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[Martial Arts] The secret affair in the attic (16)

[Martial Arts] Tianyang Secret (15) is very attentive.

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"Yu Shusheng, how is the efficacy?" Ye Hongluan is directing people to pour wine on the dining table. The dishes on the table are very rich. When she saw Yu, she quickly greeted him. After some deliberate makeup, her pink face and scarlet lips and thin black veil dragged to the ground. The thin black veil sets off her fair skin and reveals her plump figure. What a charming young woman!

"Good, very good!" I realized that the itch all over my body no longer existed. He glanced at his arm and the red envelope on his arm was almost gone.

"Just know, don't thank me?" Ye Hongluan has a charming smile.

"Thank you, thank you, madam." Between words, I felt a little grateful to Ye Hongluan.

"You won't hate me this time, will you?" Seeing Yu smiled apologetically, Ye Hongluan grabbed him and sat down at the table. "You come to the thatched cottage these days, just catching up with me and your eldest brother Ma. You are in a bad mood and have suffered a lot. I will accompany you personally today, one is to scare you, and the other is to make amends! "

Ye Hongluan deserves to be a fake lady. She got up, drank three glasses of wine generously and sat down again. While pouring wine and serving food to Yu, she naturally asked him where he came from and what he wanted to do in the cottage. I don't trust Ye Hongluan very much. Of course, he can't tell the whole story. He just briefly introduced his age and native place. As for the purpose of going up the mountain, he said it was for an old friend of Changle Town to visit Brother Ma.

"You Ma Dage now which have leisure time to make friends, not afraid of your jokes, he thought all day, only the little narcissus that enchanting fox and her broken son, half a night to think of it, that is to say, go away for a few days, all the affairs in the villa to me, I did well, he didn't reward me a penny, did badly, he either blew his beard and glared, or strike table' criticisms! He dare to do this to me, not just because I didn't give birth to his children? Narcissus that bitch can give birth, but that's Ma Si leng's kind? He could be someone's son! I dare not say these words at ordinary times. If it reaches his ears, he will kill me! You judge me. Do you think I have been wronged in my life? Really, every time I get upset, I don't want to live. I have no meaning to live. It's better to die after all! " Ye Hongluan became more and more excited and sad. Maybe she wants to drown her sorrows in wine. She made two glasses of wine, and then she cried freely. ...

Yu couldn't persuade Ye Hongluan, but just sat aside. When she was crying happily, she actually smiled through tears: "You are a good scholar, Yu, you are so smart that you let me sing and cry by myself. You can only watch the play on one side, which makes you a big bargain!"

I didn't know how to deal with it, so I faltered and said, "The food is cold. Let's eat it while it's hot."

"I know how to get cold and I know how to get hot." Ye Hongluan couldn't help glancing at Yu. She used the maid's efforts to heat the dishes. She pulled him up, walked to the small door by the window and pushed open the doorway. "Look, the scenery here is really beautiful!"

It turned out that a big balcony was built outside the small door. The balcony is clean and tidy, with nothing but a rocking chair and a square table. The outer edge of the balcony is a smooth and solid fence. From the fence, you can see the nearby farmhouses and the distant mountains and valleys. This is really refreshing.

"Madam really has a good life!" Yu Jun Qing freely praised.

As soon as this was said, Ye Hongluan's eyes were red again: "In this hut, I ate delicacies and wore fine silk. Although I am not a stunning beauty, I can also be called a beauty. Look at this desk and chair, and you will notice what kind of life I am living. Since I was fascinated by that little bitch, Ma Sibeng began to let me live alone, and he didn't touch me ... "

YuJunQing will face to one side, speechless.

"Great genius, where is your courage to stand up for injustice? Can't you write poetry now? Just write about my wonderful life now! " Ye Hongluan turned to the opposite YuJunQing.

"Please don't be embarrassed, madam." Yu surrendered his position.

"You can write a poem for a few red envelopes bitten by mosquitoes. I gave you a red envelope, so you can't write me a poem? Why is it so hard for you? You have to write today, come, pen and ink to serve! " Ye Hongluan is Ye Hongluan, overbearing!

Here and now, how did Yu Can refute Ye Hongluan in front of Jun Qing? Forced, after the pen and ink were brought, he made a little idea, and between strokes, he wrote down-

There is a beautiful woman on White Wolf Mountain.

A gorgeous beauty is a fairy.

Why do beads and tears often fall?

There is no red phoenix in the dream of sex and rain!

Ye Hongluan couldn't put it down after reading the poem, and her heart was full of unspeakable joy. She wrote four lines, too. Her cheeks were red. She gave Yu the paper. I took a look and tore it up. It originally said: "Ye Hongluan, Yu, Yuanyang playing in the water, Yuanyang playing in the water!" "

"I forbid you to tear it!" Ye Hongluan can't control herself more and more because of the volatilization of alcohol. She pounced on Yu and kissed her with her scarlet lips.

YuJunQing frighten nasty dodge, two people push pull for a while, see he really refused to submit, Ye Hongluan face big change, mouth bursts with "idiot" two words, and then slammed the door angrily.

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