Joke jokes Daquan: Silly son dating _ laughing till his stomach hurts _ hilarious to amuse his girlfriend.

It is said that there was once a scholar who had a stupid son, who was in his thirties and had no wife. The scholar was in a hurry, so he found a talking matchmaker. Don't say that this matchmaker is really good. He found one in a few days, but it was a little far away. The matchmaker came to the scholar's house and told the scholar happily: I have found it for you, and the blind date will come tomorrow. Please prepare. "The scholar was happy to see off the matchmaker and went home to find his silly son.

He said to his son, "The blind date will come tomorrow, and you will soon have a wife." If someone asks you where the tree in front of your door is tomorrow, you will say that it will be hard to sell in 28. If you ask what happened to the bamboo garden behind your house, you can say that it was ruined in a panic. If you ask about the grain in the granary, you can say that my parents earned it hard. If they see the scholar's diploma on the wall, you can say that it's nothing, one in our family.

? The scholar finally told his son, "I won't accompany you tomorrow, so behave yourself." The scholar wanted his son to show his face.

? Don't tell me, his son really remembers. The blind date came early the next day. The blind date didn't see his father when he entered the door, so he asked him, "Where's your father?" Not at home? " The silly son said, "It's hard to sell in years."

The blind date thought he was joking, so he asked, "What about your mother?"

The silly son said, "It's ruined in a panic." Seeing that something was wrong with him, the blind date pointed to a pile of dung and said with a pun, "Look at your pile, it's full of shit." The silly son didn't understand what others meant, so he said in the order of his father's teaching, "My parents earned it hard." The blind date couldn't help it any longer and said, "Are you stupid? I haven't seen you so stupid."

? What does the silly son know, so he continues to say in the order that the scholar taught him: "What's the matter? There is one generation in our family."