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Ask, Chris Lee's classic hilarious quotations to this day.
★ Guangzhou Sprite Music Club in July 2008. After Happy Hour, the scene was hot and the host was very excited.
Moderator: I heard that it is very hard to practice these dances in spring and spring ~ ~ ~
Chris Lee: Well, because the teacher is fierce.
★ Guangzhou Sprite Music Club in July 2008.
Moderator: When you are the album planner, do you have to have a meeting and then take the lead?
Chris Lee: (very excited) I never sit in that seat! Because I can't get food!
★ In 2008, the new album "People from young chinese" was signed for sale in Beijing, and reporters visited and asked them about their favorite music types.
Reporter: By comparison, choose one you like better, jazz, rock, electronics, Hiphop.
Chris Lee: Listen to hip hop and rock.
Reporter: Why? Would you choose this one?
Chris Lee: Because you have to let me choose.
★ Press conference of SK Company's capital injection into Taimai in 2008.
Reporter: Is Mr. Song still single?
Chris Lee: That's his personal problem. I can't help him.
★ In March 2008, Sina interviewed Why me's Shanghai birthday concert.
Moderator: Will there be a link to Hang Weiya?
Chris Lee: Yes ... but not me. ...
★ In 2008, Guangzhou recorded the program "Favorite Main Star".
In the game session, one of the questions: What can you do for the Olympic Games?
Moderator: Be a torchbearer.
Chris Lee: This is not something you can do if you want to. (She was chosen as the torchbearer herself ...)
Moderator: ........
Asked about the feeling of being a MV director.
Chris Lee: Others have played it before.
Moderator: What about now? Just playing with others?
Chris Lee: Now I'm playing with myself.
★ Baidu Annual Awards Ceremony (June 5438+October 2008/KLOC-0), media group interview.
Reporter: What is the most meaningful thing for you in 2007?
Chris Lee: I released my second solo album for the first time.
★ An interview in June 5438+February 2007.
Reporter: regardless of the consequences, what is the most risky thing you will do?
Chris Lee: Drive.
Reporter: (Banner) Why?
Chris Lee: Because I have no driver's license.
★ I love music recorded in June 5438+February 2007.
Compere: Can you tell us something about this album?
Chris Lee: Of course. You ask.
Moderator ~ ~ ~
★ June 5438+February 2007, the second album "My" was signed for sale in Shanghai.
Corn sings "Kurara" below. In the concert, Kurara Hua Lala was followed by "Boo One", which was a fixed interactive link, but Chris Lee was immersed in the stage and smashed the brand hard, but just ignored it. So corn sang that sentence n times and sang it back and forth.
Finally, she stopped writing and looked up at the microphone. ...
Corn: Ah ~ ~ ~ (screaming in expectation)
Chris Lee: Is it stuck?
★ 2007 165438+ October Light "Face to Face with Stars" program.
I gave Chunchun many photos of long hair styling on the Internet. Print it out for Chris Lee. When I got to the first picture, the reporter said it was beautiful.
Chris Lee looks at the photo: May I know your name?
★ Interview with 5438+065438+2007 10 before the tour in Chongqing. The reporter asked about the sales volume of shelling dancers in Jay Chou.
Chris Lee: Good.
Reporter: Is this good?
Chris Lee: What can I say? I am too close to the wheat field, you know? What can I say about EMI?
★ In June, 2007, 165438+ 10 recorded the program Face to Face with Stars.
Reporter: A reporter once asked you why you like to keep cats, and your answer was that you don't have to walk.
Chris Lee: Well, yes. Actually, I like dogs, too I'm going to let them walk on the treadmill at home when I have a dog.
★ In June 2007, 165438+ 10, the stars of light met face to face.
Compere: Everyone says you don't have to worry about the sales of your album. what do you think? In fact, your sales report is quite scary.
Chris Lee: I didn't make the album to scare people. ...
★ Interview before departure in Chongqing in June 2007 +065438+ 10.
Reporter: Generally speaking, a concert takes two hours. Why did you only sing for an hour and a half in Nanjing?
Chris Lee: No, I sang 1 hour for 45 minutes.
Reporter: Less than two hours.
Chris Lee: I forgot to mention. ...
★ Interview before departure in Chongqing in June 2007 +065438+ 10.
Reporter: Are you an idol or a strength?
