Jokes about double eyelids

I don't remember when Show Lo said this in an extreme challenge. Teacher Bo Huang still seems to be dissatisfied with his pig-like double eyelids. There is an unspeakable unconvinced, I don't know whether I should have a single eyelid or a double eyelid at this time.

"Pigs have double eyelids", which is really beyond my knowledge. So, after I checked in many ways:

First, look for pictures of pigs everywhere. It is not so easy to find a pig with clear eyes in a pile of pictures of pigs. On the thick white eyelashes, there are really big double eyelids, and the eyes are cute and naive.

Secondly, I collected information about why pigs have double eyelids and found a lot of information. One said that the double eyelids can protect the eyes from wind and sand, and it evolved into this, but this is not the standard answer. After all, human beings have not evolved so well for so many years, and then I came to the answer: pigs have pig genes, so they are double eyelids because they are pigs. This answer seems too far-fetched, but it is also powerless to refute.

Third, what do you think of this? Girls with single eyelids seem to be stimulated and feel that they are not even as good as pigs. Pigs are born with double eyelids, which makes single-eyelid women who call themselves pig women very embarrassed.

Fourth, pigs have a long life span, up to 20 years, which is longer than cats and dogs. If you have a pet, pigs are also a good choice. Aunt Li, whom I know, keeps a sow. Aunt Li took her out for a walk since she was a child. Aunt Li eats whatever pigs she wants wherever she goes, and her feelings are not lost at all.

Fifth, according to the research of scientists, among the 65438+ ten thousand species of animals in the world, the IQ of pigs can rank tenth. Is it very clever?

Don't believe that pigs can play games by themselves, which is enough to prove their IQ. Friends, think about it. Do you always meet pig teammates when playing games with you?