5-minute hilarious comic dialogue joke

1, in the small room of ATM, cover the camera with an umbrella and stay up late reading, and the police knock on the door for about 2 hours. Then I opened the door and the policeman asked me what I was doing in it. I said I was reading, and he asked me why I was reading here. I said I couldn't stand it, so I inserted the bank card and looked at the balance, so I had the mind to continue reading. After listening to my words, there was something in his eyes. Just let me go home early and rest.

2. "Classmate, how can I get to the library?" She looked at him with an unhappy face. "This is the third time you have asked me this question this month! If you want to speak frankly, you can ask me to be your girlfriend and find some fresh reasons. " He smiled shyly. A month later, she took his arm and said, "Come to the library after class." "Wait a minute! How can I get to ... the library? "

3. One day, my mother spoiled: I am my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket. Go over and say to mom. The result was pushed away by my mother: "Don't wear a small cotton-padded jacket on a hot day!" " "

4. A man riding a bicycle accidentally bumped into a woman. The man lifted the woman up and said, "Beauty, you are so lucky!" " "Beauty is furious:" You hit me and said I was lucky? ! The man explained, "You know, I only ride my bike on holidays today. I usually drive a bulldozer! " "

Last night, I discussed with a male friend of mine to find a couple in Sanlitun. He first went up and slapped the man and said, "So you are bisexual!" " ; Then I slapped the man again and shouted, "Don't tell me this woman is your sister!" " "This scene turned out to be so shocking. ...

Extended data

Stand-up crosstalk is a form of crosstalk. One person said it was stand-up crosstalk, two people said it was counterpart crosstalk, and more than three people said it was group crosstalk. Stand-up crosstalk is a folk art form developed on the basis of folk jokes. It not only has the characteristics of cross talk, but also inherits the artistic techniques of folk jokes, stories and storytelling. It is full of stories and interesting, so it is widely circulated in society.

reference data

Stand-up Crosstalk _ Baidu Encyclopedia