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In Tencent Conference Mathematics class, I voiced to my best friend: "Why is Song He so handsome!" ?
The terrible thing is that I forgot to turn off the microphone!
It’s done, the whole class heard it.
Including Song He, the school president, who has exchanged no more than three sentences with me since the beginning of school.
I thought I was done,
But that night, the WeChat account that rejected countless girls was waiting for me to pass the friend verification.
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I rubbed my groggy eyes and opened the Tencent meeting,
What luck!
The first period is math class,
The schedule of the underworld,
For a math scumbag, this is undoubtedly a good opportunity to see handsome guys.
Yes!
The handsome guy who is famous in the whole grade is in our class.
As soon as school started, someone generously shared their WeChat account on the confession wall.
Countless girls came one after another, but
Unfortunately, they were all rejected.
Fortunately, I am self-aware, so I just silently recite it.
Although I secretly glance at Song He every day,
but on the outside I look calm and calm.
No one except my best friends knows about my inner drama. .
Mediterranean started to talk about the stinky and long derivatives.
My eyes seemed to be staring at the questions on the screen, but in fact, my peripheral vision had already been attracted by the pen-turner next to me. Gone.
Open the dialog box quietly under the camera,
"How do you think Song He can be so good at mathematics"?
"Ask yourself", Yu Jia was very disdainful of my cowardly behavior.
At this time, Song Chao held his forehead with one hand and lifted up his broken hair. He narrowed his eyes, and it felt like he was looking at me through a screen.
"Ah ah ah, my God, why is Song He so handsome! I like him even more!" ?
The corners of my mouth can't help but rise, and my heart can't control it. Bang bang jump.
I was so absorbed in male lust that I didn’t even notice that Song He’s expression suddenly became wonderful.
"Haha, it seems that this young man Song He is really attractive to little girls, and you can see it in class, right?" The math teacher suddenly said something
What, he is indeed attractive enough.
--Xie Qi! You didn't turn off the microphone!!
--The whole class heard it! !
--Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yu Jia was bombarded with a lot of news.
I was stunned for a moment and finally came to my senses.
I confessed my love in public! !
Oh my god, how will I face everyone in the future? My cold image has been shattered...
Looking at Song He again, he just raised his lips. , a pair of eyes with smiles, but couldn't tell what he was thinking at this time. ?
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I finished the whole day of class in a daze, and it seemed that my heart no longer belonged to me.
"Yu Jia, why am I so unlucky?"
"Hahaha, that's not good. You can pursue him openly in the future." Yu Jia gloated.
I said wiltingly: "Hey, Song He must hate me, he made a joke out of nowhere."
"This is not necessarily true, maybe he also has a crush on you, just not I haven't shown it yet."
"Okay, I'll lend you some good words."
How many people believe it? People think of the high school student. How can I like a little transparent one.
Several classmates sent "condolences" messages, and I had to explain one by one.
After a while, someone requested to add me as a friend.
It said,
--I am Song He, please let me know.
Song He, Song He, Song He!
This person who usually only dares to watch and never dare to apply to add friends on WeChat actually came to add me!
The surprise went to his head, and he felt guilty for a while. He couldn't have come to raise an army to accuse him.
Forget it, add it first, and then click Pass with trembling hands.
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The first time I saw Song He was at the end of August, on that afternoon when the sun was shining and making people blurry.
The new students walked into the school gate with chirping noises.
It is not easy for a wanderlust to find his own class.
I followed the flow of people and still got lost on the huge campus.
Seeing that it was time to report,
I had no choice but to start from the first floor and look at each floor.
Hurrying around a corner of the corridor,
almost bumped into someone.
When I raised my head, I bumped into a pair of eyes filled with stars.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." I said after being stunned for a moment.
Before he could react, I quickly said, "Hello, classmate, do you know how to get to Class 14, Senior High School?"
He patted his sleeves, He stared at me for a few seconds and said: "Well, follow me."
"Okay, thank you"
I lowered my head and walked behind him, looking at the boy A straight back.
He was very tall. I compared him quietly and barely reached his shoulders.
