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Dad writes like a tiger

1. Write an article about what kind of animal my dad is like, for example: like a cow, like a tiger

Dad is a tree. There are five people in my family, dad, mom, me and my sister. , and the little brother who was just born.

My mother's brother was too young to work, so my father became the only "backbone" of the family. Dad sells wood in the wood market.

Purchasing goods, unloading goods, buying and selling, I was busy all day long. For a while, I never saw his shadow.

I only know it for my mother’s sake. My father leaves at around 5 o’clock every morning. I am still asleep at that time and don’t come home until very late at night. No wonder I can’t see him. One time, I woke up and looked at my watch. It was already past 12 o'clock, and my father was back.

I finally saw him, and my father was covered in dirt. He just took off his shirt and ran out in a hurry. Then, I heard a series of coughs. It turned out that Dad was sick, so he ran outside to cough because he was afraid of waking us up.

Alas! Dad can't rest even when he's sick. Dad is busy every day. Whether it is a biting winter or a sweltering summer, he never enjoys a day of leisure.

Gradually, I understood that the reason why my father did this was to make money and support the family. Whenever I encounter difficulties in my studies, a strong figure will appear in my mind, and my whole body will be full of strength.

In the final exam, I got excellent results. I ran home excitedly, just in time to catch up with my father coming home to get something. He took my report card with his calloused hands and said to me in a slightly trembling voice: "Son, you are good..." I raised my head suddenly, only to find that my father's eyes had quietly crawled up. She has no crow's feet and a lot of silver strands in her black hair.

Looking at my father’s red eyes, I couldn’t help but shed tears... Ah, Dad, you are a persevering tree, tall and strong, supporting our home. A green shade has arisen, allowing me to thrive in your deep love. 2. Write an article about what animal my dad is like

I have an animal dad. In my eyes, he can look like different animals at different times.

Sometimes I feel like my dad is like a big tiger. I remember one time, I did very poorly in a Chinese language exam. When my father saw the test paper, he suddenly became furious. He was really like a ferocious tiger, pointing his head at me and scolding me.

At this time, the scolding alarmed the mother who was reading in the study room. She ran out and said loudly: Can you speak to your child properly? You are so loud that you are not letting people read? , it almost became a joke when the neighbors heard it. After hearing this, my father became more and more angry and said to his mother: I am educating my children, do you understand? Then he slapped me.

Later, my father even had a quarrel with my mother over this. In my eyes, my dad is still like a dog.

His nose is particularly sensitive. Once, when I came back from school with my father, I found that my mother was cooking my favorite sweet and sour short rib rice, so my father and I went back to the room to wait for a delicious meal.

After a while, my father walked downstairs and said to me: I seemed to smell the smell of burnt vegetables. It’s impossible! I said dubiously that with my mother here, there was no way the rice would be burnt. After a few minutes, the smell became stronger and stronger, and even I could smell it.

So, my dad and I went downstairs and saw that my favorite sweet and sour short rib rice had turned into a black mass in the pot. Sure enough, my mother accidentally burned the vegetables.

But sometimes, I feel that my father is more like a pig. I remember one time, I made an appointment with my father, and he took me to see the movie "Transformers" the next day. At that time, I was so excited that I didn't sleep well all night. I was as happy as if I had scored a hundred points in the exam.

But the next morning, I got up early and had breakfast. When I was waiting for my father to set off, he hadn't gotten up yet. Because I was lazy and overslept, in the end, I didn’t even watch this long-awaited movie.

This is my dad. In my eyes, he is a complete animal dad.

3. Composition of "Dad is a Tiger"

In the remote African savannah, there lives a family of lions, the king of beasts. In the morning, accompanied by the warm sunrise, the lion family started their day. The mother lion woke up the little lion who was still having a sweet dream. When the little lion woke up, he naughtily bit the father lion's tail, causing the father lion to get up quickly. Because today the little lion has to learn from his parents how to survive in the future.

First of all, the lion mother taught him that the first thing after waking up every day is to wash his face. The lion mother told the little lion: He must wash his face seriously every day, so that he can be energetic throughout the day. After finishing speaking, I washed my face very carefully. The little lion was also studying very seriously next to me. After washing, the mother lion checked it again and combed the little lion's hair.

Next, the lion father begins to teach the little lion the most important skill, which is hunting. The little lion followed his father to their hunting ground - the prairie. The little lion looked around and saw many antelopes, zebras, and bison on the prairie. All of this was so novel to him. The father lion said to the little lion as he walked: The most important thing in hunting is to hide yourself well so that you cannot be discovered by the prey, and then look for the target and other details of the hunt. The lion father spoke very carefully, but the little lion didn't listen carefully. He fluttered at butterflies and bit leaves, but he didn't listen carefully to the hunting skills taught by the lion father. Suddenly the lion father discovered a hare, so the lion father asked the little lion to try to hunt according to the method he just taught. Because the little lion didn't study seriously just now, the hare had already run away before he could get in front of the hare. . So the lion father severely criticized the little lion and told the little lion that hunting is an important skill. If he can't learn to hunt, he won't be able to survive! Then he patiently taught the little lion again. This time the little lion learned very seriously. He carefully observed every action taught by the lion father, and then practiced it over and over again, slowly becoming more and more proficient. 4. Look at the pictures and write an essay: My father is the Tiger King

My father is very humorous. He tells me funny jokes and makes me laugh every time. My father is still a two-faced tiger, sometimes irritable and sometimes gentle. This is my dad.

