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The Imperial Garden Palace Fight
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 02: 00.
Say you are us? China's national treasure, together with the Queen Mother? Shuang Fu.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 02: 34.
My sister is serious.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 02: 41.
Where is it? where
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 03:11.
How can I compare with you?
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027 189724).
Giggling at the queen mother, you see, sister, she is still shy.
Reply to Hui Zhou (694985512)14: 04: 00.
Sister is really modest.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 04: 06.
Smiling vaguely. Yes Wind, aren't you also very good?
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 04: 22.
Hui er Li na
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 04: 31.
Where is Huier?
Reply to Hui Zhou (694985512)14: 04: 33.
Hmm?
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 04: 57.
Put too much emphasis on Empress Dowager Cixi.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 05: 09.
Hehe, really?
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027 189724).
Don't talk about my sister, just say that Zhou's sister is gentle and virtuous, and her talents are superior today. What woman in this world is not following the example of several sisters?
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 06: 26.
be
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 06: 35.
Just like this flower in front of me, a flower is brightly colored.
Reply to Hui Zhou (694985512)14: 06: 41.
The younger sister is different.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 06: 58.
These flowers are not as good as your sisters.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 07: 09.
Ai Jia: They all heard that Fenger can dance very well. Let's do it quickly.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 07:14.
Xuaner is the only one with his head down, naughty and not sensible.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 07: 33.
There, concubines are.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 07: 42.
And a little shy. The queen mother is
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027 189724).
Applause. Yeah, yeah.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 07: 52.
Then come on.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 08: 08.
I made a fool of myself.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 08: 07.
Take a sip of tea and smile without a word.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027 189724).
Look around with a smile. Sisters have eyes.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 08: 34.
That's right.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 08: 55.
Sister, please smile.
Reply to Hui Zhou (694985512)14: 09: 04.
music
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 09: 08.
be
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 09: 34.
Ps, she skipped before.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 09: 54.
Take a few steps back slowly and raise your hand slightly to show that your body has turned lightly at the beginning of the dance. If you are surprised and graceful, if you are like Youlong, if you are like a willow waving flowers and smiling, if the wind of the first dance caresses the fairy's clothes, if you are light as a cloud, if you show your feet lightly, you will smile and dance back, and your waist is like a weak willow caressing a cloud bun, which is graceful. At the end of the dance, you will be sweating, panting and barely breathing. Shi Shiran took the first place.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:10: 02.
Not bad.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14:10: 56.
My concubines really admire the queen's mother-in-law.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:1:26.
I heard that Feng can also play the piano.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:1:31.
is it
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14:11:53.
Who is brother PS wind?
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14:12:18.
The ever-changing sister is really a family member.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:12: 28.
Queen Ps
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14:12: 34.
Men and women know a thing or two.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14:12: 45.
The empress is really modest.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:12: 53.
And then there's a paragraph.
Reply to Hui Zhou (694985512)14:13:10.
Sister jumped, of course, is excellent.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14:13:16.
elegant
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14:13: 30.
Blushing slightly, male and female servants obey.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14:13: 45.
Sister Xiao Yue is great.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14:13: 54.
That palace is ugly again.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:15:14.
elegant
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:15: 57.
Walk with a smile
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:16: 56.
Come on.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14:17:12.
I motioned to the maid next to me, and the maid knowingly handed me a white jade guzheng. I slowly sat down in front of the piano box that the maid put in front of me. The sound of the jade hand tapping on the strings is beautiful, clear and pleasant, like the sound of running water on a small bridge, as if it had entered a dream trap and was intoxicated unconsciously. But when the timbre changes for a long time, the melody is intoxicating like wine, which makes people want to stop, and the sound floating from the strings becomes softer and softer. It seems to hook people's hearts invisibly, and the piano sound that makes people want to die is lingering. The sound of guqin changes slightly, just like falling into the demon world of the celestial world, but this sound is by no means human ... The piano sound is more and more attractive and softer ... Slowly, the sound is like a butterfly spreading its wings and flapping its smart wings, flowing bright and like the distant sky beyond the Great Wall.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14:17: 26.
I made a fool of myself.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14:17: 40.
Although it's a whisper, it's a pity that everyone can hear the queen mother ~ ~ sister is really beautiful at the moment. Shall we invite the emperor?
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14:18: 27.
Let your majesty appreciate it more.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14:18: 38.
I cannot be happy. If I invite you, your sister will be shy.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14:18: 57.
Laugh and say that you sisters are both of ability and political integrity. I'm afraid it's just a concubine or ...
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14:19:15.
Sister will be very happy with a naughty wink.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14:19: 44.
Then take a sip of tea and smile.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 20: 01.
Hurry up and say that today's nobles don't get anything from poetry.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 20:18.
It happened that the queen mother and her sister were here.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 20: 33.
I can show you something.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 21:03.
The breeze blew gently, and my hair was blown gently. How dare I disturb the queen mother?
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 21:06.
What are you laughing at?
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 21:42.
You shouldn't say that
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 21:57.
Pull the sleeves of the empress dowager and empress dowager.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 22:19.
The drooping sideburns are inlaid with pearls and jasper, and the flowers look like water hibiscus. what's up
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 22: 41.
Empress Dowager and Sister, what are you talking about today?
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 22: 59.
Want to see it, too
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 23: 01.
It is said that there is intrigue in the harem, where there are poems to do.
Sigh softly ...
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 23: 02.
be
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 23:11.
Right?
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 23: 32.
be
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 23: 44.
Yi Xuan was right.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027 189724).
Silence, the nobility of today. ...
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 24:13.
Smile and say that concubines will make a fool of themselves.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 24: 47.
Give a gentle cough and go home first.
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 25:11.
Farewell to the empress dowager
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 25:12.
Squat down slightly, my concubines are ready to send the queen mother Tai.
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 25: 24.
Stand up (after kowtowing)
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 25: 31.
be
Reply to Empress Ling (1719211075)14: 25: 32.
Ai Jia is gone.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 25: 33.
Farewell to the empress dowager
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 26: 03.
Farewell to the empress dowager
Reply to Queen Xin Yifeng (1831533048)14: 26: 53.
I have also returned to the palace, so I have something to talk about in private.
Reply to Qin Guiren Qin Er (718530503)14: 27: 07.
Send the queen away.
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 27:10.
Sisters, do you still enjoy this flower today?
Reply to Li Fei Yi Xuan (1027189724)14: 27:15.
Send the queen away.
Reply to Hui Zhou (694985512)14: 27: 21
Send to the emperor, send to the empress.
the Empress Dowager
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