Talk about humor

1, cutting short hair is not necessarily a queen, but also a female nerve.

2. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

3. I have never understood why the elevator is obviously standing, and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.

4. If you do well in a daze, you will fall asleep if you don't do well.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

6. Love is a road, friends are pigs, and people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

7. I saw a coin by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. At first glance, it is full of mouth! -I depend, who spit so round?

8. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

9. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should eat at least a pair of whales.

10, for children who are afraid to go to the toilet after watching ghost movies, I want to say that ghosts have dignity and will wait for you in your toilet every night.

1 1, the explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

12, my roommate farted intermittently, and another buddy said helplessly, "Fart well and make you collapse."

13, every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

14, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

15, your new love is still someone else's whore.

16, whose Bluetooth special name is "an old sow"! Every time you turn on Bluetooth, the system prompts "There is an old sow who wants to pair with you".

17, I stopped eating breakfast from the summer vacation.

18, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

19, a novice, kind in nature, you pay, I eat.

20. If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

2 1, when I was a child, I always thought, if cutting my wrist would kill people, why would the broken arm live?

22. When I love you, you hit me and scold me, but I put up with it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.

23. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

24. Take intimate photos with your current girlfriend and upload space. Name it: Does it match? Ex-girlfriend's first reply: bah

25. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator. I shouted "something is burnt", so an elevator man sucked my fart clean.

26. Be a person hovering between Cow A and Cow C. ..

27, men are dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

28. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.