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Ten classic fairy tales of kindergarten children
1. Classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: remote control of small lightning
The clever and naughty little fox made a remote control out of a matchbox.
Don't underestimate this remote control, it is a great invention, because it can remotely control a small dark cloud and let it go wherever it goes.
On this day, the little fox went out and commanded a small dark cloud to follow him with the remote control.
The little monkey is drawing on the grass, and the little fox is directing the little dark clouds to fly over the little monkey's head. Then Fox pressed the lightning button on the remote control.
"Brush!" A flash of lightning flashed from a small cloud.
Then, a little lightning struck the drawing board and made a big hole in it.
The little monkey was very sad: "I've been painting for so long, and it's over ..."
The fox ran away, saw the rabbit washing his face by the river, and commanded a small dark cloud to fly over the rabbit's head.
Press the lightning button again, "Brush!" The little dark cloud struck a little lightning again.
Small lightning drilled a small hole in the rabbit's long ear.
Little Nutbrown hare cried sadly: "God, my ears are broken, so ugly ..."
Fox quickly slipped away again.
Seeing this, Uncle Bear said angrily to the fox, "Don't make fun of others!" " "
With that, the bear grabbed the remote control and threw it into the river.
Without the remote control, Xiaoyun had to follow the fox. And because there is no remote control, the lightning of the little black cloud is out of control, and you can fight if you want.
"Brush!" The little dark cloud first struck a little lightning on the fox's head, and then there was thunder. Although the thunder is not loud, the "rumbling" sound is also annoying.
Then, the little black cloud also had a heavy rain, which drenched the little fox.
Xiaoyun followed the fox home all the way.
Small dark clouds flashed with lightning, thundered and showered. Now it's Fox's turn to cry: "Whoops, when will the little dark clouds leave me ..."
2. Kindergarten children's classic fairy tale: happy click
"Little bees, buzzing, flying from west to east, have no time to collect honey, and prefer the click of the camera." Listen, Little Bee Didi is singing again! He is very happy recently because his mother bought him a small camera. This will make him happy. He is busy among flowers every day, but he is not picking honey, but choosing a "model"!
Diu Diu is flying around among the flowers with a small camera on his back. I really don't know who to shoot first. There are too many flowers here, each with its own beauty.
He flew to the rose and looked at it. The petals are layered and colorful, but the thorns on the stem look awkward.
He flew to the sunflower again. This flower is very beautiful in color, with leaves like cattail leaf fans and thick green stems. Hey, shoot! Diu Diu picked up the camera and pointed it at the sunflower: "Oh, the face of the sunflower is too big for my small camera!" " "
Diu Diu had to have a lily. The flowers look beautiful and the leaves are beautiful, but the color is a little pale, but you can try one.
Diu Diu picked up the camera and aimed it at a lily, well, just right! He was just about to press the shutter when suddenly, the mother bee flew over to collect honey and landed on the petals of this lily.
At this time, I only heard a click, and the mother bee and lily in the photo were frozen.
"This is a gift from my baby!" Mother bee showed a happy smile.
3. Classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: kangaroo looking for a shield
Kangaroo saw that all his friends had shields to protect themselves, but he had nothing, so he planned to look for shields to protect himself.
Seeing Uncle Tortoise, he ran up and asked, "Uncle Tortoise, what is your shield?"
Uncle tortoise said, "The hard shell on my back is my shield. As long as there is danger, I will hide in the shell. "
But kangaroos don't have hard shells on their backs. Kangaroo went to ask Sister White Rabbit, "Sister White Rabbit, what is your shield?"
The white rabbit said, "I can dig a hole." As long as I hide in the hole, no one can catch me. "
But kangaroos can't dig holes. It ran to ask Aunt Hedgehog: "Aunt Hedgehog … Aunt Hedgehog … What is your shield?"
The hedgehog said, "The thorn on my back is my shield. With them, no one dares to bully me. "
But kangaroos have no thorns. At this time, the vultures in the sky rushed down to catch small animals. Mother kangaroo quickly put the kangaroo into her big pocket. The kangaroo realized that the bag on her mother was a shield to protect herself.
