A joke that a puppy learns to bark.

The dog ran and ran. It ran to a meadow, where a heifer was quietly grazing.

"Where are you going?"

"I don't know."

"Then don't go. The grass here is especially fresh and tender. "

"Alas, grass can't cure my illness."

"Are you sick?"

"Yes, I won't scream."

"But, this is the easiest thing in the world! Listen to me: moo .........................................................................................................................................................................

So the dog learned the voice of Cleisthenes, a heifer, but he still didn't learn it for many days. So the dog said to the heifer sadly, "I'm sorry, your voice is nice, but it's not suitable for me to learn." I'm going to find the next voice! Thank you! "

After that, the puppy picked up his bag and continued to bark.