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A gluttonous father who writes a composition

1. My happiness: a greedy father. When I was a child, my parents urged me to study hard. When I grow up, I can strive for happiness and create happiness. But what happiness is, I have never thought about it carefully. Many "happy successful people" have been concocted in the real society, which makes me feel that being rich and entitled to a luxury house and a famous car is happiness. The life of country people is very monotonous. The life of city people is gorgeous and rigorous, but most of them are lonely. Everyone has his own life, rich or poor. Although there are worlds apart, everyone has experienced the feeling of happiness. Not all rich people are happy, not all poor people are sad. Such a family of three lives in poverty. The man is thin and old, the woman is fat and ugly, and the little boy is as tanned. The man pushed his wife and children with a tricycle and went home leisurely. Although he was sweating like a pig, he always squinted and smiled at his wife and children fighting for ice cream in the car. This shabby family left a carefree laugh all the way. We can't help asking, where did they get so much happiness? If you have a family, you have to stir up a family's livelihood. Often when you are poorest, life will always go on, and tomorrow will always be better. So you are looking forward to it. Happiness is sometimes a belief. In my opinion, only by being an ordinary person among all people and enjoying the happiness and security of life can we feel what is called "happy satisfaction". On a sunny day, rest in the sunset, talk with friends, or walk by the river in the evening, or stand by the window and look at the vegetation in the distant mountains, happiness will come unexpectedly. Once we feel happy, we should be grateful for life. We can't force happiness to come, but we can be sure that when happiness comes, we realize that our eyes are full of tears. When I walk home contentedly, I will take a look at the splendid scenery of the city at sunset and listen to the cheerful shouts of children chasing it on the empty green lawn. As long as I pay more attention, I will feel happy. My understanding of happiness has my own answer. Happiness is an attitude, not a state. It is to clean the lights while listening to music, or to find the most impressive book I read when I was a child when I was sorting out the messy study. Happiness is having dinner with family easily. Happiness is at this time, not the distant hope of "sometime …". If not, no matter how lucky I am, no matter how rich my life experience is, I'm afraid I can't feel happiness. Living is a kind of happiness. Happiness is all around us and we can find it at any time. I have a happy family. My family members are my "good girl", my "shopaholic" mother and my "handyman" father. Now, let me make an introduction! In our clean home, "handyman" is indispensable. He is my father. Every day when I see something broken or dirty at home, my father always stands out. I remember that once my desk lamp was broken, so I hurried to find my father. When my father saw me, he immediately brought the tools and began to repair them. With the sound of tinkering, my desk lamp has been repaired! I was just about to say thank you to my father, but my father brought a rag, wiped the desk lamp carefully and asked me what I thought. I saw that it was a desk lamp that had been used for many years. Just like new. I happily threw myself into my father's arms and repeatedly said, "Thank you, good father!" " "Dad smiled happily. Looking at a wardrobe full of colorful clothes, I remembered shopping with my shopaholic mother. One noon, I had just finished lunch, and my mother dragged me to Xidan without saying anything. I asked my mother, "Why are you in such a hurry? Mom said, "There is a big sale in Xidan today." "We rushed to the third floor, bought three clothes, and then bought a basket of daily necessities. At this time, I was like a deflated ball, and my mother went home glumly. I am a "good girl" at home. I check carefully after finishing my homework after school every day and help my parents do housework every day. Actually, this is not my instinct. I am. Just as my father was on duty again, I decided to take care of my mother. I made a tomato and egg noodle for my mother first, and then gently served it to her. My mother was very touched and I was very happy. After eating one mouthful, my mother stroked my head and said, "Good boy, my daughter has grown up!"! "At that time, my heart was full of joy. The next day, under my care, my mother's condition improved. She praised me as a good boy to everyone, and I was a little embarrassed to say it. This is our family, a happy family.

