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Why is cutting cakes so hot?

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65438+February 3rd 10+2 1 @ Yueyang Public Security Police issued a warning notice in Weibo: "When the villager Ling bought Xinjiang walnut candy, he was misunderstood because of poor language communication, and the bickering between the two sides caused physical conflicts and group fights. Two people were slightly injured in the incident, and walnut candy was damaged by about 1.6 million. Plus damaged motorcycles and injured people * * * 200,000. At present, @ Pingjiang Public Security Police Station has criminally detained Ling, and 16 aid workers have been compensated and repatriated to Xinjiang. " After the release of the Weibo, it caused a heated discussion among netizens. The 1.6 million walnut candy mentioned in Weibo is the legendary cake cutting. Soon, Yueyang police deleted the Weibo.

16: 43, @ New Weekly published a picture of cutting a cake in Weibo with the phrase "hard currency". After the release of the Weibo, netizens spat with posts one after another.

Unbelievable: Obama announced that he would return more than one trillion national debt to China in the form of 200 Jin of cut cakes.

Leona_gip: "Do you love me?" "Of course!" "Then you sell the house and buy me a cake to eat ~"

White rice: people are inherently mortal, either as light as a feather or as heavy as cutting cakes.

Writer-God Bless: What is the most expensive food in the world? Russian black caviar? Japanese bluefin tuna spines? Alaska snow crab? French pine mushrooms? Wrong, the answer is: walnut candy!

Rockhu _ HC:2065 438+02 Soymilk announced that it would stop production and cut cakes. Countries compete for the reserve of cut cakes, which leads to the world war of cut cakes. By 20 12. 12.22, mankind was extinct in the war-this is the truth of the end of the world.

Flying over the sky: "This finely decorated panoramic sea view suite is worth about 2.5 cakes. Please give me three cakes, sir, and I will find 40 kidneys for you later. "

The M78 Nebula is very leisurely: in the next few years, the international monetary system will establish a cake cutting system, that is, the RMB is directly linked to cake cutting, and the currencies of other countries are linked to the RMB.

Die if you don't sell Meng: It is said that a palm-sized cut cake can buy the whole Galaxy SOHO, but diaosi can't afford it.

Phoenicia: Whoever wants to give gifts to officials in the future will be cut into cakes.

It is said that this was the time when the owner of a BMW abandoned the car and fled after a traffic accident in which the BMW knocked down the cake cutter.

Li Xiao Baba Kieserling: Do you want to eat a cut cake? The symbol of the rich second generation! Cut the cake for a long time, and a catty will pass forever. If you love her, give her two Jin of cake.

Anonymous Weibo account: Who, let's go to eat cut cakes tonight, please!

Exkaleb Arturia: I'd rather cry in the cake cutter than laugh in the BMW.

King of Ice and Fire: If a young man comes to propose to you in a three-wheeled cart and pulls the cart to cut the cake, you can say yes. Rolls-Royce Cadillac is weak.

Natural curly silver hair cures small flowers: a cake is cut into a square, and a cake is cut into a suite.

Crispy chicken flavor: two thousand pieces of gold are not worth a slice of cake.

Butterflies can't fly over the sea 1224: Super-large, super-hard and overweight brand Sacchi code.

Miss Tus Xiaoqi: If the cake goes down completely, it will go bankrupt. Do you believe it or not?

The dragon in my heart: Gates, Jobs and a cake seller came to the gate of heaven. The doorman said that only the richest people can go in. Gates said he was the richest man, Jobs said he had apples, and the latter said, I have cut cakes. Just say that finish, the first two immediately turned around and rushed to hell.

Miss Maruko, who works hard in the technical house: In the future, men will send cakes to cut if they want to chase girls. Those who can afford to cut the cake are all living Gao Fushuai.

5U5 worry: it's better to cut the cake than to speculate in real estate speculation! One catty of cake cuts the inner ring of Beijing to buy a house, and two jins of cake cuts the first-line star to go to bed!

Sima-No Ice: I heard that the top three things with the highest density in the universe are black holes, neutron stars and cakes.