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Script of "Sun Quan Encourages Learning"
The drama "Sun Quan Encourages Learning" (this story is a well-crafted fiction)
God: xxx Name
Sun Quan: xxx
Lü Meng: xxx
Lu Su: xxx
I won’t talk about the supporting roles~ I will mention them in the story~
God (Crying): 55555...
Sun Quan: God, why are you crying?
God: I am moved by your love for learning... 555...
Lu Meng: Hahahaha~ I finally became a general!
Sun Quan: You should study!
Lu Meng (rolling up his sleeves, revealing 5 watches): How can I have time? (Referring to the first watch) At this time, I want to have dinner with Cao Cao. (Referring to the second watch) At this time, I want to play basketball with Cao Cao. (Referring to the third watch) At this time, I want to... p>
Sun Quan: Are you as busy as me? I just went to Mars yesterday for a meeting. Evaluate your IQ and you will learn well. Do you think I want you to be a scholar? I just want you to browse the books roughly and understand the history~
"Ling Ling Ling..."
Sun Quan: Hello? Oh, I'll be there soon, heading north~ (To Lu Meng) I'm going to the moon, so dodge first and study hard~
Lu Meng: Oh, I know! (Lu Meng picked up a book with "One Hundred Thousand Whys for Children" written on the cover)
Huang Gai (Li Yulong): General, the support troops are coming
Lu Meng: Tell them , I am studying Chinese
Huang Gai: They asked you to go to war immediately
Lu Meng: I am studying mathematics~
Huang Gai: They are leaving< /p>
Lu Meng: I want to learn English
Huang Gai: They have withdrawn their troops! ! !
Lu Meng: I still want to study biology. Let’s wait until I finish learning all 7 subjects!
(One day, Sun Quan held the "First Sun Quan Cup Knowledge Competition")
Sun Quan: Today's two contestants are Lu Meng and Lu Su
Applause ...
Sun Quan: Question 1: Who invented the gravity of the earth?
Lu Meng: JJ Lin
Sun Quan: Question 2: Who wrote "Insects"?
Lu Meng: Jay Chou
…………
Lu Su: Amon, you are awesome, your IQ is okay~
Lu Meng: We have been separated for N days, so we should see each other, you BC~
Sun Quan: Today’s champion is - Lu Meng
Lu Meng: Hahaha... p>
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