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Ten diaries about winter vacation.
Part 1
The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and everyone is walking around the streets and busy shopping for new year’s goods.
The streets are full of dazzling goods and there are so many shoppers. You see, some ladies are buying "New Year's dresses" in the store, surrounded by a group of cute "little angels", laughing and noisy. I want to buy new clothes and new toys. These mothers were so nosed that they had no choice but to put down the clothes they were looking forward to and take their "babys" on a shopping spree before buying more for themselves.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry for staining your clothes." At this time, an apology suddenly came. What's going on? It turned out that an uncle had just finished buying fish and accidentally soiled the clothes of several young girls who were buying New Year paintings. "It's okay!" The little girl smiled and walked into another store with the New Year pictures she just selected. The uncle also laughed and left.
"Hahaha..." There were bursts of laughter from the other side...
New Year's Eve
"Chi, chi, chi—— "A few times, a few flowers bloomed in the sky, colorful. It turned out that a few children were setting off fireworks. There were a few more crisp pops, and the dark sky suddenly became clear. The originally ink-black roof ridges were now clearly visible as if illuminated by bright colored lights, and the mountains in the distance were also faintly discernible. As the flowers bloomed, there was a burst of surprise cheers. On the bank of the river, smiling faces looking up to the sky occasionally appear. The beauty in the sky is fleeting, but the surprises on the earth are endless.
The family gathered around the big round table, eating a steaming reunion dinner, watching the wonderful Spring Festival Gala, and waiting for the arrival of the New Year.
Visiting relatives and friends
"Congratulations on getting rich!" A wave of greetings came to my ears. It turned out to be greetings from acquaintances visiting relatives and friends on the road. Friends, on the other hand, would go from house to house and say, "Wish you a happy new year!" They also had more money in their hands, and even earned a lot of cigarettes. Most of these were given to my father. Sometimes I would try to smoke them, but after coughing a few times I had to throw them away. The little girls were whispering together, biting their lips. The adults talked about their daily life together, while the elderly watched TV programs accompanied by their children. The wonderful programs sometimes made the elderly laugh heartily. The New Year is full of joy, families are reunited, everyone’s face is full of spring breeze, and everyone’s mouth is full of joy...
Part 2
Happy Spring Festival
Tomorrow It was the Spring Festival, and I was very happy, thinking that I could eat delicious meals, fragrant snacks, and get a lot of New Year's money. The more I thought about it, the happier I became. I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night, and all I could think about was the food. Snacks, New Year's money, those beautiful new clothes, cute toys...
On the morning of the Spring Festival, I was the first to jump out of bed, cheer up, stretch my muscles, and then go happily. Calling my parents, my father saw me getting up so early, not to be outdone, he rolled out of bed and got up. My mother and sister also got up one after another. After washing their faces and brushing their teeth, all they thought about was eating! When I thought about eating, I got excited and hurriedly suggested to my parents to make this or that. My mother is the chef of my family, so she, the judge, decided what to eat. My mother said: "I haven't eaten dumplings in a long time. Make some dumplings." Eat it." We all agreed.
After deciding what to do, we divided the labor. Dad made the meat filling, my mother kneaded the dough, and my sister and I boiled water. We all worked very hard. In less than half an hour, the meat filling was ready, the dumplings were ready, and the water was almost boiling. My mother skillfully wrapped the dumplings, and my sister and I also learned to wrap them. I finally made three of them, and I was exhausted. It was really difficult to learn! My mother said: "I was born to do it. How can I learn well if I don't have to endure some hardships and study hard?" I felt a little ashamed after hearing this, so I learned my lesson, raised the sail again, and wrapped it up seriously. It was done a little faster this time. This made me understand a truth: you should study hard. After about twenty minutes, all the kneaded dough had been made into dumplings, and the water that my sister and I boiled was already pouring into the pot. Mom put the dumplings into the pot and cooked them. My mother also added some seasonings in the middle to make the dumplings more delicious. After about ten minutes, my mother picked up the dumplings, divided them into four bowls, and put some soup in each bowl. As soon as my mother made the soup, I grabbed a bowl and ate it with relish! My tongue was burning because I ate so fast.
