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Who knows the classic lines of fuse?

Gu: You are a muscular man. You have to take off your clothes all day and dig your ass to know how to pose.

Gu: "Get the most brave and powerful one back, and now the police urgently need him."

SIR Huang: "You need him ~"

Lu: Touch it and accuse you of indecent assault!

Louis Koo: Officer, this uniform is not for you to show off! !

gu: last time you hurt my hand, the doctor said there would be sequelae!

Zhen: Last time you spilled a whole bottle of wine, if I didn't hit you, everyone knew we had a problem, and you hit back. Do you remember?

gu: if I don't fight back after you hit me, how can I come out to hang out?

Zhen: You hang out, you are a policeman, you hang out!

gu: I'll give you a horn. Speak louder, stupid!

shoot, Tony, you're scared!

put the gun down ~!

let your mother go!

don't talk about my mother ~!

Huang: It's not easy to walk. With your intelligence, just practice your left foot as flexible as your right foot.

Watson: what are you talking about?

Huang: telling jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. When it comes to coughing, no one laughs and stops laughing.

laughter.

brother Dan: I've been a policeman for so long, have I caught anyone wrong? I'll leave this question to the judge to answer. My duty is ... the police catch thieves. Everything I do ... is for the stability and prosperity here.