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Classic and fun lines of Terracotta Warriors and Horses in Ancient and Modern Wars
Xiao Jing, if I were Meng, I would tell you that even after two thousand years, I will remember you and love you deeply.
1. gave Meng an elixir of life and said, if you can live, I hope not. Will you still remember Dong Er?
Meng: The first emperor pursued immortality. And I, Meng, pursue eternal love! Dong Er, even after two thousand years, I will still remember you, and I will definitely fall in love with you!
Han Donger: You can live forever and never give up!
Meng: You can live forever and never give up!
3. Meng: Tian Fang is willing to perish together.
Han Donger: God bless you, don't be silly.
Meng: God forbid.
4. Han Donger: Dong Er, don't go. No matter what happens, Dong Er just wants to be with you forever, and don't let go of Dong Er's hand.
Dream: Dong Er, we will never be apart again. No matter life or death, I will accompany you and never let go of your hand.
5. Blue sky put all your eggs in one basket: love and hate for a thousand years are like yesterday's dream, and several generations of legends have been passed down to this day!
6. Luo Kaiping: Xiao Jing, regardless of modern or ancient times, I believe that true love will never disappear at any time. Xiao Jing, if I were Meng, I would tell you that even after two thousand years, I will remember you and love you deeply!
7. Meng said to him: There are thousands of stars in the sky, and you can understand them in an instant. There are thousands of girls in Qian Qian. It is enough to fall in love with one.
8. Qin Zhaofeng asked: What kind of mirror are you?
Xu Xiaojing: Xu Xiaojing
Qin Zhaofeng: Xu Xiaojing? Which dynasty?
Xu Xiaojing: Modern
Qin Zhaofeng: Modern, Xu Xiaojing? Is there such a mirror?
Xu Xiaojing: My name is Xu Xiaojing.
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