4. Classic fairy tales of kindergarten children: Mimi and chubby.
Mimi is a lovely little ant.
Mimi has just been born and feels fresh about everything.
Mimi is playing and jumping on the lawn. She is very happy. He walked up and down happily in the thread on the leaves.
Suddenly, a big shadow blocked the sun. Mimi feels very strange. She turned her head and saw a monster standing in front of him.
"Uncle, who are you?"
Mimi asked curiously, her voice a little timid.
"Mimi, don't even know my uncle, I know you, little guy. I am ... "
Pangpang rolled his eyes.
"I am your uncle elephant!"
Mimi looks at Uncle Elephant. Hey, Uncle Elephant has a great body, black hair, big head, chubby belly and two big ears like banana leaves.
Mimi secretly remembered the appearance of "uncle elephant"
But Mimi doesn't know that this self-proclaimed elephant turned out to be a pig
One day, my mother took Mimi for a walk. Mimi is sharp-eyed and sees "Uncle Elephant" coming step by step.
Mimi Lala's mother shouted, "Uncle Elephant, Uncle Elephant, hello, I'm Mimi, and I'm going with my mother. Come here. "
Mimi's mother quickly said to Mimi, "Mimi, that's uncle fat." You called me wrong. Don't shout. "
"No, no, mom, he's uncle elephant." Mimi stamped her foot and said.
The big pig looked chubby at Mimi's mother and turned red and white. Fortunately, her two big ears covered her face and Mimi couldn't see it.
"Uncle Elephant, tell mom quickly that you are not a fat uncle."
Pangpang is embarrassed to express his position and can only "hum and haw".
Mimi's mother said to Xiao Pang, "Brother Xiao Pang, the child is still young. You are joking with the children. It doesn't matter if you lie, but children learn the wrong knowledge, which is more terrible than ignorance. "
Pangpang nodded his head.
Where are Mimi, but look for her. This is uncle elephant.
5. Classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: unpunctual kittens.
Kitten and rabbit are good friends. They agreed to go fishing by the river the next day.
The next day, the rabbit came to the river early, but there was no sign of the kitten. It turns out that the kitten is still sleeping at home.
Mother cat told the kitten to get up quickly. The kitten waved and said, "Urgent, urgent." With that, he fell asleep again.
At this time, it began to rain heavily, and the rabbit was afraid to leave, for fear that the kitten would not find itself when it came, so it stood in the same place and waited for the kitten, but the kitten was still sleeping at home, and the mother cat said, "Don't go, go and find the rabbit." It's raining so hard outside that the rabbit will get wet. "
The kitten got up and squinted and said, "What's the hurry? How can you fish after such a heavy rain? The rabbit must have gone home. "
After lying in bed, he fell asleep again Poor rabbit got wet and caught a cold. Mother Tmall heard that the rabbit got wet and caught a cold. She went home and told the kitten that she was not punctual. The kitten followed her mother to see the rabbit. The kitten said shyly to the rabbit, "I'm sorry, rabbit, I shouldn't be unpunctual and make you sick in the rain."
The little rabbit lying in bed smiled and said, "Never mind, when I am ready, we will go fishing by the river."
6. Classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: proud caterpillar
One day, a little ant was looking for food in the grass and saw a caterpillar lying on the grass.
The caterpillar saw the little ant and said, "Go away, you little fellow." The little ant said angrily, "Why do you look down on me?" The caterpillar raised its head and said, "You are so young, what can you find to eat?" This is my place. You are not allowed to come here. "The little ant ignored it and went to find food again.
At this time, bang, I saw a small stone hit the caterpillar, and the caterpillar was injured. The little ant quickly climbed over to see the situation, and the caterpillar said maliciously, "Don't come over, I hate you, black and small guy." The little ant said angrily, "You will be my lunch soon." "Can you move a man as big as me?"
