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1. Two rich men, A and B, were walking in the park when they suddenly found a lump of shit on the road. A said to B: You eat shit, I'll give you 50 million. Deal. Then I found another lump, and B said to A, If you dare to eat, I will give you 50 million yuan. A loves that 50 million, and now she eats clean. Party A and Party B hugged each other and wept: they didn't earn a penny, but one person ate a lump of shit. . .

2. I forgot to turn off QQ at home when I was in a hurry to work. My wife called me and said, "Honey, your QQ has a virus, so I cleaned it up for you." I asked, "Virus, how to clean it up?" The wife replied, "Hey, I cleaned it manually." Then when I logged in, I found that there were more than 60 QQ friends missing, all of whom were women. .

3. An old farmer went to buy a mobile phone and asked, "How much is a kilo of a mobile phone?" The shopkeeper secretly pleased, and such a fool? Too much trouble to quote one by one? Say: "5000 Jin, help yourself!" The old farmer chose an iPhone4 16G ultra-thin machine, and 220 yuan and 1000 yuan. The shopkeeper regretted it and gave him a push, but the old farmer dismissed it: "Want to cheat me as a junk dealer?" Those are obviously refurbished machines, and the configuration is not good. Even angry birds can't play! "

4. Uncle Benshan's classic Spring Festival Evening, miss it! Ask how sad you can be, riding a monkey in the tree and riding a monkey underground. People are looking for him for thousands of times, and you can take two steps without illness. The sky is gray and wild, and I really want to see Zhao Zhongxiang. Red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, uncle, this is really not available. There is a golden room in the book, and not rich people will be angry. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, and you are looking for the pumping type. Four hundred and eighty halls in the Southern Dynasties, where ten thousand words are omitted.

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