What does it mean that girls laugh for a long time when others tell jokes?

When a girl tells a joke, she laughs for a long time, which shows that either the joke is very low-level or he is a very famous and good person.

Why can a girl laugh for a long time no matter who tells jokes? It's not that simple. An alcoholic doesn't mean to drink, she wants you to chase her. If you have a crush on her, tell her bravely. If you don't mean that, I suggest you stay away from her.

How to tell a joke to others? If you are happy, please adopt my question.

1. A girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring the night before, but her classmates didn't notice it, which made her very angry. In the afternoon, when everyone was sitting and chatting, she suddenly stood up and said loudly, "Gee, it's really hot in here. I think I'd better take off my ring. " The hostess called the maid to the front and asked her, "Are you pregnant?" "Yes!" The maid replied. "Fortunately, you can say it. Aren't you ashamed that you are not married? " The hostess trained again. "Why should I be shy, mistress? Aren't you pregnant yourself? " "But I am pregnant with my husband!" The hostess retorted angrily. "Me too!" The maid agreed happily. 3. Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their mouths at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. Here comes the policeman: Policeman A: What a terrible car accident. Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back. Policeman A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... 4. On a winding country road, there are often some ghost stories because of frequent car accidents. One night, a taxi driver saw a long-haired shawl on the roadside, and a woman in white waved to him. Because the driver had never seen a ghost, he boldly stopped to let her get on the bus. On the road, although the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, he is also Mao Mao in his heart. The driver got a fright and stepped on a brake! I saw that the woman's face was covered with blood and her expression was ferocious. The driver's teeth trembled with fear. Suddenly the woman said, "Can you drive? I bowed my head to tie my shoelaces, and suddenly you broke my nose by braking ... "5. A patient went to see a doctor, who examined him and frowned and said," You are too ill, I'm afraid you won't live long. " Patient: "Please tell me, how long can I live?" Doctor: "Ten …" The patient asked anxiously: "Ten what? Ten years and ten months? Ten days? " Doctor: "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five ..." 6. Teacher: "Can you tell me the same characteristics of18th century scientists?" Student: "Yes, they are all dead." 7. The rhinoceros dung beetle fell in love with a mosquito. When the beetle asked the mosquito what to do, the mosquito said, "Nurse, give me an injection." The tapir patted his thigh: "Fate, I was rubbing pills in the Chinese Medicine Bureau ..." 8. An African lives in a hotel. In the middle of the night, a fire broke out for some reason. Africans don't care so much when they see it, and they run out naked. When the fireman saw it, he exclaimed, "Oh, my God! It's burnt, and you can run so fast! "9. A person wants to study abroad, but he must get the boss's approval. So he asked his boss for instructions, and the boss gave him a note that said, "Go ahead." The man thought, "Go = Go, the boss approved." So he started packing. A colleague saw him and asked, "What are you doing?" He said, "I want to study abroad, and my boss approved it and wrote me' Go'. "Colleagues are happy to see the article:" Our boss doesn't approve it at all! You don't know our boss's English level, he's talking! 10, the priest said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage: "This horse can only understand the language of the church. Call" Thank God "and it will run; It didn't stop until it was called "Praise God". Farmers are skeptical about this. He tried to shout "Thank God" and the horse ran faster and faster at once. A frightened farmer ran to the edge of the cliff and remembered that the password of "Praise God" had stopped him. Sure enough, the horse stopped. The farmers who survived the accident breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God ..."

I have been calling for a long time, please accept it.

1 The night before, a girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring, but no one in the class noticed that she ate it, which made her behave strangely. You sat chatting until the afternoon, when she suddenly stood up and shouted, "Oh, it's really hot in here. I think I'd better take off your ring." 2. The hostess called the maid and asked her, "Are you pregnant? \ "\" Yes! "The maid replied. "Kui you said exports, you're not married, don't you feel shy? "The hostess began to train again. "Why should I be shy? Aren't you the hostess also pregnant? \ "\" But I am pregnant with my Hu * * * and! " The hostess retorted angrily. "Me too! "The maid happily echoed. 3. The clothes that a motorcyclist likes should be cut at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drunk driving, overturned his car and ran headlong into the road. Policeman: Policeman A: A good car assistant. Policeman B: Yes, he hit his head on the back. Po 1: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman B: Good ... One, O, turn around. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing ... 4. When turning on a winding country road, there are often some ghost stories because cars pass by. One night, a taxi driver saw a long-haired shawl on the side of the road, and a woman in white waved to him. Because the driver didn't see a ghost, he boldly let her get on the bus and fly. Along the way, the driver didn't believe in ghosts, so he often let the woman go. The driver got a fright and quickly stepped on the brakes! I saw that woman's face was covered with blood and her expression was ferocious. The driver's teeth trembled with fear. Suddenly, the woman said, "Can you drive? When I bent down to tie my shoelaces, a sudden brake brushed my nose ... A patient went to see a doctor, who examined him and frowned and said, "You are too ill, I'm afraid you won't live long." . Patient: Please tell me how long I can live. "Doctor:" Ten ... The patient asked anxiously: "What? Ten years? Ten months, ten days? Doctor: "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five ..." 6. Teacher: "Can you name some characteristics of18th century scientist Meng? Student: Yes, they are all dead. Qiang, a rhinoceros dung, fell in love with mosquito. Qiang asked what the mosquito did, and the mosquito said, "Nurse, give an injection." . "A Qiang patted his thigh:" Fate, I am rubbing pills in the Chinese Medicine Bureau ... "8. Africans live in a hotel. In the middle of the night, a fire, the reason is unknown. I rushed so many Africans before and ran out naked. The fireman exclaimed, "My God! All burnt places can run so fast! "9, a person wants to go abroad, but must get the approval of the boss. So he asked the manager for instructions, and the boss gave him a note that said, "Go ahead." The man thought, "Let's do it = progress, and the boss approves it. "So he began to pack. A colleague saw him and asked, "What are you doing?" He said: "I was going to study abroad, and my boss approved it and wrote me' Go'." Colleagues were happy when they saw the article: "Our boss hasn't approved it yet! ! ! ! ! Don't you know our boss's English? He speaks it to the head! 10, the priest said to the farmer who bought his horse and carriage, "This horse can only understand the language of the church, and it ran away when it was called" Thank God "; The farmer named "Praise God" disappeared. He tried to thank God and shouted, and the horse galloped away at once, running faster and faster. A frightened farmer ran to the edge of the cliff and remembered the password "Praise God" that made him stand out. Sure enough, the horse accelerated. Farmer Guan breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God ..."