We all had our mouths full of oil, and we happily went to watch exciting TV shows.
Ah, what a happy Spring Festival!
Part 3
There are many customs during the Spring Festival in my hometown. If you don’t believe it, look at it - when the Spring Festival comes, men, women and children all wear beautiful new clothes with simple smiles on their faces. , welcoming the arrival of the New Year. Every house is decorated with red couplets and New Year pictures. Gongs and drums were beaten everywhere. The children all went to pay New Year greetings and send greeting cards. At night, lights are everywhere. Famous shops have hundreds of lanterns hanging out, including revolving lanterns, official lanterns, ice lanterns, gauze lanterns...all kinds of lights. On the side, the sound of firecrackers and crackers kept ringing, and rocket launchers and fireworks shot into the sky. People who are away from home would rather rush home to have a reunion dinner. On this night, people have to stay up late! How about it? There are many customs during the Spring Festival in my hometown. Do you want to come to my hometown to celebrate the New Year? Comments from famous teachers: In this essay, the young author introduces various customs of celebrating the Spring Festival in his hometown. Judging from the author's introduction, the author made careful observations, which made us feel the joy and excitement of the Spring Festival in the author's hometown. But where is the hometown of the young author? Should I explain it first? Otherwise, how can we visit your hometown? If the young author can describe in detail the customs that make him feel the most interesting and impressive during the Spring Festival in his hometown, the content of the composition will become more vivid and the appeal will increase.
Part 4
The Spring Festival is a traditional festival of our Chinese nation. It represents reunion, happiness and peace. What I like most about the New Year and the new atmosphere is that I can wear new clothes, receive red envelopes, and set off firecrackers. It’s so much fun! This year my family had a special Spring Festival.
Today I got up early to help the adults. With our joint efforts, after a while, the Spring Festival couplets were posted. The Spring Festival couplets are so good: the first couplet: New Year, New Year, New Starting Point. Second line: Good luck and good luck for development. Horizontal comment: Good luck in the new year. Lanterns were also hung up, and there was a festive atmosphere everywhere. At noon, grandma served a sumptuous meal, including chicken, fish, pork, meat and many other delicious things, which was comparable to those on tables in the city.
As the sun sets, grandma is busy preparing the New Year’s Eve dinner again. My father, brother and I were also busy building fire wheels. We worked together to build a large and stable fire wheel. Looking at our masterpiece, we felt so happy. Then, we helped our mother make dumplings. The night enveloped the earth, and our whole family sat together and had a lively reunion dinner.
At the party, there were sweet and sweet songs that made me intoxicated; there were funny sketches that made me happy; there were mysterious and confusing magic tricks that made me marvel; there were superb acrobatics that made me admire . In short, all kinds of good-looking programs kept me entertained. Looking at it, the zero o'clock bell rang, and the new year began. Outside the house, fireworks are rising from thousands of houses, and colorful sparks are flying up and down, sometimes like a goddess scattering flowers, sometimes like flying signals, flickering on and off, decorating the night into a world of flowers. It’s really a night full of fireworks, with fireworks flying to welcome the New Year!
Fireworks illuminate the entire sky as bright as day, heralding prosperity and boundless happiness in the coming year.
Part 5
My grandpa and I went to play at Grandpa Huang’s place. We saw that Grandpa Huang’s garden was very big. I recalled that my grandpa often took me to play at Grandpa Huang’s place when I was a child. Grandpa is so old, he still climbs the tree to pick loquats for me to eat. Then, I showed my skateboarding performance to Grandpa Huang, and Grandpa Huang praised me for my good skateboarding.
The vegetables grown in his garden include: green vegetables, coriander, spinach, onions, garlic sprouts, cabbage, radishes, and lettuce. Birds often catch the leaves and eat them. In order to solve this problem, Grandpa Huang thought of He came up with a good idea to make a scarecrow out of plastic. He also planted a big pepper tree, a big pine and cypress tree, and a well for watering. Grandpa Huang is very familiar with carrying water. I don’t know how to pick water. , Grandpa Huang taught me how to choose.