Chris Lee: If I say I'm an idol, it's like saying I'm good-looking. Say it's strength, it seems that you sing very well and are too narcissistic.
Reporter: Why are you wearing so much today?
Chris Lee: I sang Happy Winter today, so it's a little winter.
★ Signed a contract in Shenzhen in 2006 for a radio talk show.
Compere: I find you have a lot of ideas. When did you become so considerate?
Chris Lee: I've always been considerate, but no one has asked me before.
★ Media interview before the premiere of The Queen and Dreams in 2006.
Reporter: Will my parents come to the first concert?
Chris Lee: Yes ... What do you want?
Reporter: (Khan) What can I do?
★ The first concert group interview in 2006.
Reporter: Tell me about the recent scandal.
Chris Lee: Which one are you talking about? I have a lot of gossip.
★ 2006 Tianjin album signing ceremony.
Reporter: How mature an artist do you think you are?
Chris Lee: I'm not a steak!
★ Interview with a magazine in 2006.
Reporter: Do you have any quirks when recording? Like turning off the lights or something.
Chris Lee: No, it was nice to turn off the lights, but I can't remember the lyrics. ...
★ In 2006, he participated in the entertainment star conference.
Host: Your album is called The Queen and Dreams. Do you want to be a queen?
Chris Lee: Empresses are always very insidious.
★ In 2006, "Shiny New Anchor", He Jiong took photos for a handsome group.
He Jiong: What do you think of my comparison with them?
Chris Lee: You mean tall?
He Jiong flew into a rage.
★ Recorded the program "Star Press Conference" in 2006.
Reporter: Your album is called The Queen and Dreams. What's the name of your next album?
Chris Lee: Empress Dowager Cixi and Dreams.
★ In 2006, I went to the suburbs to shoot a Hunan Satellite TV promo.
Reporter: Chunchun, what are you most sensitive to?
Chris Lee: ... snakes.
Reporter: = _ = ||||| Why are you afraid of snakes?
Chris Lee: Maybe because I am a mouse.
★ In an activity in 2006, the host asked Corn to sing a song for her, and the corn man in the audience sang "Happy Winter", which was really touching.
Moderator: What do you think of Chunchun?
Chris Lee: It's a little high. ...
★ TV programs recorded in 2006.
Moderator: Chris Lee's figure is like this, how to keep it? Have you lost weight or something? Like sit-ups?
Chris Lee: Yes. Lie on your back today and sit up tomorrow.
★ In 2006, Corn visited Taimai Company and met Chris Lee by accident.
Corn: Ah ~ ~ ~ Chunchun ~ ~ ~
Chris Lee: I'm ... I'm here to work.
★ An endorsement activity in 2006.
After a lot of gossip, the man asked: what are your conditions for choosing a spouse? ..... Are there any particularly annoying types of boys?
Chris Lee: Too much talk.
The audience was silent for five seconds.
★ 2006 Tianjin album signing ceremony.
Corn: You are the sun that never sets in spring!
Chris Lee: What about the moon?
★ Recorded the story behind 2005.
Moderator: Chunchun, why did your single eyelid become a double eyelid?
Chris Lee: My heart is double. I come out as soon as I can't sleep well.
Moderator: Do you think single eyelid is better or double eyelid is better?
Chris Lee: I was thinking that a single eyelid can be cut by surgery, but a double eyelid cannot be cut by surgery. ...
★ In 2005, Graduation Times interviewed graduate students of Chuanyin. When I was backstage.
Reporter: Chunchun, you are a big star. You don't have to take the exam anymore, do you?
Chris Lee: I have paid all the money.
★ An interview in 2005.
Reporter: Do you prefer to be called handsome or beautiful?
Chris Lee: It seems that they are all positive words, right?
★ In 2005, she was a guest in the beauty pageant of Star Sister, and the reporter interviewed in the background.
Reporter: Do you think you are a beauty?
Chris Lee: I'm trying.
★ An interview during the 2005 competition.
Female reporter asked: I heard that a girl dumped her boyfriend to canvass for you. How do you feel?
Chris Lee: Did you go?
★ June 5438 +2007 10, Guangzhou recorded the program "New Asian Power".
Moderator: There is a slogan for corn: Sing in spring, and the sales of corn will be controlled. what do you think?
Chris Lee: It rhymes.
★ June 5438- 10, 2007 Guangdong Music Station outdoor live program.
