A novel joke

Two people went to the computer exhibition and became interested in an IQ tester on display. Before they came to the machine, they saw someone put their head into it, and then the machine showed IQ = 179. A was surprised and decided to play, so he put his head in, and soon the screen showed IQ =0.3. B smiled and put his head into the machine. After a long time, the screen shows don't make fun of stones! They didn't speak, so they studied hard behind closed doors. A year later, they came to the IQ tester again. A first put your head into the machine, and the machine shows: IQ =3.0. B quite dissatisfied, put your head in. After a long time, the machine shows that this stone looks familiar!

2. Welcome! Welcome to visit!

The mayor of a big foreign city visited me in twin cities, China. When my mayor was greeted at the airport, he stumbled and said unhappily, "Damn it!" " The translator had to translate it to the foreign guest mayor: "Welcome! After a while, my mayor fell down again. He complained, "Oh, shit! "The translation has to be translated into" Warm welcome! " One day, my mayor went to visit twin cities in that country. When he got off the plane, he saw thousands of citizens at the airport shouting at him: "Fuck me!" Oh, shit! ……"

This is what I saw the other day. There are many. You said you couldn't provide the website address, so you took two. If you want a website, please refer to Resources.

I extracted the following paragraph from the book. I have it in my space, too. Because it is for students, it can be funny in the form of guessing. The answer follows the dash.

Walking through a green meadow, I bumped into a plant.

-Plum blossoms (no flowers)

Walking through a green meadow. -Wild plum blossoms (and no flowers)

A flock of sheep appeared on the grass. -Strawberries (no grass)

Here comes another pack of wolves. -Myrica rubra (sheep don't have it)

A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep.

-Shrimp (blind

Another wolf passed by and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep.

Lobster (deaf and blind

I hope you have a good time at school!