Su Dongpo's humorous stories

Wen Tong Zeng Zeng Su Shi painted a picture of bamboo in the valley, saying, "This bamboo is several feet long, but it is ten thousand feet long." Yao Yougu is in Yangzhou (Yangxian County, Shaanxi Province), and Wentong once asked Su Shi to write Thirty Poems on Yangzhou. His poem says: "The bamboo plants in Hanchuan are as humble as a canopy, but the axe and cymbals have not forgiven the dragon. The material is poor and greedy, and Weibin has a thousand acres in his chest. " This poem was sent to Wentong. On the day when Wen Tong got a poem, he was "visiting the valley with his wife, cooking bamboo shoots, sending letters to get a poem, laughing and spitting." Su Shi's poems are jokes, so Wen Tong read Laugh and Spit Rice. Su Shi opposed both reformists and conservatives. He once asked him what was in his stomach and said it was inappropriate. Su Shi listened very well. Because the Wutai poetry case was about to be arrested, Su Shi quoted Yang Pu's wife's poem, which made him more depressed and loved to sing poetry. Today, he arrested the generals and ruined his old scalp, which made his family laugh miserably. He secretly called Wang Anshi an old fox. He sat face to face with Fo Yin, a little coquettish. He asked what Fo Yin was in his eyes. Fo Yin said it was a Buddha. Fo Yin asked himself what it was in his eyes. He said it was shit, and then he was very proud. Later, his little sister said that Fo Yin regarded you as a Buddha because he had a Buddha in his heart, but you had ... Su Shi, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, named Dongpo. He often studies the meaning of words with Wang (An Shi). On one occasion, Dongpo pointed to the word "slope" and asked what Wang meant. Wang Anshi explained: "Slope is the skin of the earth." Hearing this, Dongpo disagreed and asked, "So, the word' slippery' is the bone of' water'?" Wang Anshi heard about it and was silent for a long time. Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ........... Ding, thank you for reading Wonders of Ancient and Modern written by the old man with the urn. There is an article called "Three Difficulties in Su Xiaomei and Qin Shaoyou" (the name is probably this), which contains some jokes about Su Shi and his sister, brother-in-law and monk Fo Yin. ~ ~ Let's call it a joke ... Hello! & gt Su Shi, a great writer in Song Dynasty, was named Dongpo. He often studies the meaning of words with Wang (An Shi). On one occasion, Dongpo pointed to the word "slope" and asked what Wang meant. Wang Anshi explained: "Slope is the skin of the earth." Hearing this, Dongpo disagreed and asked, "So, the word' slippery' is the bone of' water'?" Wang Anshi heard about it and was silent for a long time. Are you satisfied with my answer ~ ~