Jokes about persistence and non-persistence

1. I woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly saw a little red light in the distance. Alas, I forgot to turn off the power again. Press it with your hand. . . . There is no burnt mosquito-repellent incense. . 2. Although I'm in a car with millions of drivers, I'm still unhappy looking out the window in a daze. I missed my stop again ... 3. When I just graduated, I secretly vowed that I would go back to my alma mater and ask it to pay me back! The result really came true. Now I am painting the wall for my alma mater ... 4. Friends, listen to my advice. Put down your paper, go out of the lab, read a few pages of your favorite books, go out to bask in the sun, or ride a bike. It's getting dark, and some friends I haven't seen for a long time find a place to have tea and chat, and do whatever they want. At the end of the day, you will find that you did nothing today. If you laugh, just sweep the attention on the V letter (Tian 1x Xiao). Funny joke: smile every day and share happiness with friends!