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Who knows the classic lines of fuse?
Gu: "Get the most brave and powerful one back, and now the police urgently need him."
SIR Huang: "You need him ~"
Lu: Touch it and accuse you of indecent assault!
Louis Koo: Officer, this uniform is not for you to show off! !
gu: last time you hurt my hand, the doctor said there would be sequelae!
Zhen: Last time you spilled a whole bottle of wine, if I didn't hit you, everyone knew we had a problem, and you hit back. Do you remember?
gu: if I don't fight back after you hit me, how can I come out to hang out?
Zhen: You hang out, you are a policeman, you hang out!
gu: I'll give you a horn. Speak louder, stupid!
shoot, Tony, you're scared!
put the gun down ~!
let your mother go!
don't talk about my mother ~!
Huang: It's not easy to walk. With your intelligence, just practice your left foot as flexible as your right foot.
Watson: what are you talking about?
Huang: telling jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. When it comes to coughing, no one laughs and stops laughing.
laughter.
brother Dan: I've been a policeman for so long, have I caught anyone wrong? I'll leave this question to the judge to answer. My duty is ... the police catch thieves. Everything I do ... is for the stability and prosperity here.
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