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Song Xiaobao Wensong Touching Porcelain Lines

Happy comedians Touching Porcelain

Song Xiaobao: The road is facing the sky, and each side goes half way. My motto in life is: sleep where you fall. Because I am a very dedicated and professional person, my mother once told me that a chef who can't cook is not a good driver. What exactly do I do? Don't worry (taking off his coat). I'll know right away that my equipment needs to be taken out the same way. (Song Xiaobao pulls luggage case away and takes out a wig) Everyone must pay attention. (She puts on her wig) Don't worry, (She takes out a Mazar from luggage case and sits on it) Where's my newspaper? Here, go. (Take out a newspaper and read it)

(Music starts and Wensong jumps on the stage)

Wensong: One, two, three.

(Wen Song walks beside Song Xiaobao, and Song Xiaobao suddenly collapses to the ground)

Wen Song: What's wrong with you, uncle?

Song Xiaobao: I stepped on my waist.

Wen Song: It's amazing. I stepped on your waist, so why didn't I feel anything?

Song Xiaobao: Look at your loss.

Wen Song: You scared me to death.

Song Xiaobao: If you feel anything, you will trample me to death.

Wen Song: Why are you so scary?

Song Xiaobao: You're burning your feet. (Seeing Wensong still jumping) Stop and stand at attention.

(Wen Song stops at once and stands at attention)

Song Xiaobao: Sit down.

(Wensong sits down in a unique way)

Song Xiaobao: Come here.

(Wen Song climbs up to Song Xiaobao)

Song Xiaobao: What if you step on me?

Wen Song: Then let's go to the hospital and take a picture.

Song Xiaobao: Are you busy?

Wen song: I'm very busy.

Song Xiaobao: I knew you were busy. When you came here just now, I guessed that you were definitely going to step on me, so Grandpa took all the films.

Song Xiaobao: Look, this is a comminuted fracture of the calf bone. I took it by mistake. It was used when touching a big truck. (Song Xiaobao changed one) This is a comminuted fracture with the skull door down and the tail root up.

Wen Song: It's amazing. My foot has turned you into an invertebrate.

Song Xiaobao: Don't be garrulous with me. What do you think we should do about it? Take the money.

Wen song: I don't have any money.

Song Xiaobao: Do you have a card?

Wen Song: Yes, there is.

Song Xiaobao: That's great. I have a mobile card reader here (saying that Song Xiaobao took out the mobile card reader from behind)

Wen Song: Grandpa, is this equipment tailored for me?

Song Xiaobao: I'm a pure professional, so I can get a card.

Fitness man: Here you are. (swipe your card, Bling–Bling-Bling)

Song Xiaobao: It doesn't work. What the hell? Xingtai Beauty Club, whose main project is breast enhancement and hip lifting. Are you kidding me?

Fitness Man: Let me tell you something, Grandpa. This is the card in my shop. Song Xiaobao: I want a bank card.

Fitness Man: Why didn't you say something about the bank card earlier? No

Song Xiaobao: You didn't. What are you talking to me about here? Call someone to send money quickly

Fitness Man: Don't you just want money?

Song Xiaobao: That's right.

Fitness Man: How much is it? Song Xiaobao: 8

Fitness Man: (stands up) Look carefully, can you see what I do?

Song Xiaobao: What are you willing to do? Take the money!

Fitness man: I'm telling you, I'm an aerobics instructor, and one class is exactly 1 yuan. I'll give you a 2% discount today, which is 8 yuan, so we're even.

Song Xiaobao: What are you doing? Fitness man: Teach you aerobics. Song Xiaobao: I won't learn

Fitness man: If you don't learn, you have to watch it. If you watch it, you will be charged. I will never step on you for nothing. Music, go (Duoyan Zheng aerobics music)

Song Xiaobao: (Get up and dance with it for a while) Oh, mom, stop! Stop, stop, stop! Go-no money, go! Besides, let me ask you a question before you go. Are you a man or a woman?

Fitness Man: Mom, how can you ask me such a question in front of so many people? I can only give you five words-I'm so tired of you! (Jumping away, aerobics music)

Song Xiaobao: There are many people who hate me. Who are you? Fitness man: Bah!

Song Xiaobao: It's not a good start. When I went out, I came across this

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Tricycle: You are my eyes, but I can't see your past. You are my eyes ...

Song Xiaobao: (Run over and put your feet under the wheel)! Oops, oops

Tricycle: Hey, what's the matter?

......> > Li Wensong, a happy comedian, said that the line could not be concealed. It was the first issue of 215425

I want to * * * lyrics sung by Xiao Shenyang, the youth idol drama of the Song Xiaobao crew.

Cao Meng-I want her

song: Mja&; T Jacobs: Zhou Limao

Editor: Guozheng Tan&; Gan Zhiwei

Prelude to music ...

