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Wonderful and funny Spring Festival greetings

On this day of the New Year, let my blessings float like snowflakes, and let my greetings be like the continuous spring rain, the fragrance of flowers, silent blessings, heartfelt words, and caring sounds, interspersed with happiness. , sending happy notes to you! The following is a collection of wonderful and funny Spring Festival greetings that I have compiled. I hope it will be helpful to everyone! Wonderful and funny Spring Festival blessings 1

When you see this message, luck has come to you, the God of Wealth has entered your home, and glory and wealth are not far away from you. Wish you friends: Happy Chinese New Year!

When the gorgeous fireworks bloom, when the festive firecrackers sing a cappella, when the joyful songs are flying, and when the New Year’s bell rings, that’s when I wish you, my friend, a happy New Year and auspicious New Year^ _^!

Telephones, mobile phones, computers, send messages between friends; New Year, New Year, new scene, I wish all my friends good health. Happy New Year to you!

The ringing sound of the mobile phone is my greeting; the voice in the text message is my tenderness; the soft voice is your smile. Happy New Year!

I have accumulated 365 days of longing, condensed countless tender feelings, fought for the infatuation of spring, summer, autumn and winter, picked up the bright stars in the night sky, and searched for thousand-year-old pearls in the blue sea, just to convey the most essence to you. Wishes, happy Spring Festival!

In fact, there are some things that we just need to be clear to each other, but the New Year is here, and I have to explain it... Where is my red envelope?

Recently, a mobile phone virus codenamed "Happy New Year" has become popular. If you unfortunately receive a text message containing such characters, please throw away your phone immediately to avoid infection.

The New Year is approaching. For the sake of the earth’s environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in the congratulatory message with a pencil on large-denomination RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support of environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

New Year is here, do you miss me? If you miss me, press it and press it again. Do you miss me that much? I said I just pressed the button. Still click! I didn’t expect you to miss me like this, I’m so touched! Press again! Tears welled up in my eyes.

The Chinese New Year is here again, and I put aside all the work at hand. I cannot forget my salary and bonuses, and I have to explain them when I get home.

On New Year’s Eve, I dreamed of you. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! I woke up from my dream with a sneeze. I knew you missed me, so I called you right away to tell you to bring the red envelope!

Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat...rob! ipiciq card, please tell me the password! What? You don’t have iq? Then give me the red envelope! Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, New Year's greetings!

Who is the most popular in the New Year? He is as fast as Liu Xiang, as tall as Yao Ming, as handsome as Tian Liang, as wealthy as Wu Zi, and as beautiful as Jingjing in his girlfriend. Who else is reading the text messages? You!

I told you more than once not to work like this and to take care of your health, but you always said meaningfully: If I don’t roll a few more dung balls during the Spring Festival, what will I eat next year? Don’t tire yourself out, and I wish you a happy New Year!

What gift do you want for the New Year? Hurry up and tell me... After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired!

We have had a great time cooperating with each other in the past year. Thank you for your care. At the beginning of the Year of the Pig, I wish your family happiness and all your wishes come true!

Good luck rolls in and you get rich all year round. In the Year of the Pig, there will be many good things and happiness. Get promoted step by step, and everything will go smoothly. Keep in touch with old friends and don’t forget me!

Teacher, Happy New Year, thank you for your continued concern for us! I wish you good health and all the best in the Year of the Pig!

Let warm wishes, happy thoughts and friendly blessings come to you and accompany you during the Spring Festival. Make great plans in the Year of the Pig and make a fortune in 2019!

Let my New Year’s greetings fly through the radio waves, across mountains, across surging rivers, past high-rise buildings, and to your side.

Happy Year of the Pig!

The sound of blessings, the slightest friendship, and the string of thoughts are turned into a gift that stays in your heart. I wish you a happy new year, all the best, and good luck in the Year of the Pig!

New Year blessings come early: first, I wish you good health; second, I wish you have fewer difficulties; third, I wish your worries will disappear; fourth, I wish you will not grow old; fifth, I wish you a good mood; sixth, I wish you will throw away sorrow; seventh, I wish you happiness; eight, I wish you happiness. I wish you high income; nine blessings for peace; ten blessings for happiness!

New Year blessings are sent from all directions. The east sends you a money tree, the west sends you eternal peace and happiness, the south sends you a road to success, and the north sends you a bank full of money. They were sent from all directions, and gold and silver treasures were taken care of. Happy Spring Festival! Spring Festival text message to customers

New Year blessings are sent to all directions. The east sends you a money tree, the west sends you eternal peace and health, the south sends you a road to success, and the north sends you money in all directions. Gold and silver treasures are sent to you in all directions. Happy New Year!

