Who can tell a joke and translate it in English?

Good boy Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? She is the candy seller, a good boy. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? " "I gave it to a poor old woman. "He replied," You are a good boy, "his mother said proudly." There are more than two cents here, but why are you so interested in that old woman? "She sells candy," a teacher asked her students. "Is it right for the sentry to say' Bulls and cows are in the field'?" Most children say, "Yes, that's right! Only one little boy said, "No, that's not true. Ladies must be motivated first." "A teacher asked his students." The bull in the field is in front of the cow, right? "Most children said," yes, that's right. Some little boys said, "No, that's not right. This lady must be in the front. "

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