Seek the rules on the northeast wine table

People in the northeast drink white wine, usually binge drinking. Especially when friends come from afar, or when old friends meet again, it is better to have a good drink. Moreover, there are more and more tricks and reasons for people in Harbin to binge drink. It is painful to start business, set up a company, lay the foundation stone for building, cooperate in business, open and close various meetings, open and close various exhibitions, plus business contacts, routine inspections, legal holidays, normal weddings and funerals, normal life and death, normal education and employment, normal promotion and dismissal, normal resignation and return, and normal welcoming. Don't drink, okay? No, isn't that rude? !

Northeasters often come to a drinking party, with one or two guests, seven or eight people, or ten or twenty people. It's roughly like this: everyone takes their seats separately, and the menu is politely pushed around, asking the guests to order first. The guests were forced to order one. Then according to the size of the official position, in turn down. What kind of wine do you drink? White wine, of course, plus beer. Ladies and gentlemen, if you really can't drink, have some beer. If you really can't drink, drink some wine first and then talk. Watch while drinking. Then according to the level of the guests, according to the level of the accompanying guests, they are filled with white wine in turn. Usually a small cup-use one or two cups first, then a large cup-four or two cups.

The host brought a glass or two of white wine and told everyone cheerfully that all he wanted to say was welcome, guidance, cooperation and friendship. Then, in order to let everyone dry up the white wine in front of them, the proposer said, "I'll drink first, this one doesn't count, and then I'll fill it up, so everyone will raise their glasses, okay?" After a good spirit, he killed a cup first, and someone immediately filled it for him, so everyone * * * raised their glasses and clinked glasses. When touching glasses, you should pay attention to the fact that your cup is lower than others' cups to show humility. Then they raised their necks and dried their white wine. Then: "eat vegetables!" "After a chewing, someone stood up and raised his glass again. What's the big deal? About peers, or acquaintances, or old leaders, or old subordinates-cheers

Say that finish, another person stood up, holding a glass, on behalf of the department, or on behalf of himself, or on behalf of the people who didn't come. Please let's drink a toast. So, do it again. The procedures on this table are roughly the same, and they all take turns toasting.

It's almost time to drink, and the binge drinking has really begun, and ladies and gentlemen are all in battle. Someone excitedly ordered a few bottles of white wine, and the small cup was not enough. Pour a large glass and dry it! The foreign guests were scared to death when they saw it. Don't say that they fought bravely and even lost their fighting ability. So I mixed up another meal. At this time, everyone is radiant and cheerful.

So someone suggested that XXX sing a song for everyone. So-and-so put down his chopsticks shyly and said, "OK. I will dedicate this song to everyone and hope everyone will like it. " Everyone applauded and shouted "OK-".So-and-so cleared his throat and began to sing, accompanied by that kind of action and eyes. A table of people laughed their heads off, one finished singing, one joined, and everyone took turns singing.

From the wine table, the city seems hopeless.

Not only singing, but also drinking wine. Like fish head wine, fish tail wine, fish eye wine, fish body wine, shake your head and wag your tail wine, and drink it with more variety.

After drinking this wine, the name changed. Became a "buddy", "big brother", "brother", "sister" and "father". In a word, everything is in a mess. Moreover, they talk to each other, or cry or laugh, and pour out their hearts. Drink too much and start toasting. It's not interesting enough to scold this, nor is it a thing. It's better to scold someone than to scold him. As a result, some people advised, and the persuaders were also in a mess, neither fish nor fowl. Between persuasion and scolding, you should also drink some emotional wine, atmosphere wine, enough wine, grievance wine, forgiveness wine, escort wine and "sake in front of the door". Drink all the white wine before drinking beer. Beer is not wine. It was another carnival. At the end, at least half the people were drunk.

Of course, drinking is gentle. Three or four people, a bottle of white wine, that's all. Let's split it equally. Just drink it. This way of drinking is that everyone has something to do, and this is drinking. At present, drinking is becoming more and more moderate, and the phenomenon of persuading alcohol is becoming more and more civilized. However, the hospitality of the northeast people and the natural capacity for drinking in the genes still make it full of the rich fragrance of wine culture.

Because drinking is regarded as a way of communication between people, people in Northeast China drink for a relatively long time. Once put on the wine table, it will not be removed for three or two hours. Eat, drink and talk until you are full-people who drink generally don't eat staple food and talk enough, so they can't bear to say goodbye to each other. It is common to drink wine for five or six hours at a time. Because the food is often cold after a long time, we either add food halfway or ask the waiter to reheat it. It would be much more convenient if you were in your own home. When your wife sees which dish is cold, she will naturally take it to warm it up.

Because drinking is a protracted war, the food must be done well. A few hours later, although we only had one meal, it was actually equivalent to everyone eating two meals. Some people call it "throwing a big plate" to treat the northeast people, which is really vivid. Another meaning of "throwing a big plate" is that the northeast people are more extravagant in eating. Whether you can eat or not, you should pay attention to the list of cups and plates, at least look at the style, and don't let the guests feel that the host is stingy. The amount of food must reach the level that all guests can eat for free, and there will always be a considerable part left. It is definitely not something that the northeast people do to let guests see a few dishes and not dare to get off chopsticks. Northeasters who are usually stingy are also generous in treating guests; No matter how poor the family is, Northeasters are extravagant in treating guests. You can borrow enough money, but you must not look shabby. Perhaps it is for this reason that talents in Northeast China give people the impression of hospitality, enthusiasm, boldness and generosity. Of course, I don't know how much people in the northeast have wasted for this. Although "packing" is popular in restaurants in Northeast China now, and the waste in this area has been reduced, the waste of time, money and energy is still irreparable and reduced. Northeasters spend too much time in front of the wine table and waste too much energy in front of the big plate, shouting the slogan: "Love is in the wine, but in the dish". When they get love, they seem to lose more.