Grandpa Huang is so awesome! Could it be that Grandpa Huang likes to eat beef, so he is so awesome?
It was sunny on the 15th Friday of the twelfth lunar month on January 29, 2010
This afternoon, I went to karaoke with my mother, aunt, Jia Ling, and Lu, because it was almost the Chinese New Year. There were a lot of people coming out, and it was really hard to find a taxi. We finally got in the car, and we arrived at a karaoke OK. This was my first time coming to such an occasion. The lighting in the room was not very bright, but the singing effect was good. There is also a projector in the room, which projects the TV picture on the wall. It turns out that in the karaoke OK, you can sing and there are a lot of delicious food. It is really fun!
The singing started. My mother and I sang "Over the Moon". Aunt Lulu and Jia Ling sang well. I will surpass them in the future. When the time comes, it is getting dark. Let's go back together. Home!
Part 6
This year’s winter vacation came very early, which made me very excited, because during this period of vacation, I can have a completely different life than usual and arrange it as I like. own life routine.
I love to play the piano because I am usually very busy. In addition to practicing the songs assigned by the teacher, I don’t have any extra time to play my favorite works. Therefore, on the first morning of the winter vacation, I couldn’t wait to do it. Opening the lid of the piano, I let the melodies I played run around the house one after another, and finally filled every corner of the house. In addition, this winter is extremely cold, and I don’t want to leave the warm house at all, so whenever I have free time, I sit in front of the piano and explore the wonderful world composed of various notes of Bach and Mozart, immersed in the dream-like movements. .
In addition, I also arranged some things that I usually want to do but don’t have time to practice. Our whole family spent three days driving to a scenic spot in the middle of Taipei, the Daxue Mountain Forest Recreation Area to enjoy natural forest bathing and absorb a large amount of phytoncides, which are beneficial to the human body. Standing in front of a huge sacred tree that is more than 890 years old not only makes me feel the resilience of nature, but also makes me realize the insignificance of human beings. Watching the old sacred tree still covered with dense branches and leaves, facing the wind Singing in a low voice really makes me feel sorry for some people who don't know how to cherish life. Even a big tree knows that it has to bend its trunk to resist the strong wind. What else can we not overcome?
Part 7
In the blink of an eye, the winter vacation is getting farther and farther away from us, and we can’t help but think of those happy scenes. The most unforgettable thing for me was flying a kite with my friends that day. The sun was shining brightly and there were no clouds in the sky. My friend and I went to the fields to play with our kites. As soon as we arrived at the field, we were stunned. There were many people there, and they were all flying kites, and we happily joined them. However, my kite could not fly high. I was very sad. I imitated others and my kite flew up. At this time, I felt everything was so beautiful. Watching my kite fly higher and higher, I felt very happy. I thought: The kite is like my ideal. My kite is flying, which means that my ideal is also flying. I hope the kite will never stop and let it float slowly. My ideals are placed on the kite, and I hope it can always spread its wings and fly.
Part 8
The adults took me to Fenghuang Town near Dinghu Mountain. Dinghu Mountain is mainly divided into two major scenic spots: one is from the main peak on the main road to Dading and Qingyun Temple; the other is the rainforest valley near Jiulong Lake entering from Fenghuang Town.
The hardest part is climbing those mountain roads. Those so-called mountain roads are actually some relatively short cliffs, with a row of ropes and chains added on both sides. And because it is a rainforest, there are streams flowing down all around, and there are moss on some stones, so It is often too slippery and almost falls, and some places are too steep and high. You must hold on to the rope and step on the indentations and protrusions of the stone wall with your feet to climb up. It takes at least 1 hour to get from the foot of the mountain to the mountain and back out. It takes hours to complete the journey. The most valuable thing about this expedition is that it can fully reflect the spirit of unity in the team: the team members at the back can report the above situation to the team members in front (such as branches and rocks); while the pioneers can report the situation in the front to the team behind. Team members listen (such as slippery ground, tightrope).
