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I want to hear a joke. Who can tell me more jokes?
The old thief took in a group of apprentices. Seeing that each of the apprentices became master thieves, they immediately left the apprenticeship. The master wanted to test them. The master said: "I will give you one day to see who can steal the most precious things in my house." Got it"
One day later, all the apprentices exchanged reports
The first apprentice said: "I stole the master's valuable calligraphy and painting, which is priceless!"
The second apprentice: "I I stole the passbook. Without it, the master will be a pauper."
The third apprentice: "Ha, what I stole is the most precious, and the master loves it very much."
Master: "Tell me what you stole. Don't show off!"
The third apprentice: "Master...Mother..."
Master: "Nima!"
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