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Scene: Near class time, the students in the classroom mingle and the bell rings. Suddenly a student screamed.

Student: Ah, friends, get ready before class. This is teacher pp's class.

Student: Yes, he is too fierce. Don't make him angry!

When the students were busy, Teacher pp appeared.

Teacher Pp: Hello, everyone. I'm a Chinese pp teacher, from Ba Dou school, and I'm in a big class in Ba Dou, Grade 6. Speaking of this class, it's not built. Everyone is a genius. Do not believe me to test!

Teacher: What class do you like best?

Student: Class is over.

Teacher: Tell me what you want to ask me most.

Student: When can I ask for long-term sick leave?

Teacher: Students, don't be naughty, cherish time! The ancients said, "If a teenager doesn't work hard, the old man will be sad."

Student: Teacher, my brother and I are twins. I am a younger brother, not a big brother.

Teacher: 1+ 1=?

Student: There is only one answer: Mom and Dad gave birth to me, so we are not three people!

Teacher: You are really a wooden fish. Let me ask you, what are you and me?

Student: Of course, there are two wooden fish.

The teacher asked: Do you like your father or your mother?

I only like my Victor. He is my pet dog.

The teacher asked: Then who is in charge in your family?

Of course, I'm in charge. I am the small boss of the family.

Teacher: Who is smarter, animals or people?

Student: Animals are very clever.

Teacher; For example.

Students; My dog can understand everything I say, but I don't know what it means.

Xiaoguang; Teacher, Xiaoming is going to transfer. Can you not let him go? After he left, my life was even worse.

Teacher; He left. What's your problem?

Xiaoguang; As soon as Xiaoming left, I was the last one in that class. Who else gave me the bottom?

Teacher: "Xiaodong, why does the emperor claim to be?"

Xiaodong: "I am alone." Xiaodong answered without hesitation.

Teacher: "What about the Queen?"

Xiao Dongdong: "Niangniang ... is Niangniang ..." Xiaodong thought for a long time. Suddenly, he had a brainwave and replied, "The empress calls herself a widow."

Teacher: "Tell me the meaning of the word' chinese odyssey'."

Student: "The whole world means birth, and" unparalleled "means no parents. Unique in the world, that is, there are no parents at birth. "

Teacher: "Nick, do you know singular and plural?"

Nick: "I see."

Teacher: "Tell me, is' pants' singular or plural?"

Nick: "It's singular above and plural below."

Teacher: Please make a sentence with "besides".

Student: A train passes by, besides, besides, besides.

Student: Teacher, I can also write poems.

Teacher: Really? Then you try.

Student: My deskmate and I robbed it. I robbed the gold and he robbed the silver. I don't know who reported 1 10. I escaped from the back door and he was caught at the front door. I eat steamed bread at home and he eats fists in prison. I eat chicken legs at home and he eats scud in prison. I drank soda at home and he swallowed his tears in prison. I ate eggs at home, and Peng's reunion dinner was almost over. My egg is over, and so is his life.

Student: Good poem! Good poem!

The teacher fainted. The teacher said to the audience: Colleagues, look, Ren Lei's class, Ren Lei's students! Get down to business,

Let's go to class!

Teacher: Class.

Student Qi: "Good morning, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily, "Good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? "

So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily, "What about my evening?"

The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" "

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " "

The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" "

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people."

Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "I was wrong."

Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! "

Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "

Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

..... Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily with a book in his arms.