Classic swearing without swearing _ swearing without swearing sentences

What if you want to swear and don't want to bring dirty words? Do you know any swearing words that don't swear? I collected and sorted out the classic dirty words for everyone to enjoy and learn from!

Tell the classics without cursing.

1. Your hair hasn't been washed for a long time. Go and wash!

You'd better stay away from you, lest you get bird flu.

Your father accidentally knocked your head over when he poured bath water!

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant.

You look like the legendary 62-level old nun.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

7. Mental retardation can teach you to speak. Do you think it's still interesting to live?

Birds like you live in the world and seriously pollute the air.

9. Why do you have to be as stingy as before every time I see you?

10. You are in the wrong place. This is not a veterinary shop.

1 1. You are my idol, an object of vomiting.

12. Your face is thicker than a rare dream of red mansions.

13. I haven't relaxed my muscles for a long time. Is it itchy again?

14. Your growth consumes too many memories.

15. I never care about animals.

Talk about the latest articles and don't swear.

1. Why do people always tell me not to give up treatment, as if I can still be saved?

Say hello when I meet you, and then run home and dance for half an hour.

3. Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil. It's not that you don't report it, it's that you are too heavy to hold it.

4.- I don't study well. The reason is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

You'll never guess the so-called moral and pig head.

6. Do you have a brief history of time? B: crazy, I don't pick up shit when I'm free!

7. When I see you again many years later, why are you still alive! !

8. Youth is like mahjong. You must shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women, how many institutions count, just to enjoy the present.

9. I only have my birthday once every four years, so I've provoked anyone.

10. The old woman smiled back and fascinated the nuns.

1 1. If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

12. Is the child born to two people with type B blood type 2B?

13. The bread of love, one person is sweet, two people are sweet, three people are sour, and more people are bitter. ...

14. It's not that you are too fat, but that God is jealous of your thinness and beauty!

15. Don't think that tanning can cover up your own facts.

Talk about hot articles without swearing.

1. The scariest moment in the world is when the head teacher stands at the window and smiles!

2. Ben Xian will do the math for you, ah! You have to pick up the money, but have some!

3. Ten years of poetic dreams, looking back at the east wind with tears.

4. The first half: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, and the second half: listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, and cross-exams: the focus is on participation.

5. I will never dance dazzle again! . . . . Because I removed the spaces!

6. Who says that men are better than women and have the ability to let men have a child?

7. I cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I had the idea of falling in love.

8. Don't fart when you are friends.

9. The deepest and longest gaze in my life was given to my mobile phone.

10. I was in Enemy at the Gates that year, but you were watching from the other side.

1 1. In the idol Jason concert and my family, I chose my family, because if I go at this time, this family will be broken. Did I do the right thing

12.QQ has the function of anonymous message, but no one says that you are really unloved.

13. There is no fate between you and me. Everything depends on me.

14. I have seen couples go white-haired together, but I have never seen love as before.

15. We broke up, and later I heard that it was because her best friend said I was not handsome.

16. When you receive a red envelope, open it and it says another packet.

17. Many people are saying: You know, I want to say: I don't understand.

18. The floor was not trampled, but taken away.

19. Going to school every day is even more worrying, and the teacher has no classes.

20. Hum, smelly Xiao Qiang, you are in my hand. If you try to escape, I'll kill you with my slippers. Ah, ha ha ha.

2 1. Marriage certificate is red and divorce certificate is green. It turns out that the good is red and the bad is green.

22. Helpless, I haven't had enough sleep recently. I have been promoted to a national treasure. Please call me "Reunion"! thank you ...

23. It turns out that some feelings will still be used by fleeting time and squeezed back to strangers.

24. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

25. I wrote a note to the goddess today. I gave her a hand when I passed by, and then I went to buy water to drink. Suddenly found my note still there! Five dollars is gone!

26. "Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken." "What should we do, doctor?" "Nothing, I have fixed it for you with Meitu Xiu Xiu."

In fact, the airport witnessed more sincere kisses on the hospital wall than in the wedding hall and listened to more prayers than in the church.

28. Is it because I have a public face that you don't love me?

29. I am not a fool, but because I love you, I have turned myself into a fool.

30. Cold as a joke. Life is like nonsense.