2. Composition: Greedy mice The stars twinkle at night. My father, mother and I are watching TV by the TV. Suddenly, a mouse's voice rang in our ears. "Rat"! Mother let out a cry and everyone looked at the coming room. There is indeed a mouse. Dad gave the order. Get ready to catch mice! "Mom took a stick, and I picked up the broom from behind the door and got ready quickly. The mouse is so cunning that it pokes its little head out of the red chair several times to see us. A pair of thief's eyes flickered and a long thin tail moved around, looking like a thief. It seemed to perceive our door and quickly hid under the bed ... but he tried to avoid our eyes. Dad slipped away while the mouse was there. Holding slippers, quietly waiting for the mouse to come out. After a long time, the mouse slowly poked its head out from under the bed. I winked at my father at once. This means telling the mouse that it will come out soon. The mouse found nothing unusual and climbed out slowly. But it had a brainwave, didn't go far, stopped, looked in all directions, and it took a long time to get to the door. I was about to start work, but it was here and there, which was clever. Dad saw that he didn't succeed at the first time and was ready to fight again. This time, dad changed his position and hid behind the door. The mouse appeared for the second time. It is more cunning than before. It always goes back halfway, just like dancing, deliberately teasing us. I had butterflies in my stomach. After a while, the mouse ran away again. Just then, I was about to run away. Dad rushed out of the door and described it. The little mouse was hit by his father in the waist, stared at a pair of desperate eyes, screamed in pain, and danced with his paws, and soon died. His father took a deep breath and said happily, "Look where you are going." Then he picked up the poker and threw the mouse into the trash can. Not to mention how happy I am, I finally got rid of a bad guy.

I am a glutton. How to write a 300-word composition is changeable. When you meet different things at different times, you will have different looks. Among many looks, I like me best when I am greedy-that innocence makes me unforgettable!

Introduce yourself first! My name is Zeng Yingying. I am now 10 years old. I'm in grade five. I have short black hair, shiny eyes, a nose at the top of the tower and a fleshy face, which can be distorted at any time.

After school, my father came to take me home. When I got home, my stomach was growling. I clamored for my father to say, "Dad, I'm so hungry, can I …" His eyes lit up and he said, "No snacks. I'll cook at once. I am going to eat soon. Wait a minute. "

After listening to my father, I can't wait. The greedy worm in my stomach began to call me "hurry up, hurry up". While dad wasn't looking, I quickly put down my schoolbag, crept into the cupboard and quietly put a bag of melon seeds into my schoolbag. I went to the room on the second floor and ate melon seeds while doing my homework.

At night, when my mother drove back, my father shouted "Miss, it's time to eat" to her. I listened, took a sip of water from the cup, dried my mouth and replied, "I know."

Downstairs, mom and dad are sitting in chairs waiting for me to come back for dinner. I faced a bowl of rice and closed my eyes without thinking. My mother saw my expression and said kindly, "Is the food not to my liking, or did you steal the snacks?" If you really stole a snack, you wouldn't eat it, would you? " . I feel guilty. I ate and ate, and ate and ate.

After eating well and having a full stomach, my father said in a detective tone, "You must have stolen snacks again, right?" Miss. "Mom quickly feed me Xiaoshi tablets, which are the consequences of overeating! At your own risk.

Everyone is greedy sometimes, and everyone has different characteristics and personalities. But I look like a greedy little girl. I will never eat again, or I will gain weight again, hehe.

4. A glutton, write a 250-word composition. A glutton.

There is a person who is very greedy, especially on a spring outing.

During the spring outing, everyone got together to open their schoolbags, took out a lot of food and began to eat. He took out a chicken wing and exchanged it with Wang Xu for a chicken leg. Wang Xu agreed, and he also ate Pearl Plum, which was really sour! After eating, he put on a very spicy expression and ate jelly. It was really delicious! He also ate "ah! Potatoes and two packets of potato chips, with their mouths full of tomatoes. He also ate cucumbers, milk, bread, biscuits, hawthorn slices and small tomatoes, and his stomach swelled.