Dad is very humorous. Once, my deskmate’s beautiful pen disappeared. I obviously didn’t steal it, but my classmates all wrongly accused me of stealing it. I felt very uncomfortable. As soon as I got home, I couldn't hold back my tears any longer, and they started to flow out with a "swish" sound, like rain falling from the sky that couldn't stop. Dad came back and saw me crying, so he said jokingly: "Huh? It's broad daylight, it's sunny and windy outside, and it's not raining. Why is it raining at our house? I have to go to the roof quickly." Make up for it." I couldn't help laughing after hearing what my father said. Immediately afterwards, my father said: "I haven't gone up to mend the roof, why hasn't it rained again?" My father asked with concern: "What's wrong? What happened? Tell your 'good buddy'!" I I told my father the whole story, and he comforted me: "It's not your fault. Why don't you explain it to your classmates?"

Dad is still a double-faced tiger, sometimes Irritable, sometimes gentle. One time, my father came home from work and saw me watching TV in the living room instead of going back to my room to do my homework. My father's face turned red and he was so angry that he yelled: "Why don't you go back to your room to do your homework? I just watch TV!" Seeing that the situation was not good for me, I turned off the TV at lightning speed and replied Go to the room to do my homework. After I finished my homework, I took it to my father for inspection. I saw that the character "eight" on my father's head gradually disappeared. After a while, he danced and said, "Yes, it's all written correctly. I'll give you a fried dough stick and two eggs." After that, he made a face at me. At this time, I felt that my father was gentle and interesting. Look, how interesting my double-faced tiger dad is!

In my eyes, my father is a good father. Although he is a two-faced tiger, he loves me very much. I also love my father very much. When I grow up, I will be filial and considerate to my father! 5. An excellent 100-word essay on my father comparing animals to animals

If your father is a strict kind of person, you can compare him to a big tiger.

For example, my father is a big tiger with a pair of bulging eyes. As long as you have the slightest trouble, he will stare at a pair of bulging eyes like a big tiger. With a whimper, it seemed as if I had become the poor prey.

Also, my dad speaks very loudly. From a distance, you can hear his smooth voice, which is particularly like the cry of a big tiger. Of course, in addition to being strict with me, this big tiger always protects my mother and me wherever he goes, and he also competes to do the heavy work at home.

I am both afraid and fond of this big tiger.

If your father is the kind of person who is relatively approachable, you can say that your father is like a big brown bear and speaks in a humorous manner. You can imagine that he is a big monkey, a gentle father. Think of it as a sheep. 6. Write a 300-word essay using dad, tiger, refrigerator, and sunglasses

In my eyes, the most solid thing in the world is not cold steel, and the warmest thing is not some luxurious soft cushion, but It's daddy's shoulders.

When I was a child, I loved sitting on my dad’s shoulders. It is my most comfortable seat, my most solid seat, my warmest seat, and my most majestic ride. Sitting on his shoulders is so happy. I feel like I am taller than my dad and can see farther away; I feel like I can touch the blue sky and pick off those marshmallow-like clouds; I feel like I can catch a bird and let it drag me along. Soar freely in the blue sky. This is much better than those electric cars and merry-go-rounds that other wealthy children ride on. Because it is not a cold machine, but a shoulder full of love and warmth.

When I was a child, I also liked to put my little hands on my dad’s shoulders. It was my most fun carousel. Dad asked me to hold on tightly, and he would spin and spin, and I would follow suit. It was so fun. I felt like I was flying, dancing happily in mid-air. The light and fluttering body seems to be integrated with the wind. It is so light, as if you can jump very high with just a tap of your toes in mid-air. Try to draw a beautiful arc, just like on the stage. Like those amazing ballet dancers.

I really hope that I can always enjoy my father’s warm and solid shoulders. But I grew up day by day, from a little baby to a little girl. When I was in elementary school 7. Writing an essay about my father

Writing an essay about my father

There is only one person in the world. Hello mom. I said mom is fine and dad is fine too. Like many people, I have a father who loves me. My father is fat and has a general belly. He walks like a "pregnant woman" and is very cute. But my dad’s personality is different from other dads’ personalities. Sometimes he is as gentle as a little sheep, and sometimes he is as fierce as a big tiger.

The reason why my father is sometimes as gentle as a little sheep is because he is very afraid of his mother at home, or he is also very gentle when he asks for help. The reason why he is like a big tiger sometimes is because when he was working in the company, if someone did not do well, his father would make a loud voice and get angry at others. When I saw this situation, I thought my father was too bad.

