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Has anyone seen a funny movie called a horror movie?
Horror movies.
English name: startled laughter
English name: horror movie
Alias: horror movie
Resource type: DVDRip
Film director: Kennan Avery Wayne Keenen Ivory Wayans.
Film actor: carmen electra ... Drew Dacker.
Shannon elizabeth shannon elizabeth Buffy gilmour.
James Van Der Beek James van de Bick Dawson is full of doubts (undetermined)
Kennan Avery Wayne Keenen Ivory Wayans ... Slave.
Marlon wayans Malone Wayens ... Shorty Meeks.
David L. Lander ... Principal Squiggy.
Reg Tupper ... beauty contest MC
Jon Gbolahan jon abrahams Bobby Prinze
Giacomo Bei Sartor ... Trick or treat # 1
Dexter Bell ... Shorty's friend.
Lloyd Berry ... the homeless.
Craig Brunansky ... Road victim.
Peter Bryant ... Black TV reporter.
Kelly Cofield ... Teacher.
Production year 2000
Premiere date: July 7, 2000 (USA)
Motion Picture Association of America Spain: 13 Portugal: M/ 12 Germany: 16 Britain: 18 Sweden:1Argentina: 16 Chile:/kloc-0.
IMDB link/title/tt0175142/
The IMDB score was 5.5/10 (23,579 votes).
File format XviD+AC3
The file size is 2cd49x15mb+49x15mb.
Video size 704x304
The film is 84 minutes long.
White language English
Subtitle language plug-in Chinese
brief Introduction of the content
The story takes place in a high school in America. One day, a group of 14- 15 children learned that a beautiful female classmate in the same class was killed, and soon they found out that the murderer was among them. The heroine Cindy Campbell and her good friends Buffy, Brenda, Bobby, Greg, Shorty and Ray had to fight to protect their lives.
But annoying reporters are not so good, they are always pestering them and not letting them be clean! At this point, the story seems a bit trite. But when the story developed further, a series of terrible farce happened, which they did not expect. ......
Horror movie 2
Directed by Chinan Avery Waynes Keenen Ivory Wayans
Screenwriter: shawn wayans shawn wayans
Marlon wayans, marlon wayans
Starring: anna faris anna faris
Shawn wayans shawn wayans
Marlon wayans, marlon wayans
Tori Sperling Tori Sperling
Duration: 95 minutes
Level: r
Genre: comedy/horror film
Release date: July 4, 2006 5438+0
Producer: Timon Film Company
Yes! Screaming and laughing 2! Sometimes you have to admire the "extraordinary courage" of Hollywood producers. An understated "I lied" gives a film that was once advertised as "never going on" a chance to intensify. It is this typical film criticized by mainstream film critics as the fall of western civilization. Last summer, it set a box office record of $654.38+$50 million in the United States, becoming one of the most popular movies in the history of Timon Company. So, in the second month of painting, the boss of the film company gave both hard and soft treatment to the editing, director and actor Wayne brothers, forcing them to come out and slap themselves and promise to make a sequel. However, because the plot of the first episode is really a "never-ending" routine, most of the characters are "scrapped" at the end of the film, so the Wayne brothers can only do one thing at a time to bring the protagonists back to life. I don't know if it's a sixth sense.
The story of the first episode is based on Timon's popular youth horror film Scream, interspersed with classic imitations of films such as Who did it last summer, Halloween, Urban Legend and The Matrix. At the end, I also ridiculed the scene of the usual suspect, which made people laugh and admire the director's imagination. The story of the second episode takes a different approach, including the supernatural horror films that survived in the first episode on the joke list. Last year's Oscar classic "The Exorcist" was first released, which became the detonation bridge of the second episode. It is said that in order to ensure the bursting effect, the Wayne brothers specially invited Marlon Brando to guest star The Exorcist, which cost 2 million dollars. Brando, who suffered from pneumonia, was "very moved" and came to the set with an oxygen bottle on his back. Unexpectedly, after several rounds, he was out of breath and had to change people halfway. According to the Wayne brothers, he doesn't want to be accused of murdering the godfather. This play not only refers to the exorcism plot in The Exorcist, but also steals several tricks from the old movie The Ghost Exorcist. The most terrible thing is that our exorcist just got dysentery and didn't have "diarrhea stopping" at hand. You can guess the degree of excitement.