I played for a long time, please.

Recently everyone told a joke! Five students are addicted to smoking. One day, they were smoking in the toilet and the dean saw them. The dean told his class teacher that the class teacher would talk to them the next day.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "Suck?"

Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call your parents! "

When student A went back, he said to the other four people, "When the teacher asked you if you smoked, you all denied it and said you didn't smoke. I will take responsibility for myself. "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No."

"French fries, then." Then the teacher handed over the French fries.

Student b naturally sticks out two fingers?

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Go home and call your parents. "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student C: "No."

"French fries, then."

Student c carefully took the French fries and secretly thanked student b (fortunately, I came prepared)

Teacher: "Don't you dip in some ketchup?"

Student c accidentally dipped too much sauce and began to play in the bowl?

Teacher: "Don't smoke? Are you good at playing with soot? Go home and call your parents! "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student D: "No? Rotten? . "

Student D was sweating like a pig after eating French fries.

Student D: "Thank you? Teacher? If nothing happens, I will go back first. "

Teacher: "Don't you bring roots to your classmates?"

Student D: "Thank you, teacher."

Say, put French fries in your ear?

Teacher: "know what I should say, don't call parents!" " "

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student E: "No."

Finally put the French fries in your pocket? )

Student E turned to go, and the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is coming!" " "

I saw student e hurriedly take the French fries out of his pocket and stamp them on the ground?

What does it mean for men to tell dirty jokes to women? It shows that this man is shameless and a dead pervert. I don't respect you at all and don't take you seriously. If I really cared about you, I wouldn't say such disgusting things. Anyway, I think so.

When a girl asked you to tell her a joke, the pig said to the bear, "Guess how many sweets I have in my pocket."

The bear said, "You guessed it, will you give it to me?"

The pig said, "If I guess correctly, I will give you both."

The bear said, "Five dollars."

Who is stupid, pig or bear?

Let me ask you a question: How much is an abortion now? Don't tell anyone, I don't know what to do. I don't feel right this morning. After checking, I found that my bike was flat. The abortion cost me 30 cents. Is it a loss?

A man once gave his girlfriend a lot of blood transfusion because of a car accident. Later, the two fell out, and the man had to pay the blood debt. In a rage, the woman tore off a sanitary towel and hit him in the face, growling, I'll pay you back first, and then pay the mortgage every month!

Who gave you the water of forgetfulness? = => Aha

("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

Women and men want everything. What does this mean? Dear, I'm glad to answer for you! This woman is very powerful and a "master".

According to what you said, she should not have had enough fun. This is a typical woman who marries a good man!

She won't like anyone, the person she loves is herself, an extremely selfish person! Say impossible, but others are good to her, but she accepts it all, even * * *, bra!

Terrible woman, I don't know which poor comrade will take over!

She has been enjoying the process of being chased by others, coveting vanity!

I think she didn't pay anything when she enjoyed it!

This kind of woman should stay away from her. Of course, if you think you have the ability, it doesn't hurt to play!

Satisfied hope to adopt!

Tell a joke composition to your family, and you can do everything well in 324 words (narcissism! ), that is, madam ... too careless.

Take yesterday for example! There is a special inspection of red scarf at the gate of our school. I lost a red scarf the day before yesterday. I must protect this red scarf today! But the one who came to look for the red scarf in the afternoon disappeared again. What happened? I thought about it and tried to remember where I put the red scarf this morning. But I didn't expect it to be a long time. I clearly remember that my red scarf must be at home, but I'm going to be late, somewhere at home. I have to call my mother and give me a dollar to buy one! I put my hand in my purse as usual, which is my usual signature move. But when I put my hand in my purse today, it was not a cool expression, but a surprised expression. Because my red scarf is in my wallet, including the red scarf I lost yesterday! I was surprised and happy. I have always wanted to tell this interesting story to my parents in class. I ran away after school, no, it should be said that I flew into the house to tell my parents about it. Mom and dad laughed after hearing this, saying that I am a "super big idiot with poor memory" (not long memory? Asshole? ) "I am also embarrassed to laugh.

Oh, I made a joke. Alas, my carelessness really needs to be corrected!

A girl I like asked me to tell a joke, but she didn't laugh. I was told that he did it. In class, the teacher assigned a composition.

The topic is: "What is laziness?"

In the evening, the teacher corrects the composition under the lamp.

When he opened jeffers's composition book, he found that the first page was blank.

Then, the second page was blank, and only one line was seen on the third page: "This is called laziness!