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Script of "Sun Quan Encourages Learning"

The drama "Sun Quan Encourages Learning" (this story is a well-crafted fiction)

God: xxx Name

Sun Quan: xxx

Lü Meng: xxx

Lu Su: xxx

I won’t talk about the supporting roles~ I will mention them in the story~

God (Crying): 55555...

Sun Quan: God, why are you crying?

God: I am moved by your love for learning... 555...

Lu Meng: Hahahaha~ I finally became a general!

Sun Quan: You should study!

Lu Meng (rolling up his sleeves, revealing 5 watches): How can I have time? (Referring to the first watch) At this time, I want to have dinner with Cao Cao. (Referring to the second watch) At this time, I want to play basketball with Cao Cao. (Referring to the third watch) At this time, I want to...

Sun Quan: Are you as busy as me? I just went to Mars yesterday for a meeting. Evaluate your IQ and you will learn well. Do you think I want you to be a scholar? I just want you to browse the books roughly and understand the history~

"Ling Ling Ling..."

Sun Quan: Hello? Oh, I'll be there soon, heading north~ (To Lu Meng) I'm going to the moon, so dodge first and study hard~

Lu Meng: Oh, I know! (Lu Meng picked up a book with "One Hundred Thousand Whys for Children" written on the cover)

Huang Gai (Li Yulong): General, the support troops are coming

Lu Meng: Tell them , I am studying Chinese

Huang Gai: They asked you to go to war immediately

Lu Meng: I am studying mathematics~

Huang Gai: They are leaving< /p>

Lu Meng: I want to learn English

Huang Gai: They have withdrawn their troops! ! !

Lu Meng: I still want to study biology. Let’s wait until I finish learning all 7 subjects!

(One day, Sun Quan held the "First Sun Quan Cup Knowledge Competition")

Sun Quan: Today's two contestants are Lu Meng and Lu Su

Applause ...

Sun Quan: Question 1: Who invented the gravity of the earth?

Lu Meng: JJ Lin

Sun Quan: Question 2: Who wrote "Insects"?

Lu Meng: Jay Chou

…………

Lu Su: Amon, you are awesome, your IQ is okay~

Lu Meng: We have been separated for N days, so we should see each other, you BC~

Sun Quan: Today’s champion is - Lu Meng

Lu Meng: Hahaha...