The little ant ignores the caterpillar. It leaves marks all the way, and when it meets friends, it touches its tentacles with its tentacles. The caterpillar saw it and said with a smile, "Just do something useless and see what you will do to me?" After a while, many ants came around the caterpillar. It turned out that just now, the little ant told his friend with its tentacles that a caterpillar was injured. Let's move it for lunch.
So many little ants, Qi Xin helped carry the big caterpillar home and had a delicious caterpillar dinner.
7. Kindergarten children's classic fairy tale: confused pigs make jokes.
Piggy collects many precious stamps, first day covers and postcards, and often takes out these philatelic products to enjoy in his spare time.
On this day, the rabbit and the rooster came to the pig's house. They want to see the stamp products collected by Piggy. But the pig shook his head again and again and said, "my stamp products are in the safe, and I can't find the key." Come back later! " "
The rabbit and the rooster were tired and went home angrily.
One day, piggy wanted to play a trick on everyone. He hung a small blackboard at the door, which said, "Attention philatelists, please come to my house to visit the philatelic products tomorrow".
The story was passed down from mouth to mouth and soon spread throughout the animal kingdom. The next day, a large group of stamp collectors came to piggy's door.
Little pig just got out of bed, rubbed his eyes and asked, "What do you want with all this noise?"
Everyone said, "Aren't we going to visit the stamp products today?"
The pig said, "I told you to come tomorrow!" " "
You see it does say tomorrow on the blackboard, but there is no specific date below. After careful analysis, everyone knows that when you look at it, it will always be "tomorrow". This time, the pig played a trick on us, and everyone was very angry.
Piggy didn't know that he had done something wrong, and he wanted to make fun of the fire brigade again. He called the fire alarm number 1 19: "Come on, I'm a pig, my house is on fire, come and put out the fire!"
After receiving the alarm, the fire chief monkey personally directed three fire engines to put out the fire. But when I got to the scene, there was no fire alarm, so I ran away for nothing. The little pig laughed until his stomach ached at the tense scene when the firemen rushed in.
One night a few days later, piggy's home really caught fire. Piggy called the fire alarm again ... "You are joking again!" The little monkey put down the phone angrily.
When the neighbor called the police again, the firemen rushed in, but the home of Little Pig was reduced to ashes. This time, the pig really fainted from crying.
8. The classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: throw it far away.
? Rabbits like to put nuts in their coat pockets, and nuts fall all the way.
The bear followed the rabbit, pursed his ass and picked up nuts one by one.
"There seems to be a hole in your coat pocket," said the bear.
"It's none of your business!" The rabbit glared at the bear and walked on.
The bear kept following the rabbit and said, "There seems to be a hole in your coat pocket, there seems to be a hole in your coat pocket, your coat pocket ..."
Slowly, the rabbit and the bear became good friends.
Today, rabbits still put nuts in their coat pockets. Nuts fell all the way. The rabbit suddenly turned around and the bear was not behind him. It's really boring
A few snowflakes fell on the rabbit's nose, and then more snowflakes fell on his head, beard, shoulders and instep. ...
"Oh, today is New Year's Eve." The rabbit suddenly remembered.
Bear said: "New Year's Eve is to throw away all unpleasant and bad things and throw them far away, as far as a hundred cornstalks."
The rabbit ran home in a hurry and found that there were really many things that should be thrown away.
The rabbit found a wooden bead in the hanging basket in the attic. The color of the beads has lost, like an ugly walnut shell.
Throw it away?
The rabbit remembered that this wooden bead was hidden when he was playing a treasure hunt with the bear. At that time, the rabbit hid five wooden beads, and the bear searched again and found only four. To do this, the bear must climb the stairs three times with the rabbit on his back. This is the rule.
"Maybe the bear will find it next time." The rabbit couldn't bear to throw away the wooden beads and put them back in the basket.
The rabbit found a berry cake in a jar on the fireplace. The cake has hardened. The rabbit smelled it, but there was not even a trace of fragrance.
Throw it away?