I wish you: smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace in all seasons, five blessings, good luck, seven stars shining brightly, wealth coming from all directions, concentricity, perfection, everything goes well, Good luck and everything goes well!

The New Year is just around the corner. I wish you a happy New Year in advance. I wish you a prosperous year, a prosperous year, a happy year of good luck, a happy year of joy, a peaceful and auspicious year. Happy year of reunion! It's like candy, get one now and then, it's so sweet! But eating too much sugar makes you tired! I am afraid that you will be annoyed, so I only give you a candy occasionally. This does not mean that I do not value you, because I will give you the sweetest one: Happy New Year! As soon as it opens, the breeze comes to your face. Congratulations, my New Year blessings have been brought to you. I appreciate it with my heart. New opportunities in the new year, wealth in the Year of the Pig, better luck and wealth, making your life easier.

The stars shine with the light of hope, the white clouds carry the paradise of dreams, the rainbow builds the bridge of happiness, the Danxia pavement is the glory of tomorrow, and the text message carries the auspiciousness of the Year of the Pig. ! Wish you a happy Chinese New Year!

Happiness, auspiciousness, and wishful thinking are all courtesy; love and joy are always with you; big and small things, everything goes as you wish; affection, friendship, and love are courteous. Welcome the New Year and be happy every day!

Happiness means that someone brings warmth when you are cold, someone brings food when you are hungry, someone gives money when you are in trouble, someone misses you when you are lonely, someone is with you when you are lonely, and someone sends you wishes during the Spring Festival. May you be happy, happy and healthy. Every day.

Happiness and joy accompany you every day; warmth and harmony accompany you every moment; health and safety accompany you every minute; my blessings accompany you every moment Every second. I wish you: Happy Chinese New Year! Wonderful and Funny Blessings for the Spring Festival 2

The time is shining with blessings, the air is fragrant with blessings, and the mood is blooming with blessings. When you open the message, I wish you a blessing for the one I love. Relax at this moment! Happy New Year!

If you want to be happy for a while, spend money on shopping; if you want to be happy alone, go out with friends every week; if you want to be happy as a family, be filial and reunited; if you want to be happy with a group of people, do a lot of things! It’s New Year, it’s up to you!

A cheer, an oath, a good story in the world! A sigh of relief, a bumpy journey, a period of vicissitudes of life! A greeting, a concern, and a sincere blessing: I wish you a smile and a happy New Year!

Wave goodbye to troubles; hold your head high to greet the beauty; I wish you deep blessings; I will always be concerned about you. Another Spring Festival is here, I wish you endless happiness and eternal happiness!

I wish you all the best in the new year with the warmth of boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the deliciousness of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling strips, and the breadth of dough bread. , all your wishes come true and money rolls in!

My dear, have you opened the window? Please open the window, let the New Year's wind blow into your house, let the New Year's snow fly into your house, and let my New Year's wishes float into your heart.

Time sneaks away from your fingers, and snowflakes fall with the ringtone. The New Year's bells are gradually fading away, but my blessings will always be by your side.

Have you, who I have always cared about, received this belated blessing?

My love, you have added many beautiful memories to the screen of my memory, like a brocade! Please accept my deepest wishes, may all joy be with you forever! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to you! May your career go smoothly, work smoothly, and love be sweet! The body has endless strength, and the wealth is abundant! Your health will be great, your food will taste great, your teeth will be good and your appetite will be good, everything will be happy and everything will go well!

In order to hide your shadow for a long time, in the depth of winter, I put another lock on my heart. And now, on this day, I seem to hear my own voice again through the keyhole, wishing a happy new year.

Smile at night and have a good sleep. Smile in the morning and the whole day will be full of mood. Smile after work and the whole house will be happy and lively. Smile when you are troubled and all your troubles will be forgotten. May you always smile and happy new year!

It is not easy to work at ordinary times, and I am often too busy to breathe. Finally, on holidays, I give up all work and play happily, eliminating all the tiredness, and my mood becomes very beautiful! Happy New Year to you!

The world is so busy, people who are attentive will be happy; thinking about your face, my heart will feel warm; thinking about your mouth, my smile will be bright! With the arrival of the New Year, those who care about you want to say to you: Happy New Year!

I have always wanted to tell you, but I wonder if you would think I am too impatient. I'm afraid of being beaten to the punch by others, so I decided to muster up the courage to tell you: Happy New Year!

Friends are always connected heart to heart, and close friends are worth a thousand pieces of gold; I think of my good friends under the light, and send good news through small text messages; when I see a friend, I see news as if I are seeing a person, and never forget the heart of a friend. Happy New Year!

The New Year is coming, please click the happy note and let it download family affection and transfer love for you. By the way, I will save my friendship in the deepest part of your heart, so that you can be happy in the New Year!