However, my father is the best to me. Every time he comes back from a business trip, he brings a lot of things to me, including school supplies, books and periodicals, and delicious sweet and delicious food. I clearly remember that once I made a mistake and accidentally broke a vase, and my mother scolded me for a long time. When my father came back and learned about the situation, he said to his mother: "Everyone has made mistakes, and it's not like you have never made mistakes. Besides, I just accidentally broke a vase. It's not in the way. You can just sell another one in the future." ! Do you think he can make a broken vase whole? The child is older and can tell right from wrong. Don’t say more about him! ”

Do you think dad loves me? I love daddy, daddy loves me. I want to cherish the love of my parents, and now I have to listen to the correct teachings of my elders, learn to be a good person, learn to do things, and be a child who is eager to learn and make progress. Only in this way can I live up to the expectations of my parents for me. 8. What animals are family members like? A 200-word essay

My family, like other families, also has five members: grandpa, grandma, mother, father and me. My family is harmonious, but like a zoo.

Grandpa is a tiger, and he really looks like a tiger. Because tigers love to eat meat, and my grandfather also loves to eat meat. Vegetables are rarely eaten.

My father is a chicken, but sometimes he looks like a tiger. Why? It turns out that dad also loves to eat meat, just like grandpa. Is it hereditary? I remember one day, the Mid-Autumn Festival was coming, and my family all gathered at my house for dinner. The meal is ready, and the dishes include chicken, duck, fish, meat, and many kinds of vegetables. It’s the holidays, grandpa and dad must eat some vegetables. I saw them quickly grabbing the meat and eating a lot of pieces of meat, so I yelled: "Dad, Grandpa, you must eat some vegetables! You have eaten all the meat, and we can only eat vegetables!" I said After saying this, they looked embarrassed and slowly picked up a piece of vegetables.

Grandma is a tiger, but she is like a cow, because the cow can't stop for a moment. Grandma sat here for a while, and then went to the supermarket to buy things. I'll go dancing in the square later. It disappeared after a while, really fast. Do you think it looks like a cow that walks fast and never stops moving?

My mother is a rabbit, but she is like an ox. She has to wash clothes, cook, send me to school and go to work every day. Does she look like a scalper?

Who will be introduced next? You all know that this is me. My zodiac sign is Ox. At home, I am like a little tiger. Whatever I want, my parents will give it to me. However, recently I learned that I wanted to repay my parents, so I helped my parents with housework and bought the things I wanted with my own money. He is no longer a "little tiger" who can reach out his hands when clothes come and open his mouth when food comes.

This is our family, a "zoo", do you like it? 9. "Tiger Dad at Home" 400-word essay

Our family has a cute male tiger who can change his face. Needless to say, you also know who he is, right? By the way, he is my dad! My dad also happens to be born in the year of Tiger, and his characteristics match those of Tiger.

"Tiger Dad" has a unique skill, which is the "earth-shaking face-changing technique". I believe this trick must be more powerful than the current magic master Liu Qian! He only needs to tilt his head slightly to the left, and his face immediately becomes dark, and the sky feels gray; if he tilts his head further to the right, his gloomy face immediately shines with light, and the sky naturally smiles. Is dad's trick called "yin and yang exchange"? When the "tiger dad" is happy, he will occasionally twist his penis. At this time, the "horse baby" and the "dog mother" will happily come forward and pinch his penis a few times, or even kick him. A few kicks, and "Tiger Dad" won't be angry.

Who said a tiger’s vagina is intangible? ! At this time, "Daddy Tiger" has turned into a docile little kitten. However, when "Tiger Dad" encounters something unpleasant, the anger in his heart will burn little by little. At this time, "Baby Horse" and "Mother Dog" will hide in a corner to prevent "Tiger Dad" Discovered, but sometimes not so lucky.

This morning, "Tiger Dad" saw that I was a little hunched again. At first, he pretended to be calm and said to me: "Stick your back up!" After a while, my back couldn't help but After hunching down, "Tiger Dad" immediately showed his power when he saw it. His "earth-shattering face-changing skill" came into effect again. Even the tone of his scolding me changed, and his speech became incoherent, "I - big - big ——I'll kill you!" At this time, the angry father actually pronounced the word "beat" as the word "big", which made my mother and I, who were at a loss next to us, laugh and cry. It seems that even if the tiger doesn't show off its power, we can't treat it like a sick cat! This is what "Tiger Dad" is like. When he shows off his power, he likes to say "I'll kill you!", which has become his mantra.

If "Tiger Dad" really meant what he said, wouldn't "Dog Mom" ??and I have to die several times a day? Haha, thanks to "Dog Mom" ??and I, we are so lucky! This is my dad, a cute and face-changing "tiger dad". However, this tiger does not eat people when it is angry. At most, it just roars a few times to scare the "dog mother" and me. He is an evolved tiger and is already very capable.