After an exorcism ceremony that made people laugh, the hero and heroine in the first episode returned one after another. This time, everyone was arranged by a crazy professor to participate in the ancient house experiment, and staged a great escape similar to "ghost invasion". Movies that were taken out of context in the meantime include The End of the Devil, The Last Child, Chasing the Murder, etc. Even Hannibal, which has just been released, is doomed, and its brain-chewing fragments become funny. The role of Catherine Zeta-Jones, the super vase in Ghost Invasion, has attracted special attention. Low-level jokes emerge one after another in the whole film, which further develops the absolutely cruel and shameless spirit of the first episode.
"Scream 2" was released in the United States on July 4, and film critics from all walks of life tried their best to step on this funny imitation show for fear of being accidentally put on a tasteless hat. The New York Times said that this vulgar film released on Independence Day showed the public the price of cultural freedom. Some critics even suggest that people should not only remember to leave their brains at home, but also their stomachs at home when watching movies. Interestingly, before the film was released, a reporter interviewed the Waynes brothers and talked about their views on film reviews. The latter said that they didn't care too much, because some films they made with good reviews had poor box office results, while the films "Scream" and "Scream", which have not been recognized by mainstream film critics so far, have created a box office miracle. The Webster brothers stressed that the audience is their touchstone, especially young viewers will not buy film reviews. The worse they are told by film reviews, the more people will want to see them. Therefore, every film of the Webster brothers will be screened by the audience before the formal editing, and some paragraphs will be decided according to the audience's preferences. It is said that there was a funny scene in the first episode, in which the heroine stripped off her clothes but exposed the sow's breasts. At that time, all the audience who participated in the screening were scared to death. In the end, although the director appreciated it, it was deleted from the feature film. In fact, in Hollywood, black artists often need more efforts than white artists to succeed, and the Webster brothers always believe that success comes from one talent and nine efforts, and their persistent spirit is commendable. The white lies in Beijing Zodiac Health 2 will be left to the audience to judge.
Horror movie 3
Directed by David Zock, david zucker
Starring: anna faris anna faris
Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen
Regina Hull regina hall
Denise Richards
Quinn Latifah quen latifah
Leslie nielsen leslie nielsen
Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson
Jenny mccarthy jenny mccarthy
Type: comedy duration: 90 minutes, level: PG- 13.
Release: Dimension Movie
Release date: 65438+2003124 October.
Official website: www.scarymovie.com/sm3_home.html
[Summary]
A farmer named Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen) found an incredible crop circle on his farm one morning. Cindy campbell (Anna farris), who just graduated from school and became a reporter in TV station, was ordered to report on this farm. However, this is only the beginning of all supernatural events. Just as Cindy started the investigation, a good friend of hers died mysteriously because she watched a mysterious video. ...
In the process of tracing these two strange things, Cindy meets a mysterious man named orpheus, who calls himself a prophet and predicts that Cindy is the legendary "savior" and is destined to help the President of the United States with her magical ability (leslie nielsen). She shoulders a great task-to prevent the coming alien invasion and colonization, and to save the earth and all mankind from danger. ...
[behind the scenes]
What do we care most about when watching the series of films "Scream" and "Scream"? Of course, I want to know which latest and hottest blockbusters have been changed by tragedy. From the plot of this episode, we can at least infer that there are American versions of The Ring of Midnight, The Omen, The Matrix 2: Reloading and Independence Day.
Of course, in addition, there are several other well-known blockbusters that have been staged as "imitation shows" by David Zock, the director of Scream 3. The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter series, which are popular all over the world, are naturally doomed. If you have seen rapper Eminem's debut, Nicole Kidman's thriller Cry of the Island and
Director David Zock once directed the hilarious classic Naked Gun and translated it. The script of Naked also likes to imitate the classic fragments of other types of movies in the plot. This time Zock can finally give full play to his ridiculous talent. Of course, as a director, he also hired leslie nielsen for the role of the President of the United States, which is probably Nelson's interpretation of the image of the President of the United States.
In addition to the blockbuster super imitation show, another major feature of "Screaming at the Top" is that it alludes to the popular entertainment events in the film. This time, there is a plot in the film, which mercilessly mocked the "pedophilia" that Michael Jackson, the king of pop, had been making a lot of noise a while ago. The audience watched it with relish, but it made Jackson angry, saying that this plot was pure slander and defaming his image, and threatened to sue the distribution company before the film was released. The result was free publicity instead of a movie. The audience were waiting for the movie to be released, so they went to the cinema to see how the director made it, which made Jackson angry enough. (Editor's Note: It was reported earlier that the news that Michael Jackson would make a guest appearance in the film was wrong. )
4 "(horror movie 4.