I am really happy about this trip, because not only did I increase my knowledge, but I also learned how to work together.
Part 9
Our family went to Hualien. On the way, my mom and I discussed where we were going. I came up with an idea to go to Ocean Park! Everyone agrees!
Let’s go! Wow! So many people! Finally got in.
First stop, Adventure Island! We saw crocodiles eating small fish, it was so cruel. We also saw the octopus, whose mouths are in the order of one O, one O.... How cool! Later we went to see the sea lion show. I didn’t expect that the sea master would also play many tricks! There was a very funny scene where a male sea lion actually kissed a female audience member multiple times. Sea lions can also balance on one hand while holding a ball or broom, which is really amazing! Next, they have a shooting contest. We were the red team, but the blue team won. But when we played volleyball, our team actually won! One of the sea lions in our team lost it very far, so of course the opponent couldn't catch it!
The second stop, Dolphin Theater. Appeared! The coach rides on the back of a dolphin, and it’s so fast! Wow! Dolphins jump so high and neatly that they can jump up and down at the same time. But the splash is so big! You can also walk on the water and roll in the air. What's even more amazing is that dolphins can also do math problems by themselves! For example: 10-7=3, it will use its tail fin to hit the water to indicate. One hit is 1. It's simple, but not bad for dolphins.
Article 10
It is already past 3 o'clock in the night, and I am still sitting at the computer tirelessly typing the article. It was already dark outside, and I couldn't help but sigh: "What night is there nothing? What night is there without articles? But there are only a few energetic people like my ears."
I feel so energetic now! I really don’t want to sleep, and I have just finished my homework, so I can only come over and type up the article. It's a pity how many people like me are there? Looking out the window feels empty, the world is so quiet, so quiet that it makes people uncomfortable. I seemed to hear the cry of insects again, but this is impossible, but I did hear it. After thinking about it, I can use the sentence in the book to explain: "There are elusive sounds in the ears, which are far away but also close..."
At night, sitting on a chair, there is only one body. The desk lamp next to me is keeping me company, and it seems quite lonely, but the "tick-tick" clock in the living room also sounds like a beautiful melody to me. It's really quiet. Dad turns over from time to time to break the silence...
It would be great if there was a cup of coffee, but it's a pity that there isn't. However, the tranquility of late night is also precious. I'm fed up with the hustle and bustle of the city, and now listening to the tranquility in the middle of the night gives me an unspeakable feeling of being fooled...
Chapter 11
The heavy snow is flying. Oh, fly, I looked at the scenery outside the window and suddenly felt so excited - "I can play in the snow again!" I think this kind of mood and thought will definitely arise in every child's heart. But when I thought about it again, I felt another emotion...
Rain and snow are both made of water, but why do most people always prefer snow? I think snow and water symbolize two things. Although they are of the same type, their positions and angles are different, so people have different feelings and emotions. For example, Yu and Xue are both words of hope for others to make progress. Yu is a word of criticism, and Snow is a word of praise. Both of these two sentences can make people improve, but people are willing to accept praise and don't like criticism. That's the difference. Below we will use rain and snow themselves to illustrate. Most people hate rain, because it can make people wet all over. Although snow can also be used, snow uses another method: it becomes solid. That's the neat thing about snow, and of course, that's why there's a difference between them.
There are many, many more questions about rain and snow. I can only say this, and I can’t say any more, because there are too many. If you want to know, just use your brain and think about it.
Part 12
It finally snowed heavily. If I don’t write down my experience of playing with snowdrops, how can I be worthy of my fellow villagers? Then I will write...
11:30 in the morning... I was still eating something good in my dream, and I was drooling all over the bed and I didn’t even know it=. =‖ "Ding Lingling" The phone rang and I finally got up. Get up, get up, stretch, go to the balcony and breathe some air.