Cool, polite and courteous,
The midday sun shines on his soft light brown hair.
I know my heart is moved.
"We're here"
He turned back to me and said, and then walked in first.
It turns out that he is also from Class 14...
I couldn't help laughing.
Later I found out that he was Song He, a recognized school boy who came first in the high school entrance examination.
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Since then,
I have not had much contact with Song He.
Maybe he has not been there for a long time. Remember who I am,
After all, my grades are not very good, and I am not as beautiful as the girls who chase him.
I stared blankly at the phone screen, not knowing how to say hello.
--hi!.jpg
Song He first sent a cat emoticon package.
It turns out that top students also use cute emoticons!
I quickly replied with a shy expression,
--I'm really sorry for disturbing you.
--It's okay, don't worry, I have had similar emotions and can understand you.
Similar emotions? His heart suddenly twitched. He must have someone he likes...
--Okay, I won't bother you again. .
--If you really feel sorry for me, why not treat me to snacks for a month? I’ll go back to school next week.
I was a little sad when he said this, and some surprises went to my head. Just one month, please, it’s not a loss!
--Okay!
Ah ah ah, is this extreme sorrow giving rise to joy? I was rolling on the bed excitedly.
Ah, how should I face him when I get to school? We don’t know each other at all. It’s so embarrassing. I suddenly remembered again.
Extreme joy brings sorrow,
Salted fish lying down.jpg
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"Xie Qi!!"
As soon as she entered the classroom, Yu Jia stood up and shouted to me,
"Isn't this thanks to Qi?" Someone immediately picked up the joke.
The eyes of the whole class were focused on me, and I could only smile awkwardly.
My eyes unconsciously glanced at Song He who was in the back row.
He just put down the pen in his hand, raised his head, and looked at me with a vague smile,
p>
I avoided his eyes with a guilty conscience and walked to my seat.
After class, I am going to lie down on the table and rest for a while to make up for the pain of staying up late.
A pair of slender hands broke into sight,
"Don't you want to buy me snacks?" Song He's cold voice sounded.
"Now?"
"No.
”
I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but I actually felt that Song He’s voice was a little aggrieved, and he seemed to blink his eyes on purpose.
It must be an illusion. But I still Can’t refuse...
“Let’s go. "Alas, men mislead people.
Like many schools, the place where snacks are sold is outside the famous fence. The school leaders have not explicitly banned it, but they still come here from time to time. It is said that one person was once punished. Boy.
I was still walking behind Song He, just like before.
He looked back at me, deliberately slowed down and walked side by side with me. /p>
The road is very short, only the distance between two teaching buildings, but it seems that we have walked for a semester.
The shop owner is a kind grandma, "The little girl and the boy are so handsome." . ", she said to us with a smile, as if she had seen through something.
I blushed and didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, Song He said, "Grandma, please Give us a packet of toffee. "
Hey, boys also like to eat toffee. I always thought that only girls like me like it.
After paying the money, I looked at Song He with some curiosity. Passed.
His bony hands tore open the bag. The white color was in sharp contrast with the red bag. I couldn't move my eyes away for a while.
Song He smiled softly. "for you. "?
He opened his palm, and I was flattered and pinched one away.
"Just leave one for me. "?
"Huh? Didn’t I invite you? "?
"Pfft" Song He stared at me, his eyes full of smiles.
"I really thought I needed your invitation. Am I the kind of person who bullies my classmates? "?
He bent down, his eyes were level with mine,
"Didn't he say he liked me? I didn't even know that. "Song He dragged out his voice.
I froze on the spot, my eyes widened, and my face turned red from my neck.
Why is Song He like this! I thought this was the end of the story. You said you don’t bully others, so what is this!
I was so angry that I wanted to refute,
“Okay, go back to class, it’s too late. "He said in front of me, but his tone sounded like he was coaxing a child.
Song He's male god filter in my heart was shattered.
Toffee It slowly melted in my mouth, and the sweet smell spread to my nose, eyes, and finally, even in my heart.
Maybe he likes me a little.
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