The most humorous classic jokes in the world

.Q: When the cows, pigs, dogs and sheep are racing, after reaching the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs are panting, but only the sheep are not panting. Why?

A: Feeling proud (the sheep didn’t exhale)

There was a little pig. His mother didn’t like him and wanted to send him away. One day, the mother pig took the little pig to a far away place where there were no buses. But the next day, the little pig came back.

Another day, the mother pig threw the little pig to a place far, far away. There was no road anywhere. After a few days, the little pig came back.

Another day, the mother pig took the little pig to a place far, far, far away. There was nothing there and it was endless. Guess what happened?

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…But the little piggy didn’t come back…

. When I came back from other places, everyone greeted me at the airport. , there are 3 more planes...

The first one arrived, and everyone was cheering, thinking I was on the plane. When they saw it, it was Uncle 69 who came down. Everyone: Cut~

The second one arrived, and everyone continued cheering. When they saw it, it was AKI, and everyone said: Cut~

The last one arrived, and everyone thought it must be cissy, so they still cheered my name, and the result was , guess who is back?

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…Little Piggy is back… Please adopt it!