Sentences that play tricks

Routine sentences

Routine sentences, chatting also have skills and routines, whether people are communicating face to face or making friends online, they need to be interesting if they want to chat. With appropriate speaking skills, a person who is interesting and eloquent is more likely to be popular. Let’s take a look at what are some cliché sentences? Sentences for playing tricks 1

1. Classic chat tricks

1. One universe, nine planets, 809 islands, 7.7 billion people, 204 countries, you can meet You

It is the greatest honor in your life

Wrong, so unlucky

2. Don’t be angry, I will bark like a dog for you

< p>　Ouch, so good

Ouch, so good

Aren’t you barking like a dog?

Isn’t this what you have learned?

Come on?

Let me do a magic trick for you and make you forget yourself.

I It’s not a dog to begin with

Look, just forget about it.

3. It’s so boring, let’s play a game

Okay, what are you playing?

How about I praise you and you praise me?

Okay, you say it first

You are so beautiful

You have such good taste

4. Do you think boys wearing nail polish are girly< /p>

Mother

Hey, mother is here, good son

5. My dear, do you dislike me for being ugly?

Of course not I dislike it

Then what you are saying is that you think I am ugly, bye bye and no contact

6. If you had no feet, would you still wear shoes? ?

Probably not

Then why are you wearing a bra

7. I just saw a boy and I almost had sex with him

< p> My brother is amazing, he is so handsome

His handsomeness made me unable to calm down for a long time. We looked at each other and fell in love at first sight, as if time had stood still

I can still say What?

Finally, I became soft until I put down the mirror

8. Compliment like this:

I think you are too narcissistic.

To be honest, I will look like you.

The most I can get in the beauty pageant is the top three.

I found out that you are a photo scammer.

Because you look much better in person than in the photos. < /p>

Then I turned around and he kissed me

10. "You must be short-sighted, right?"

"Why do you say that?"

< p>"If you weren't short-sighted, how could you not tell that I like you?"

He asked me what I was doing, and I said I was drawing on my eyebrows.

He said, let me see, the eyebrows are dark and light?

(The first half of the poem is "After putting on makeup, I asked my husband in a low voice")...

I melted at that time

2. Classic deceptive sentences in chat

1. The briefs that Superman wears are stable, that’s why he can fly so high< /p>

2. My dream is to think randomly in my dream

3. Donor, if you are bullying the poor monk, then the poor monk will not give God face

4. If you are short-sighted and look at you from a distance, you are a big beauty, but when you look at it, you turn out to be a loser

5. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control

6 , Don’t think that just because you look like a wolf, I can regard you as a gray wolf

7. If the sky falls, you hold it first while I find a stick

8. Man When quarreling with women, men are like men and women are like machine guns. Sentences 2 for playing tricks

1. Let’s play with the wooden man and don’t move! Okay! Why did I lose? Because my heart is moved

2. "I want to become the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you"

3. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House, and this is my husband. This is omelette rice, this is fried rice, this is my favorite arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman, this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is willow catkin, this is my mother’s son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, this is my whole world. This is scallop, this is senbei, this is my little baby.

4. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all I see are you

5. "After meeting you, I just want to become a kind of person" "One Kind of person”

6. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Like dogs” “Wang~”

7. My feelings for you are like playing in a thin quilt. There are always little bits of light leaking out of the mobile phone

8. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

9. I want it to be simple, time is still there, and you are still there.

10. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

11. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorous and vigorous.

12. Do you know where my heart is? On the left, no, on your side.

13. This is beef, this is pork, you are my heart.

14. "Let me tell you some bad news" "What bad news" "My thoughts about you are no longer simple"

15. The world will not be gentle to you. Wait, God won't take special care of you, but I will.

16. "Can you watch your steps carefully in the future?" "You must hit my heart."

17. "Others think I am staying up late." What next? "Actually, I'm thinking of you"

18. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It's you.

19. You are my pig in life and my pork belly in death.

20. I feel jealous when I think that I like you so much yesterday. Routine sentences 3

1. "Do you understand what I like to drink~" "What?" ?" "Care for you"

2. "Do you understand what you look like?" "Like the earth."

3. "Can you "Imitate a woodpecker?" "How to imitate" "Just use my face as a tree"

4. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, you have one now."

5. "Which doll do you like to hold?" "I like pink pigs" "I am a pink pig"

6. "I have so many pens, you know my favorite Which one?" "I don't understand." "You are a bitch." 7. "You are like a camera." "Why do you say that?" "I can't help but raise my lips when I see you. ”

8. “Do you know what’s good about you?” “What’s good about you?” “It’s just right to be my girlfriend.”

9. “Classmate, can I get to know you?” "Why?" "I think your future is related to me."

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10. “I seem to have a fever” “What’s going on?” "I think you're going to get hot-headed"

11. "Say quickly that you like me, and then I'll reject you." "I like you." "Then let's be together!" "

12. "Say you like me quickly, and then I will reject you" "I like you..." "Then let's be together! ”

13. “I feel like I have seen you before” “Where are you?” ""On my marriage certificate"

14. "Do you think I like rational girls or emotional girls? "Rational?" "Wrong, I like you"

15. "I want to put something on but I find it difficult to get it" "A nesting doll?" "No, I'm trying to trick you."

16. "Mom, I love you, how about saying it the other way around?" "Do you love me?" "Yes." ”

17. “I finally understand why I always catch a cold” “Huh? "Because I have no resistance to you"

18. "I always feel like I have seen you somewhere" "Where is it" "On my marriage certificate"

19. “I have a handful of dirt in my hand” “What next?” “Do you want it to fall into my hand?”

20. “Do you know what the box containing the ring is called? "Ring box" "What is the box that holds the cake called?" "Cake box" "What's the name of the box that holds you and me?" "I don't understand" "A match made in heaven"

21. "Do you understand why I caught a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all." ”

22. “If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose.” “Why?” “Because I can’t hide myself even if I like someone!” "

23. "If you were the sun, what do you think I am?" "I don't understand." "I am ice cream." "Why" "Because. …You melt my heart”

24. “Honey, let’s play the game of eagle and chicken. "No matter how old you are, who would play such a childish game with you?" "That way I can have an excuse to knock you down." ”

25. “I feel like I was a carbonated drink in my previous life” “Why?” "Because I was so happy when I saw you"

26. "Why did you hit me?" "When did I hit you?" "You touched my heart" < /p>

27. “Hello, may I know you? "Why" "I think your future is related to me"

28. "Miss, my tooth hurts when I look at you" "Why" "Because you look too sweet"

29. "I always want a feeling" "What feeling?" ""The feeling of being with you"

30. "You are my temperate ocean climate" "What do you mean? ""Every day is warm"

31. "Do you understand who I want to be?" "Who" "Your person"