the same time, my brother also made a lot of money.

Once, my brother didn't go home and the money he earned was gone. He shouted to his wife, "Hey-get a sieve and a dustpan." The wife brought a sieve and dustpan and happily took the money home.

My brother heard that his brother made a lot of money selling incense farts, and he was envious. He thought, since my brother can make money by selling incense farts, I can also make money by selling incense farts. So I discussed with my wife that I would also sell incense fart tomorrow.

My brother grabbed a handful of his own broad beans, put them in the fireplace, cooked them, dug them out and ate them all. He also felt a strong airflow coming out of his body. I don't know if I won't let it go, but I was shocked when I let it go. Brother's fart stinks!

He doesn't care. He decided to go out tomorrow and earn money like his brother.

"Buy sweet fart-"

"Sell sweet fart-"my brother shouted.

Hearing the cries of selling incense farts, everyone gathered around. My brother ate a lot of broad beans yesterday. As soon as he was released, the fart was not fragrant, but smelly, a smelly fart. Everyone smelled it and ran away, holding their noses and covering their mouths. How can there be such a smelly fart under the sun! I can't take it anymore. My brother stinks everywhere, and everyone stinks.

In order not to let my brother stink, everyone thought of a way, that is, sew up my brother's ass and tell him not to fart.

My brother hurried home while walking, and before he got home, the stench on her body had accumulated too much. She shouted to her wife, "Hey-get an awl and scissors!"

"Bring an awl and scissors."

When the wife heard the shouts, she thought that her husband had made a lot of money selling fragrant skins and told her to take a sieve and dustpan to transport the money. So she rushed out with a sieve and dustpan. When she got there, she knew to let her take an awl and scissors to cut stocks.

Ah! What should we do in such a hurry? The younger brother had to let his wife bite off the thread on his ass with her mouth.

Wow! Next, you can imagine.

This is a joke I heard when I was a child. Although it feels a bit vulgar, it is very funny. Write it down, too, for fun.