Horror movie 4
4/ horror movie 4/ ultimate ghost killing.
National America
The length of the film is 95 minutes.
Comedy/horror
Language English
Subtitles without subtitles
Score 5.2/ 10(7895 votes)
Link /title/tt0362 120
Format XviD+MP3
Size 528x304
Size 1D48X 15m
Director: david zucker david zucker
Starring anthony anderson ... Mahalik.
Craig bierko ... Tom Ryan
Easily ... himself
Dr Philip McGraw ... himself (Dr Phil)
Carmen electra ... Holly
Chris elliott ... Ezekiel.
Anna faris ... cindy campbell.
Regina hall ... Brenda (female name)
Kevin hart ... Presiding Judge.
Holly Madison ... The girl next door.
Holly Madison ... Blonde # 1
Bridget Marquardt ... The girl next door.
Bridget Marquardt ... Blonde 2.
Kendra Wilkinson ... Blonde 3.
Kendra Wilkinson ... The girl next door.
brief introduction
The ultimate goal of the series "Scream" is to spoof and unconsciously capture the fourth episode. The lovely but silly cindy campbell (played by Anna Faris) has become an experienced journalist. This time, she received a new task to investigate and study family medical care. One of the frail old women attracted cindy campbell's interest, so she moved to her neighborhood and met the handsome Tom Lane (played by craig bierko).
At the same time, Brenda Meeker (regina hall), the arrogant pervert played by cindy campbell, is also interested in Tom Lane. While jealous of each other, she made an amazing discovery. The mysterious old house of the frail old woman turned out to be the frontier of alien invasion of the earth. Cindy campbell, who has always been brave and fearless, shoulders the heavy responsibility of saving the world with Brenda and Tom Lane. They are fighting against aliens. Encounter all kinds of weird things, super scary plane collisions, bold blind girls, mysterious and horrible knockers, and psychologists who narrowly escaped from aliens. ...
be in the background
At the beginning, "There will never be a sequel" was filmed in the fourth episode, but its creators did not stay the same all the way. The creative soul of the first and second episodes is the screenwriter group with Kennan Ivory Wayne as the core, but in the third episode, the director is replaced by David Zucke who directed the classic hilarious film series Naked Gun, and the screenwriter is Craig Marsh and. The Wayne brothers completely quit the series. Although the word-of-mouth of the third episode is not as good as the first two episodes, the success of the box office has made the film company full of confidence in David Zucke. Therefore, in the fourth episode, David Zucke once again served as the director, and Clegg Marsh still participated in the creation of the script. David Zucke also invited Jim Abrahams, who has worked with him for a long time, to strengthen the creation of the script. At that time, the skill of imitating classic fragments of other types of movies by naked gun series has been fully proved.
At the same time, in terms of actors, David Zucke not only continued to play the president who made George W. Bush vomit blood with her love guest star leslie nielsen, but also retained the actress Anna farris who participated in all the performances in the series. This young actress, who became popular through series, has excellent comedy talent, and her performance of surprise, fear or joy conforms to the film style. Last year, Anna Faris played a small talkative role in Ang Lee's world-famous Brokeback Mountain. Although her performance style is not as exaggerated as "Scream", the audience who have seen this series are still impressed by her "nagging expertise".
The biggest feature of Scream is to spoof the hottest movies and allude to the hottest entertainment events. In this episode, director David Zucke still continues the past spoof style, and even has a little spoof flavor. Tom Cruise's interview with talk show host oprah winfrey last year was obviously doomed to be a spoof. There is no doubt that Carmen Elek's spoof of the image of a blind girl in the movie "Village of Miracles" is the most vivid spoof of this movie. When she walked into the village auditorium, all the villagers were praying in the auditorium. I don't know where she lives. Carmen Elek actually thought she had returned home, so she began to take off her clothes. The villagers present were stunned by the speed and boldness of her actions.
Although "Screaming at the top" is famous for alluding to celebrity events in the entertainment circle, there are still celebrities who are willing to make guest appearances in the film. In this episode, Dr. Phillip C. Phillip C. McGraw and NBA player O 'Neill nicknamed "Shark" teamed up to spoof the chainsaw scare. They were trapped in a dirty cell and tied together by chains. In order to get out of trouble, one of them had to amputate his limb, O 'Neill had to use his worst free throw to get out of trouble, and Dr. Phil saw the meaningless unlocked foot.
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