When interacting with corn, DJ asked: What does corn want to say about the upcoming Guangzhou tour in spring?
Corn: (Shouting in unison) We are ready.
Chris Lee: What do you want?
★ June 5438+Nanjing Tour Conference in 2007 10.
Reporter: What is the cover of your album? Can you tell me?
Chris Lee: That's me!
★ In 2007, Yang Lan talked about "Women in the World".
Host: Do you think you are sexy? Yes or no?
Chris Lee: If not, I feel a little reluctant. If so, I feel very narcissistic.
Moderator: There are so many sociologists and doctors who study you from different angles and say something about gender. What do you think after seeing so many profound comments?
Chris Lee: I think everyone works hard.
★ 2007 Shanghai album signing.
Reporter: Now you are the first person to vote for the Olympic torchbearer online. What's your opinion?
Chris Lee: The Beijing Olympic Games is the pride of China people. If I can make a contribution, I'm happy ... but is that useful?
★ In 2007, I promoted the album "My" and participated in the recording of a program of Hunan Satellite TV.
Moderator: If Mr. Zhang Yadong is staring at you from the camera, let's start our confession and express our gratitude.
Chris Lee: .......
Chris Lee: ... You eat more. ...
★ Questionnaire of a magazine in 2007.
Magazine: The new album focuses on dance music. Do you think you are suitable for dance music style?
Chris Lee: I think if you can still dance when you are young, you should dance more.
★ 2007 Song Festival, exclusive interview with Sohu.
Moderator: Why not wear more skirts?
Chris Lee: Not convenient!
Moderator: Skirts are more convenient than pants, I think.
Chris Lee: If you haven't tried, how do you know? (The host is male)
Moderator: The skirt is a tube and the pants are two tubes. Why is the skirt inconvenient?
Chris Lee: Then why don't you wear it?
Moderator: I heard that your last album was called "F Tune" and it was rejected. Are you angry?
Chris Lee: Not particularly angry.
Moderator: Why did they use your idea to call it "mine" this time?
Chris Lee: They can't think of anything better.
★ In 2007, during the Beijing Song Festival, fans presented flowers. The assistant came to help with the flowers, and she leaned slightly to signal that no media interviews were allowed after the event.
Reporter: Why not let the assistant take the flowers? The reporter means that it is convenient for her to show her "virtue and art". )
Chris Lee: I can carry it.
★ Live broadcast on TOM website in 2007.
Moderator: After a while, the screen will start to scroll, and you can draw out lucky netizens.
Chris Lee: Then get out.
★ At the Beijing birthday concert in 2007, Tianyu gave a gold microphone worth 200,000 yuan as a birthday present.
Reporter: What do you think of this 200,000 microphone?
Chris Lee: No matter how expensive it is, it is also a microphone.
★ Celebration of the 6th anniversary of an interview with Yang Lan in 2007, with ID attached.
Reporter: Please look forward to 100 years later.
Chris Lee:/kloc-I died after 0/00 years.
★ Participated in the recording of Happy Camp in 2007.
Compere: Why do you prefer cats?
Chris Lee: Because you don't have to walk ~
★ 2007 "Go Forward" location guest.
Host: Give such a lovely penguin a name.
Chris Lee: Penguin.
★ In 2007, a newspaper in Chongqing interviewed about the national tour.
Reporter: Do you have anything special to say about Chongqing corn?
Chris Lee: Eat, drink and look!
★ Shooting a new album MV in 2007, and meeting corn in the elevator.
Corn: It's so stressful to take the elevator with Chunchun.
Chris Lee: I'm not heavy.
★ 2006 MAC Charity Fair.
Corn: Chunchun, there are two corns getting married. Can you say something to them?
Chris Lee: Have a nice life.
★ An award ceremony in 2006. The weather is extremely cold, and female stars are all off-the-shoulder. Only she was dressed in a white trench coat and a red scarf, all wrapped up.
★ In the backstage dressing room of an activity in 2005, a corn was mixed in, and many cameras and mobile phones were taken out to shoot one by one (all of them belonged to friends she didn't mix in). Chris Lee did his own thing as usual.
When Corn took out the last cell phone and pointed it at her, she turned to look at Corn.
Corn was nervous and thought Chunchun was going crazy.
Chris Lee: You brought everything, didn't you?
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