He is no exception at home. As long as the dishes cooked by mom and dad are delicious, he will eat all the dishes without hesitation. He eats slowly but sometimes quickly, but soon there is a premise: he must have soup. He can't eat without soup. Without soup, it is like without happiness. A person can be unhappy all his life, but he is very sad, so can eating.

Do you know who he is after reading the above passage? He is me.

5. Write a 600-word composition on the topic of I am greedy and my father corrects mistakes. There is a song that goes like this: "Only my mother is good in the world ..."

Yes, mother's love is kind and warm. Is dad's love bad? My father treats me better.

When I was a child, I was the apple of my father's eye, and my father always spoiled me. Comfort me when I cry; Give me candy when I'm hungry; I was sleepy, so my father let me snuggle up to him.

However, when I grew up, my father became a "two-faced man", which made me laugh and cry. Do you want to listen to me? All right, listen.

My father gave me meat that day (when I was very young). I am a vegetarian, and I don't like meat. I put the meat back in my father's bowl. My father was angry, but he held back. After dinner, I made my father angry because of a little thing.

Dad flew into a rage, without saying anything, picked up his clothes and gave me a good beating, making me cry, and then ran upstairs to take a shower with my mother. I shudder at the thought of my father's embarrassing face.

When we came out of the bathroom, I saw my father standing gracefully in front of us. I quickly hid behind my mother. It's really like the scene of "the eagle catches the chicken"! Dad said, "I'm sorry, Mary. Dad hit you too hard. Don't blame Dad!" " "I cried. I was so touched at that time! Tears rumbled down. Looking back now, it's really like a moving scene in the movie! I think people should be divided into two categories, one is "only mothers are good in the world!" " " ; The other is "only dad is good in the world!" " .

6. I am greedy. My name is Zhang Yiwen. I am 1 1 years old this year. My characteristic is that my composition is good, but I am greedy. If I finish my homework, I will keep eating. Unless I can't eat any more, I will put down my snacks and slowly look for my composition book. Here is a story I want to tell.

/kloc-When I was 0/0 years old, my parents were cooking. My mother asked my sister to go to the supermarket to buy snacks, so my sister had to go. After a while, my sister came back with a big bag of snacks. "Wow, so many snacks." I said to myself. It happened that my parents and sister were not here. I quietly opened the plastic bag, took out a bag of candy, opened the candy bag and took out a candy and put it in my mouth. Wow, this candy is too salty. When I looked carefully, it turned out to be salt, not sugar. Then I ate salt. No wonder it's so salty. So, I took out a bottle of "xylitol", opened the bottle cap, took out a "xylitol" and put it in my mouth immediately. Ah, why is xylitol so bitter? I looked at the name, what it was, and how it was a tablet. Mother found me stealing vegetables and said angrily, "I can't eat snacks in the future." After the New Year's Eve dinner, watching my sister eat snacks made my mouth water for three times in thousands of feet. That's a terrible smell. Students, please don't be greedy like me.

7. I am a greedy child.

Snacks are my favorite food. Whenever my mother buys snacks and hides them, I will try my best to turn them out.

Once, my mother bought a bag of chocolate, and my father divided it into several small bags and hid it in the corner of the house. The news reached my ears, and I waited patiently for their chance to leave. Not long after, my mother said to me, "Honghong, my father and I are going out to do some shopping." You do your homework at home and we'll be back in twenty minutes. " Great! It is time! The "snack bug" hidden in my heart jumped out again. I listened to the footsteps and quietly left the closed door. I shouted proudly, "Mom! Dad! " There was no response, so I put my heart down and ran quickly into the kitchen. Where are the snacks hidden? I open the refrigerator, no! Turn on the microwave, no! Every cupboard door is opened one by one, and there is nothing! I think about it carefully: if it's not in the kitchen, it won't be on the first floor, yes, on the second floor! I went to the computer room first, no! Then go to mom and dad's master bedroom, it's okay! Go into the locker room again, or not! Don't worry, calm down and think again. I encourage myself. With thinking, my eyes swept the room 360 degrees, and my eyes fell on the most suspicious place-the air-conditioning cabinet door. Ha, great! I found it! I excitedly opened the air conditioning doors of all the rooms, and those lovely chocolates were lying there quietly! If you eat too much, your mother will find out. You can only take a little chocolate in each bag, which will be very sweet in your mouth. I finished my work neatly and looked at my watch. Ah! It has been fifteen minutes. I have to get back to my seat.