"Wow!" It's snowing! I screamed.
It’s really snowing! Please note, I have never seen snow before, but it doesn’t snow very often here, maybe once a year. Hurry up, I quickly got dressed and went to have lunch. After that, I put on my leather gloves and hit the road...
I went to call a few "little brothers" first, and two of them came down. Unexpectedly, they immediately said, let’s have a snowball fight! Right off the bat, we warmed up. The three of us had a snowball fight.
Of course, neither of them ever hit me - who said I have leather gloves and am not afraid of freezing, hehe.
After we warmed up, we started building a snowman. I made the snowman body, and the other two people were responsible for making the snowman head and sweeping the snow with brooms. Pile and pile, pile and pile, pile and pile and pile and pile... (Save 20,000 words here) Finally, it is piled up. (Feeling a bit idiotic) Then, I used a broom to make the snowman's hands, but it's a pity that there is only one broom, so the snowman can only be a one-armed man. What worries us the most is the snowman’s eyes, nose, and mouth. If I don't do anything, I will go to the supermarket to look for "treasures" at my aunt's house. Sure enough, I found something good: a carrot! Ha, it’s great to be able to make a snowman and drop his nose! But what is the mouth made of? Suddenly, we saw the branches, and suddenly thought of a good idea, we broke off the branches and used them as snowman mouths! Ha, you can stand it! Another problem solved. But what are the eyes used for? After thinking and thinking, I finally focused on the firecrackers in my little brother's hands, so I smiled and used violence to snatch out 8 firecrackers from him, and 4 of them formed an eye. Haha, I am born to be useful! The snowman is finally finished!
Oh, it’s a pity that I didn’t have a camera this time, so I couldn’t take a photo of it—what a pity.
Part 13
During the winter vacation, the principal asked us to enrich ourselves and read more books during the vacation, so I like to look around when I have time, but just I accidentally discovered a lot of valuable things. Look at this story:
"The Cup is Full" One day, a guest came to Mr. Nan Yin's house and wanted to ask Nan Yin for advice. Mr. Nanyin took the time to receive him. After the host and guest sat down, the guest did not listen to his words, but started talking on his own. He talked about his life, work, and family, as well as his career and research, for most of the day. Mr. Nan Yin tried to interrupt several times but failed.
Mr. Nan Yin listened quietly. After a while, he stood up, walked into the kitchen, and brought tea. He poured tea into the guest's cup. Although it was full, he continued to pour tea, as if he didn't even see it.
The guests talking loudly on the side felt very strange at first, but when they saw that the water had begun to overflow before Mr. Nan Yin stopped, he finally held back his hand.
“Didn’t you see that the cup is full?” He said, “No more can be poured in!”
“That’s true,” Nan Yin finally stopped. , "Like this cup, you have already filled it with your own thoughts. If you don't give me an empty cup, how can I tell you?"
From this story, I know that to In order to make your thoughts new and new, you must empty your brain in time, just like you must empty a glass filled with water to accommodate more things. This reminds me of my own work. It is the same at work. I need to clear my mind in time and be fully prepared to meet new things. Only in this way can you continue to make progress and innovate in your work, and achieve good results.
Part 14
The three-month winter vacation is coming to an end. Looking back on this month, I feel that I have gained a lot.
During the winter vacation, I made good use of every day to enrich myself, and spent my winter vacation life through reading books, reading magazines, surfing the Internet and other ways. Of course, the most meaningful thing is to understand the Chinese New Year culture. Our China is a civilized country with a long history. I never thought of getting to know it in depth before Chinese New Year. Over there, we used to just spend time visiting relatives and friends, but this year the format has changed a lot. People don't just stay at home, but invite a few friends to go out and play. Speaking of this, I am particularly impressed because this year I also went out with some good friends. It felt really comfortable. It was much better than before when I visited relatives and friends right after the Chinese New Year. Moreover, it was also Very simple and convenient.
With the end of winter vacation, I must adjust my mentality as soon as possible to prepare for my work in the coming year.
