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Classic lines of Stephen Chow's "Nine-grade Sesame Officer"

1, she said that roast chicken was too hard and she was not interested. I'm just comforting her. Are you a chicken or an old hen? Have you ever felt empty, lonely and cold?

You don't have to make trouble. I will expose my life. I died at the age of three, four, five, six, seven or eight, ten, eleven, and your man was hooked by me.

3. Corrupt officials and traitors; Be honest and clean, be more treacherous! How else can we beat him?

4. what should I do? ? Don't ask me, can't you feel it? You close your eyes first. ? Still playing this game? Didn't you hit me enough last time? I won't hit you, I just want to talk to someone.

5. Get out of here! Son of a bitch, don't go if you dare. I'll find someone to come back and argue with you. ? I will wait for you.

Extended data:

Bao Qingtian, the white face of Do Sesame Officer, is a comedy film directed by Jing Wong and co-starred by Xu Jinjiang, Sharla Cheung, Ng Man Tat and Stephen Chow. 1994.

The film continues Stephen Chow's funny style, describing Chang Wei, the son of the navy prefect, drooling over Qin Xiaolian's beauty, violently raping him and killing her husband's family on 13, which triggered a series of events.

The content of the story echoes back and forth, making the hilarious scenes of the whole movie interlocking. After watching Nine Grades of Sesame Officials, the audience can feel the director's overall ability to grasp the development of the story, and the moderate performance of Stephen Chow and Zhang Chi is an essential lubricant for these plots.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Jiupin Sesame Official's White-faced Bao Qingtian