Barbecue buffet joke

One day, when I was walking, my feet felt pain. I looked down and stepped on a lemon.

2。 match

There is a match that tickles his head. After catching it, his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital. After the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.

3。 Red Bean Cake

One day, something happened to the red bean cake. His last words before he died were: "... Ah! It turns out that I am a bean paste! "

4。 birdie

Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn! ! ! The bird thought it was snowing and froze to death. ...

5。 bread

Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself.

6。 Cotton candy

Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired that I feel soft."

7。 peas

One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. There's a lot of blood. Turned into red beans. It keeps purring. Turned into soybeans. The wound is scarred. Finally turned into black beans.

8。 facial features

There was a man who looked like a motorcycle. The next day, he was rode away. There was a man who looked like a sweet potato and fell down while walking. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying as he walks.

9。 Tea eggs

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

10。 polar bear

A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his hair, one … two … three … and there was no last one left. He suddenly shouted … How cold! ! …

1 1。 zoo

Our university chose the zoo for the first party. The common reason is that only here can we feel that we are still individuals. ...

12。 doesn't make sense

The hungry wolf was looking for food when he heard a family member training his child: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf!" " However, the child cried all night ... The next morning, the wolf sighed: "Alas ... human beings don't keep their promises!" " "

13。 payment arrears

The mobile phone is in arrears. I call 1860 to ask how to pay. Answer: Sorry, your phone is out of service. For details, please consult 1860.

14。 roast

The last thing you want to happen when you barbecue: 1. Cook the meat with you; 2. Charcoal plays cold; 3. Clams are autistic; 4. The barbecue grill is cracked; 5. There is no kindling; 6. Meat and shelves engage in small groups; 7. Sausage meat plays gangster with you; 8. Black wheel puncture; 9. Onions play dumb with you; 10. Corn will play hardball with you!

15。 The Story of the Three Little Pigs

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up. Whatever. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, "Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is!" " !

16。 kite

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

17。 banana

On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly feels so hot. He said, it's too hot, I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down.

18。 dislike

I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!