One day during the summer vacation, my cousin came to my house. He dragged me aside, mysteriously Said: "How about we go skating"? "Really? That's great!" I agreed excitedly, but I was worried that I would fall over and make a joke.
I came to the skating rink, bought a ticket, and put on my skates.
My brother told me the essentials of skating: "Lean your body forward slightly and bend your legs down a little..." My brother explained while demonstrating, but I didn't dare to move even half a step. So my brother held my hand again and slowly backed away, while I held my brother's hand tightly and muttered: "You can't let me go!" Seeing this, my brother said angrily: "You always rely on me. You can't learn." I quickly said, "No, don't do it." My brother let it go. I took a few steps back, then grabbed the armrest tightly and refused to let go, moving my steps like an old lady walking. When my brother saw it, he glared at me and said, "How can you learn if you are so timid?" I blushed and thought to myself: I am not a stupid kid, I must be brave. Thinking of this, I once again plucked up the courage and started skating like my brother. Unexpectedly, I fell down after just a few steps. I rubbed my sore butt, climbed up, and continued sliding. My brother was standing by and cheering me on. Gradually, gradually, I seemed to have found the feeling. The more I skated, the bolder and smoother I became. I was so happy that my brother praised me: "Sister, you are awesome! You learn faster than me."
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Look at the sea
I heard from my father that the sea is boundless and there is no end in sight. My curiosity makes me want to see it very much. After asking my father over and over again, my father finally agreed to take me to see the long-awaited sea on Sunday.
Is the sea exactly what dad said? With questions in mind, I got into my father's car and drove slowly towards the seaside.
About half an hour later, we arrived at the beach. I stood on the beach and looked up into the distance, and saw a red sun gradually setting. Suddenly the rays of rays of light reflected the sea and the entire sky. The tide began to rise, the waves kept coming, and the calm sea became rough. The sea seemed to be angry, like a pair of huge hands, roaring and slapping the sea surface, rolling up rows of waves, like thousands of horses galloping, rushing onto the beach with lightning speed, and the beach was swallowed up by the sea water in an instant. I was so frightened that I quickly retreated to the shore.
Looking at the boundless sea, I suddenly understood why the writer compared the broad mind of mankind to the sea. It is because the mind of the sea is indeed so broad.
The sea is so beautiful, I love the sea.
Summer Sun
In the morning, the sun rises slowly over the east, and the earth is covered in red. The gorgeous clouds bear the light and glow with color. The morning sun shines its rays on the lake. The breeze picks up, and the small waves jump, stirring up the lake full of broken gold.
At noon, the sun is no longer as gentle as in the morning. It shines dazzling light onto the earth. The weeds fell asleep helplessly in the heat, and the flowers lowered their heads feebly. The wind is like a fan coming from a stove. It is hot and blows on the body, burning people.
In the evening, the sun condensed its dazzling light and turned into a golden disc. The red light spread on the lake, and a few pink clouds floated gracefully, glowing magnificently. When it shines on the lake, it becomes golden; when it shines on the green trees, the green trees look even greener.
The sunset gave its last ray of afterglow and passed away with a smile. However, tomorrow morning, a red sun will rise from the horizon again!
Washing dishes
After breakfast today, my parents went to work, and I was the only one doing my homework at home. Suddenly, I saw some bowls in the sink. I thought: "Mom goes to work, or I can help her wash it!"
I picked up the rag, put some water in the sink, added some dishwashing liquid, and picked up the dishwasher. Wash the bowl from the inside out. When I was washing the first one, I accidentally dropped the bowl. When I washed the second one, I was afraid of dropping another one, so I washed it carefully. Fortunately it won't fall off. I'll wash it off this way. After washing it for the first time, I poured out the detergent water, replaced it with clean water, and continued washing. I washed the dishes and put them in the sterilizer to sterilize them. I'm so excited to see these bowls so clean!
I thought: Mom has to cook when she comes back from work. How hard it is! I will help my mother do more things in the future, so as not to make her work too hard
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