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Classic lines from Bridge of Wonderland (as many as possible)
Scott Hogg: So I guess you are the fastest kid in school now, huh?
[Jesse puts his fist on him]
Scott Hogg: It's a joke. Take a look!
[Hold him against the wall]
Scott Haug: Are you crazy?
Leslie burke May Melens, kid: [Singing] Free pee! Free pee! Free pee!
Jesse Arens: leslie burke told me to be open-minded.
Ms edmonds: Her rights. Considering being as open as you are, you can create a whole new world.
Leslie burke: I really don't think God will bypass the hell of real people.
Jesse Arens: Why not?
Leslie burke: He is too busy to do this!
Bill Burke: She likes you, you know?
Leslie burke: We ruled West Trebbi, but we didn't defeat us!
Beautiful Arons: I hope my cake, Dzhanis Avery!
Janice Avery: What cake, guest?
Leslie burke: What if you don't have a TV?
Everyone: [Laughter]
Leslie burke: My father said that TV would destroy brain cells.
Scott Hogg: Your father knows nothing. We watch TV, every day is the same!
Leslie burke: My case is over.
Ms. Miles: Leslie, you can write a report or something.
Scott Hogg: Yes, it's like living in a cave!
Jack Allen: Your friend Leslie Cheung is dead.
Jesse Arens: Next time, we should invite Leslie. What she wants.
Leslie burke: (Seeing Jesse smiling, Ms. edmonds bends down) Why don't you take a picture, it will last longer.
Jesse Arens: [crying] Is it like what the Bible says? She is hell?
Jack Allen: I don't know everything about God, but I know he won't send a little girl to hell.
Jesse Arens: [sobbing] Then I'll go to hell, because it's all my fault.
Jack arens: Don't you think, even for a minute?
Leslie burke: Who are you? -Not your parents.
Jesse Arens: I have four sisters. I want to trade with them all and get a good dog.
Bill Burke: Away from the best rewards, life provides opportunities, hard work and things worth doing-Roosevelt.
Jack Allen: When she came here alone, what special things did she bring you? That's what you took. This is how you keep her alive.
Jesse Arens: It just means that you are a good builder ... a girl.
Leslie burke: Yes, very good. You are very good at art ... a boy!
Jesse Arens: All right, all right, truce.
Leslie burke: (Jessie tries to hand Leslie a fake letter to Janice Avery) You write it. No offense, but the boy's handwriting has been absorbed!
[Tail line]
May Beauty Aarons: Trebbi West Asia!
Leslie burke: I call you Prince Tyrion, a small pharmaceutical company.
May Beauty Allen: Hey, look! I bought some cakes!
Jesse Arens: I kept silent about those cream cakes.
May Beauty Aarons: You are just jealous of some reasons I got, but you didn't.
Jesse Arens: Whatever. Just don't run. I'll take it you lost them.
May Beauty Aarons: I'm going to have dinner. I won't delay.
Jesse Arons: [Schugge Reyes comes] When you need time, where are the warriors in western Trabue?
Leslie burke: I don't know!
Jesse Arens: [Thai Labisi soldiers come] Great! There are three people now
Gary Fletcher: Deadly meat.
Leslie burke: (talking about the Bible) You must believe it is true, but you hate it. I don't believe it. I still think it's beautiful.
Mrs. Miles: When my husband died, people kept telling me not to cry. People always try to help me forget. But I don't want to forget ... so, I realized that if it is difficult for me, it must be difficult for you.
Ms. Myers: If you try to download an article about shutting down the Internet, you will be downloaded to detention.
Leslie burke: ... I check my air. I don't have that much time. I need to see everything, but this is what makes the Internet special.
Jesse arens: (talking to Leslie about going to the bathroom with Dzhanis Avery) What's the matter? A girl who can face trolls bravely but is afraid of stupid eighth graders?
Jesse Arens: Oh, no, look: Scrooge and the long-haired vulture have it.
Leslie burke: With people who can stand up, Scrooge ... is he afraid of Hoga?
Jesse Arens: (pauses, then walks away) Ms. edmonds?
Mrs edmonds: (with hostility) He spoke!
May Beauty Allen: Ouch! I called you three times. -This is your girlfriend. ? 0? 8 2009 DreamTranslate Dream Online Media Online Translation v3.034.8
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