Find a horror joke from a long time ago ~ ~ I beg your help.

One stormy night, it was dark outside, and only with the help of lightning could we see the road clearly. There are no pedestrians in the street. A taxi just sent off the last guest and set off alone. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning, and the taxi driver vaguely saw a woman with long hair in a white dress reaching for the car. Although the driver already wants to go straight home, he must be anxious to go home when he thinks of a lonely woman standing on the side of the road calling for a taxi on such a rainy night. He changed his sympathy and decided to send the last guest away again.

After the woman sat in the back seat, she coldly said "Babaoshan". The driver couldn't help shivering. Although he doesn't believe in ghosts, he is a little cautious about going to that place so late. The driver crustily skin of head started the car, thinking, what is a woman doing in Babaoshan so late? Impossible ...? On second thought, how can there be ghosts in this world? I'd better not scare myself! Thinking about it, I couldn't help glancing at the rearview mirror. Why? Why is there no one in the back? He immediately turned his head and saw the white woman sitting in the back seat smiling at him. The smile is so unnatural. The driver turned around shyly. I didn't see anyone in the rearview mirror just now. Am I dizzy? But why did she smile at me so strangely? The driver wants to know. Unconsciously, I looked at the rearview mirror again, but there was still no one! How is that possible? Looking back quickly, the woman did sit there, but this time she didn't laugh, but stared at him. The driver didn't dare to look her in the eye and turned his head quickly. I heard that you can't see ghosts in the mirror. Is it true?/You don't say. Is there really a ghost in this world? He thought about it and looked in the rearview mirror. Still nobody! I saw a ghost! Suddenly, there was a thunder, and he was shaking all over, stepping on the brakes like a conditioned reflex, and then slowly turning around. There was a flash of lightning, and he clearly saw that the woman in white was staring at him, with long hair, white face and nosebleed! Ghosts, real ghosts! He was about to say something urgent when he fainted! ……

In the police car, the woman was questioned by the police. "I work the night shift today. I was very tired and caught the heavy rain. I am in a bad mood. After work, I saw a taxi on the side of the road and reached for it. I live in a neighborhood near Babaoshan, and I just said Babaoshan because I was in a bad mood. The driver started driving. After a while, I felt itchy and wanted to pick my nose. As you know, as a girl, others see how bad it is for me to pick my nose, so I bow my head to pick it, so no one will see me. But as soon as I lowered my head and started digging, the driver turned to look at me. I quickly looked up and smiled shyly at him. After he turned his head, I just lowered my head to dig. He hates turning around and looking at me at once. I quickly looked up again and stared at him angrily. He may feel embarrassed, too, and quickly turned his head back. I don't think he will bother me this time, so I bowed my head and dug with confidence. But somehow, he suddenly stepped on one foot and braked suddenly. I pulled my nose and messed up my hair. I looked up at him angrily, and he fainted with his mouth open ... "The woman said in a panic!

The first story

Who do you trust?

One year, a mountaineering club went hiking, and a couple with good feelings were together. When they went to the foot of the mountain to attack the peak, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So I left the woman to see the camp, but I didn't see them come back three days later. The woman is a little worried and thinks it may be the weather. Waiting and waiting, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, except her boyfriend. Everyone told her that her boyfriend died on the first day of Fengfeng! They hurried back seven days ago, thinking that he might come back for her. So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle. It was almost twelve o'clock when her boyfriend suddenly appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. The girl screamed with fear and struggled desperately. At this time, her boyfriend told her that there was a mountain disaster on the first day of Fengfeng, and everyone died, but he was still alive!

Who do you trust?

The second story

Why so many people?

One day, someone went back to the dormitory after work at night and pressed the elevator on the first floor. He wants to go to the sixth floor. Fortunately, the elevator will come soon. He went in. There was no one inside. When he entered, the elevator closed immediately. Up, up, up, up to the fourth floor, the elevator suddenly opened, and two people poked around outside, meaning to come in, but I don't know why they didn't come in after watching it. The elevator door closed again. Just as the elevator door was about to close, the man clearly heard them saying, "How many people!" " "

The third story

Nobody robbed me.

There is a boy who wants to go home by bus at night, but he is too late to get to the bus stop, so he is not sure whether he has a car or not, and he doesn't want to walk. Because his home is far away and remote, he has to wait to see if there is the last bus. Waiting and waiting, just when he thought there should be no car, he suddenly saw a bus in the distance, and he stopped happily. As soon as he got on the bus, he found the last bus very strange. It should be said that there were not many people on the last bus, because the route was remote, but the bus was full of people, only one seat was available, and no one was whispering. He felt a little incredible, but he went to the only empty seat and sat down. There is a woman sitting next to an empty seat. As soon as he sat down, the woman whispered to him, "You shouldn't take this car." He felt very strange, and the lady continued, "This car is not for the living. As soon as you got on the bus, they arrested you as a scapegoat. " He was afraid, but he didn't know what to do. As a result, the woman said to him, "Never mind, I can help you escape." So she dragged him to open the window and jumped. When they jumped, he heard the people in the car shouting "Let him go". When he stood firm, he found them on a desolate hillside. He breathed a sigh of relief and immediately thanked the woman. The woman smiled strangely: "Now, no one is robbing me!" "

. . . . . .

A couple always quarrel. Once they quarreled again, and the husband killed his wife in a rage and buried her body in the backyard. A few days later, the man felt very strange. Why don't children ask themselves at all when they haven't seen their mother these days? So one day he asked the child: "Mom is not at home these days, why don't you worry?" The child replied: "I feel so strange. Why have you been carrying your mother behind your back these days? "

1, I wanted to take a taxi alone, and the driver asked me:

Where are you two going?

2. A man walked away from the scene of a car accident and someone stopped him:

Hey! Your hand is still in the car!

The car was driving very fast, and an old woman looked at me from the window.

4, driving a motorcycle to pick up my girlfriend from work, it was a little cold in the middle of the night, and my girlfriend gently opened her arms and hugged me.

Suddenly she touched my face: "Is it cold?" Just want to interface

Suddenly found that my girlfriend's hand has never left her waist, ah!

5, surfing the Internet last night, my friend suddenly knocked on my window and asked me out to play ~! I was just about to open the window and said I couldn't go, but suddenly I remembered that I had moved, from 1 building to 10 building ~ ~ Who is that?