Northeasters eat and drink a lot, and they love to eat and drink. So, when we discuss where to go, the first question is where to eat. On the train, if you see several people sitting together, there are snacks such as roast chicken and sausage on the small table, drinking white wine, it must be from the northeast. Just like a popular song "get drunk to the end of the world", maybe only the northeast people can do it.

The northeast people on the wine table are very excited, radiant and talkative, but at this time they can't help bragging. Northeast people's rhetoric is not pure nonsense. Generally speaking, it is an infinite exaggeration of limited facts. Northeasters who drink often tell the truth, but what he says is also heavily watered. Not only does the boaster know that he is blowing, but everyone who sits at the wine table and listens to him knows that he is blowing. But the boaster speaks like a true story and the listener listens as seriously as he completely believes it, but no one will take these words seriously after leaving the wine table. Everyone has a time to satisfy vanity! Anyone who reveals his cowhide in public on such an occasion will not only hate him for life, but also be regarded as a wet blanket by people present.

Drinking in the northeast is really scary, and it seems that people in the northeast drink a lot. Sitting on the wine table with the northeast people, you have two choices. One is to claim that you can't drink, or never drink; Another is to be psychologically prepared for the unconscious. Northeasters are not naturally heavy drinkers. Most people have experienced the "alcohol test" after repeated unconscious exercise, which is the only way to "refine wine". I'm afraid everyone who drinks in the northeast has had the experience of getting drunk and throwing up. This is why there is a joke in Zhao Benshan's essay "Uncle Niu Go on", which regards drunkenness as a sign of "drinking". Uncle Niu has never been drunk, so when Fan Wei asked him, "Can you drink?" He replied "No" and Uncle Niu's strength: "First use the cup, then use the cup, then use the small bowl and then blow the bottle", and the same is true in Northeast China.

When someone at the same table said that he couldn't drink, the northeast people must feel very disappointed. Like Fan Wei's "Uncle Niu", he will gently persuade: "What about less hours?" "less", or "a little beer." If you can't resist his persuasion and pick up your glass, you probably don't know how to leave the wine table. Northeasters are good at persuading wine. As long as you take the first sip, you will keep drinking under his constant persuasion. As a result, if you can't let him drink too much, you can only drink too much by yourself. If persuasion fails, and the other party refuses to take the cup anyway, the Northeastern will say with regret, "Never drink? Really, you enjoy a lot of fun in life less. " Or a little vulgar, quote a "famous saying" that all drinkers know: "Alcohol and tobacco don't move, it's a waste of time." But then, the northeast people will regard you as an alternative on the wine table, and will never force you to drink again. Even if he dies, he will not let you take a sip instead. In the northeast, no rogue drunkard will bully people who don't drink on the wine table. But in exchange, they fight liquor lawsuits on the wine table, and you can't participate. If you don't drink, you won't have the right to speak on the wine table.

Being able to drink and having a large amount of alcohol is an advantage in the eyes of the northeast people. They often comment in a very envious tone: "So-and-so can drink, but a catty of wine is not so good." Or say in a dismissive tone: "So-and-so can't, he can't drink without me." An alcoholic likes to brag about his achievements in the field of wine. Russians can drink spirits, which is world-famous, but the northeast people are not convinced. A Northeastern once told me that he once competed with a Russian who could drink the highest degree of liquor. He and his Russian friends drank 49 cups in one breath, and Russian friends begged for mercy, saying that China people could drink. When he told me this story, his face turned red with excitement, just like an athlete won a gold medal for China in the Olympic Games. In the northeast, if you can face the challenge without fear on the wine table and drink quietly again and again, people will immediately respect you. If the leaders have the capacity to drink, they will take turns to respect the subordinates present, and they will be very handy to command these subordinates in the future. Because in the eyes of the northeast people, alcohol consumption is almost a sign of personal ability, and a large part of people's work ability is not too bad. Northeasters respect heroes very much, and one of the signs of heroes is that they can drink. If Song Wu hadn't been drunk, he wouldn't have killed the tiger with three punches and two feet, would he?

If you think that drinking is a hobby or pastime of the northeast people, it is all wet. Drinking is the most important way of communication in Northeast China. If the contradiction between two people has reached the point where they can't drink at the same table, then they are really sworn enemies; If you can sit on the wine table, there is no contradiction that cannot be solved.

In the face of delicious food, it is difficult for people to get angry, so people are generally more peaceful at the wine table. Coupled with the stimulation of alcohol, after people become excited, words will naturally increase, and many words that can't be said at ordinary times will be embarrassed to say it at this time; Many inner secrets can also be confided to people at this time. Don't worry about being laughed at, because the other person is in the same state as you. So after drinking wine together and being half drunk, the relationship between the two people improved a lot. It is also for this reason that the northeast people have a feeling that they can't guess the person who doesn't drink-he is never drunk. Who knows what he is thinking when we are drunk?

The wine table is not only a place for northeast people to vent, but also a place for northeast people to satisfy their vanity. Northeasters have a tacit understanding of this. If you want to understand the northeast person, you must understand why he drinks; If you want to make friends with the northeast people, you have to listen to him brag on the wine table.

Drunk Northeasters are terrible. Alcohol stimulates all the energy in his strong body, and alcohol also stimulates his nerves and makes him dare to do anything. In addition, the boasting on the wine table makes you think you are great. At this time, whoever hurts the self-esteem of the northeast people will have disastrous consequences. Only at this time, people in Northeast China are in danger. It's a pity that most people don't know this, but they just like to provoke the northeast people after drinking.