A literary joke that makes you stunned.

Xiaoming: Let me ask you something. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Xiaohong: I don't know. Xiao Ming: The answer is "green bean paste". You are so stupid!

2. The little snake nervously asked the big snake brother, "Brother, are we poisonous?" The snake said, "Why do you ask?" The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."

There was an earthquake one year and my parents couldn't wake me up. Then my dad took me from

I didn't wake up when I carried it to the sixth floor.

4. Chatting with a sister, she said that she wanted to find a boyfriend, so I asked: How old are you looking for? She said:

two

With Tenuto, I asked: Are you one year old? She said: centimeters. Me: ...

My home is a twin room, and my brother sleeps on it. He fell down in the middle of the night and rolled under the bed. In the morning, the whole family couldn't find him until he woke up.

When I was a child, I fell to the ground and didn't wake up. Get up in the morning and ask my mother if she kicked me down. My mother said that she heard you fall yesterday and didn't pick it up because she was too sleepy. ......

I thought I wouldn't cry when I closed my eyes when I cut onions, but I cried the moment I cut my hand!

What's the use of marriage certificate? Marriage certificate can only prove whether it is legal for two people to lie in bed, but not whether they are suitable.

There was once a classmate who didn't eat until he finished his homework. He starved to death.

In the past two years with Tenuto, I have achieved a lot of success ... mainly divided into

Three categories: successful login, successful download and successful payment.