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Wang's "Borrowing Soldiers" is one of the classic plays of Lu Opera, and the character Wang in the play also has a prototype in real life. So, what is the specific plot? Next, let's get to know the culture of Lu Opera, see the wonderful lyrics of its repertoire and feel its connotation and charm.

Introduction:

The plot of Lu drama "Wang Borrow": Wang gambled with his classmates and lost money when he used his teacher to go out for an outing. He was afraid of being scolded by his parents and didn't dare to go home and ask for money to pay his debts. After his fiancee knew about it, she gave Wang her dowry clothes behind her parents' backs as money to pay off her debts. When the bully Li Wuju knew about this, he was jealous of his beauty and took the opportunity to falsely accuse Wang of stealing from his family and put him in the South Prison. After learning the bad news, he rushed to the county court overnight to plead guilty and finally rescued Wang.

Wonderful lyrics:

Wang: On March 3rd, in Tomb-Sweeping Day, Miss Wang went for an outing, leaving six or seven students behind. Everyone dragged me to gamble, and I didn't want to lose eight strings of money and I couldn't afford the light energy. I want to go home and ask for money, but I'm afraid my parents will scold me. Zhangjiawan has relatives, and I want to borrow money from her family. I have nothing to say when I meet my cousin. I couldn't help asking my second uncle Zhang Duan IV to lend me money to pay me back, so I kept thinking, and then I came to Zhangjiawan. Peach, pink, willow and green came to my uncle's front door. Step forward and give a push-Zhang: I came from behind.

Zhang: Suddenly, I heard a loud noise outside the door. My parents must have gone home. They quickly put the knitting needle on the wool, opened the door for my parents and opened it by hand.

Zhang: Sure enough, my cousin came, and my little sister saluted my cousin first.

Wang: I'm in a hurry to return the gift.

Zhang: It's windy outside, so it's hard to talk. Go in with your sister and ask your cousin to go in first. What brings you to Zhangjiawan?

Wang: When you came in, you didn't wait for me to speak first. My cousin's mouth soon took the lead. My uncle and aunt came to say hello, and I asked my parents to say hello. It is difficult to borrow money because my uncle is not at home. I said goodbye to my little sister and turned around.

Zhang: I quickly stepped forward to stop it. What can I do for my cousin's arrival? Go talk to my sister.

Wang: I should have told her the truth, but it's no use. I thought my cousin was young, so I lied to her, cousin! On March 3rd, in Tomb-Sweeping Day, my classmates asked me to drive to the mountain and bought paper, pens and ink, which cost me eight strings. I went home to ask for money, so I came to your house to borrow money.

Zhang: My uncle will pay your tuition, so I don't owe you money. You tell me the truth, and my sister will pay for it. If you don't tell the truth, it's hard to lend me some money!

Wang: My sister exposed my shortcomings, so it is difficult to borrow money without telling the truth. I should tell you the truth. My sister will laugh. On March 3rd in Tomb-Sweeping Day, my classmates pulled me-Zhang: Why?

Wang:-I went gambling and lost eight strings of money in one game. I was asked to pay back the money on the spot, forcing my cousin to come here to borrow money. My cousin borrowed money and I paid it back. From now on, I won't gamble.

Zhang: I heard that my cousin lost money and was impatient. Since my sister promised you, you haven't come to pay New Year greetings for three years, saying that you are too thin to show up and dare to gamble behind your husband's back. If you win, you have to pay it back if you lose. It doesn't matter if I don't return it. It doesn't matter what my sister does. If you want to come, you should leave quickly. My parents are not at home, and I have no money.

Wang: My elder sister scolded me once, and she blushed speechless. It doesn't matter whether I borrow it or not. I shouldn't be ashamed of myself. Today, I'm going home. I told my parents the truth and got beaten up. My parents paid me back. Don't come to my house, and I won't go to your door. Our relatives will forget it, and we will return it from now on! Zhang: I hurried forward and grabbed my clothes. I'm joking with you. Don't take jokes as truth. Everyone says you have a big temper. In my opinion, you are sharper than Maimang. Didn't lend me money. I'll borrow money from you elsewhere. You can borrow money from Sister Chunlan in the East Hospital to pay you back.