Rabbit remembers that the berry cake was made by a bear. It was delicious when it was first cooked. When the bear saw that the rabbit liked it, he didn't want to eat half of it. He secretly put it in a jar and heated the rabbit the next day. He must have forgotten. What a guy without memory.
"Maybe one day, the bear will suddenly think of this berry cake." The rabbit put the berry cake in the jar, and then put the jar back.
Then the rabbit found a mahogany comb on the windowsill. Some teeth of the comb have been broken, like an old lady without teeth.
Throw it away?
Ah, this is bear's favorite comb. This bear has long hair. He combs them with a mahogany comb every day to make them fluffy and soft. Once, when the rabbit helped the bear comb his hair, he also combed out two lost butterflies, several paddles, a little ladybug and two clove petals from his hair. ...
The rabbit searched and searched, and found many old and broken things, but they were all happy. How can rabbits be willing to throw them away?
Although he has many happy things, the rabbit is not happy at all.
"If only I could get rid of my unhappiness." The rabbit thought like this and let out a long sigh. His eyes suddenly lit up, as if remembering something.
The rabbit grabbed the empty paper bag with tea on the table and said to the bag, "I don't like bears sleeping all winter!" " "Say that finish, he quickly squeezed the mouth of the paper bag into a ball.
The rabbit walked out of the door with a paper bag. On New Year's Eve, he would throw away the unhappiness in the paper bag.
9. Classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: giraffe's little boots
On giraffe's birthday, his mother bought him two pairs of small boots because he has four feet.
Giraffe's legs are thin and long, so their boots are very high.
Little giraffe wearing new boots, running around in the Woods, accidentally lost one. He searched and searched, but he couldn't find it after dark.
The next day, the little goat was grazing in the forest and saw this little boot. He thought happily, "I want my mother to buy me a new pair of boots, but she won't." These little boots are new and beautiful, and they are just right for me. Although there is only one, it is better than nothing. "
The little goat put on his little boots. But his legs were too short to reach the bottom, but he tripped and it hurt.
The little goat said, "Well, who called me short?" As tall as big brother, I'll give it to him! "
Brother Xiang is tall, but his legs are too thick to put on.
Piglets, monkeys, stingers and squirrels ... can't wear them either.
Brother Xiang thought for a moment and said, "This little boot can only be worn by the owner. But who is the owner? If you can't find the owner, no one will wear it. What a pity! "
"These little boots can make a nest for me," said the little squirrel and jumped into them. But as soon as she jumped in, she shouted, "Help! I can't climb up! "
Everyone quickly found some long branches and threw them into the little boots, so that the little squirrel could climb up along the branches.
Everyone said, "these little boots are useless, so we have to throw them away."
"Don't throw it away, it can make me a chimney!" The little rabbit heard about it and ran away quickly. She put her little boots on her roof.
Everyone laughed and said, "bunny, there is no hole under your chimney." How can smoke get in? "
Little Nutbrown hare said seriously, "My chimney has a special purpose."
After a while, the little giraffe just walked out of the house and saw a strange chimney in the distance. He ran to have a look. He was surprised and said, "aren't these my little boots?"
The little giraffe found his little boots. Now, he wears little boots on all four feet.
10. Classic fairy tale of kindergarten children: little centipede in clothes
The little centipede is playing games with friends, and the little monkey suddenly comes to play with everyone. Everyone found that the little monkey was wearing a beautiful sportswear, and everyone thought it was beautiful. The little monkey also showed off and said, "Nice!" This is a new one my mother bought for me. Very precious. "
Everyone envies the little monkey. After returning home, the little centipede shouted to her mother, "I want to buy new clothes."
Mother centipede and father centipede said, "Son, our centipede family has too many arms to wear clothes."
The little centipede didn't believe it and said noisily, "Why can the little monkey, but I can't?" . No ... no ... I want to buy new clothes. "
My parents who couldn't get rid of the centipede had to take the centipede to buy new clothes, but there was nothing for the centipede to wear. Mom and dad had to ask the spider tailor to make one, and the spider tailor made a long and beautiful dress for the centipede.
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