Dreaming only dreams every day

No fun

Love in today's dreams

Fresh partner

Born as a nightmare

Shuttling through the night

She is full of temptation

She can enchant the devil

Just want to see her

. Also want to * * *

dream should be suppressed

break her heart

shed tears for me at midnight

I want her, I want her to

love my life and love my death

Be Good a day

Be Good a day

I want her, I want her to

love my life and love my death

be good a day

be good a day. Ay

Cao Meng-I want her

No sleeping alone

No drunkenness

No doing wrong

No doing right

Even if she is a nightmare

She is always drunk

Just because she meets me

It can make the devil retreat

Just to see her. ***

dream should be suppressed

break her heart

shed tears for me at midnight

I want her, I want her to

love my life and love my death

Be Good a day

Be Good a day

I want her, I want her to

love my life and love my death

be good a day

be good a day. Ay

I'm afraid whoever meets her

never faces her

who meets her is surprised

I love her. AYAE

I want her to

love my life and love my death

Be Good a day

Be Good a day

I want her to

love my life and love my death

. Ay

Be Good a day

I want her. I want her to

love my life and love my death

Be Good a day

Be Good a day

I want her to

love my life and love my death

be good a day

be good a dary

- -There is a line in Wensong's sketch that is "Make a comeback"

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Moderator: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the high seas and participate in this year's gambling king competition! So far, there are still three players left, namely gambler, gambler and gambler, and Jianghu legends. What kind of sparks can these three players have? Let's wait and see. The following is a long-awaited one. His name is gambler. According to legend, one of his eyes can fascinate thousands of people. Another legend is that he has never opened his eyes. Which legend is true? Please welcome, gambler! Arnold Schwarzenegger Mao!

Wang lung: I finally saw you. The gambler came here today. Do you have any unique skills to show everyone?

Dong Sanmao: I don't believe in unique skills. I believe in luck.

Wang lung: What do you mean? What does this mean? There are two flies.

Dong Sanmao: The implication is that you must win.

Wang lung: The flies are on * * * and that's what you must win. The player who comes out here is the gambler. Stan? Feng gambler, do you have anything to say to everyone?

Song Xiaofeng: I want to sing a poem in this situation! A Feng came to the competition today, winning money means winning a sack. It's strange that there is no applause. < P > Wang Long: This is the long-awaited life. Everyone who gambled with him has made a fortune. He has never won. He is our gambler Zhan Mu? Shi taisong

Wang Long: Please welcome the three contestants with the warmest applause. Can you hurry up?

Wen Song: I'm not on my way.

Wang Long: Both of them are waiting for you. Hurry up

God-given: I am

Wang Long: What's the deal? God-given: I'm sorry. Are you ready?

Tianci: Don't worry about this brother. If you don't worry, I'll give you both kings. Don't be angry. I'll secretly give you four ounces. What are you looking at?

Wen Song: What a broken mouth!

Dong Sanmao: I'm the landlord, so I'll go out first.

Song Xiaofeng: Does your majesty want to

Dong Sanmao: pass

Song Xiaofeng: fly

Dong Sanmao: pass

Song Xiaofeng: There's only one left in the straight.

Wensong: Let's go.

Song Xiaofeng: There's no hurry. I want to recite a poem (the article is from quotations for a lifetime: [yulu13] original release is forbidden to reprint without permission). Ah, the landlord is really intoxicated, and the remaining one is very precious. Don't retreat if there is a bomb. I want to double the central idea.

Wen Song: Understand that I blew my big brother up. Is my brain buzzing? I'm sorry. Don't blame my younger brother for being rude. 3

Song Xiaofeng: Don't

Wen Song: What situation

Song Xiaofeng: I also want to sing a poem about this situation. There are four hooks in my hand when I play cards.

Wen Song: It's a hook. You all know that I blow my brain buzzing! Today, I'll let you lose three

Song Xiaofeng: Don't

Wensong: Three

Song Xiaofeng: Don't

Dong Sanmao: I didn't guess wrong that my second brother had three left in his hand.

Song Xiaofeng: Nonsense, I ran away early with the rest

Dong Sanmao: Xiao Wang

Wensong: Passing

Dong Sanmao.

Wensong: Didn't you just write a poem to give me a code word?

Song Xiaofeng: I don't like the kind of * * * that sings poetry while fighting the landlord. We are a group. You blow up * * * Do you know how to play

Wang Long: This game wins the next game

Dong Sanmao: Two cakes

Song Xiaofeng: Touching

Dong Sanmao: Touching

Song Xiaofeng: Touching

Wensong: Stop here and watch you two touch each other

Song Xiaofeng: No, this is Lianliankan

. You touched Jiubing, but you touched it.

Dong Sanmao: I'm bored.

God-given: If you are bored, you lose, so you can hit me.

Wen Song: Don't think that I don't know.

Song Xiaofeng: Big Brother, he can see it.

gambler: OK, now that we're at this point, Third, Brother will bet on the cards you are good at. Let's keep it simple, just guess the big king, guess the king's to win, and guess the king's to lose. If you win, you will take away all the money present today and the title of gambling king. If you lose, as you said when you entered the stadium, you will either bet on the king or die.

gambler: ok.

gambler: Brother, this kid knows cards. Let's catch them first.

gambler: ok.

Gambler: Wait, I'm risking my life. Let me go first.

gambler: ok. Wait, third, don't forget, you are willing to "agree".

Gambler: I admit it. I have gambled all my life and lost all my life. Now I have nothing. I will die without regret.

gambler: brother! Jump.

gambler: Third, before you jump, I want you to meet someone.

Gambler's wife: Honey, please jump. My children and I will follow. Jump, jump! You're afraid, aren't you? Are you afraid? Can you jump? You're not jumping, are you? I'll jump first.

gambler: wife, wife.

Gambler's wife: Don't stop me! I don't want to live long ago. Go away, go away!

Gambler: Wife, it's my fault. In this life, I owe you too much. From the Chinese lines network, I will be a cow and a horse in the next life. I will repay you if I don't have hands in the next life. I won't gamble anymore, wife. I don't ask you to forgive me. I only ask you to live well with my son after I die. Tell him not to gamble!

Gambler's wife: Honey, if you jump from here today, my children and I can't work. The only thing I can do for you is to jump with you!

Gambling God: Third, to tell you the truth, today's game is all fake. This boat is rented, so there is no gambling king competition, because