"Jingle, Jingle." I quietly went downstairs, wiped my mouth with a paper towel, and deliberately let the footsteps pass from the study to the porch. The door opened. "Hello, Mom and Dad!" "Can you do exercises?" "Yes!" "Ready to preview ..." In this way, I passed the test successfully.

A few days later, I made a small achievement, and my father rewarded me with chocolate. Only then did I know that the last incident was not caught.

This is me, a greedy child, don't learn!

8. The taste of gluttony composition Friends, do you know what it feels like to have a stomachache? It was an unspeakable pain.

Grandma brought a roast duck the day before yesterday. I couldn't wait to grab a duck leg and put it down. Dad said to me, "Don't eat too much, your stomach will hurt again." I don't care what my father said, I wolfed it down.

At about eight o'clock, my mother and I went home first. After a while, my father came back with a guest. Father enthusiastically fried rice cakes for this guest. I smell this delicious smell, and my mouth is watering. I quickly ran out of the room and said, "It smells good! Did you put sausage in it? Dad, your craft is getting better and better. It looks delicious! " Dad glared at me and said, "Kiss my ass again! You deliberately please me and want to eat rice cakes! Forget it, if you don't listen to me, your stomach will hurt. " I pursed my mouth and walked into the room with tears in my eyes. The guest said, "It doesn't matter if children eat less." Dad reluctantly agreed to the guest's face and gave me a small bowl. I took advantage of my father's inattention to fill the rice cake. It tastes great! I went to bed after eating the rice cake.

After midnight, I suddenly felt a stomachache. My mother said, "What's wrong with you? It must be stomach trouble again. " I whispered to my mother, "Well, my stomach hurts again." My mother handed me a bag when I was about to throw up, and I threw up in the bag. Dad glared at me while cursing, and my stomach became more and more painful, like hundreds of bugs were biting me. .

I thought to myself: I must get rid of this gluttony in the future and protect my stomach.

9. Write a 600-word composition on the topic of "Fears of Gluttony". I have a greedy brother. He is so greedy that he often stops eating until he can't eat any more. I'm worried about him.

Today is my mother's birthday. Of course, our family is happy. We ordered a big cake in the cake room and invited our neighbors to my house for dinner in the evening. My brother is more excited because he can eat enough again.

In the evening, my mother cooked the rice, fried noodles and stew early ... to make it look like China New Year. At about 7: 30, when my neighbor came, I opened the chocolate cake I had already prepared and lit candles. Mother blew out the candles in the song. Then cut the cake. After my mother cut it, my brother went forward and grabbed the biggest piece and wolfed it down. After serving, my brother's appetite is even bigger. He held a plate of fried noodles in his left hand and a bowl of rice cake in his right hand, and he didn't forget to ask me to bring him a bottle of coke. My brother has a big appetite. In less than half an hour, the plates of snacks that were full just now were empty. The younger brother wiped his shiny mouth with his hand and said, "It's delicious!" Hiccup A loud hiccup came out of his mouth. It happened that at this time, my mother brought another plate of hairy crabs, which is my brother's favorite! As I expected, my brother caught two and ate them with relish, regardless of his mother's dissuasion and his father's stop. At about ten o'clock, my neighbor left and my brother went upstairs to sleep.

But at 3: 30 in the morning, my brother suddenly had a fever and people were shaking all the time. Mom was frightened, so she went to the hospital without saying anything, and so did I. At that time, before dawn, there were many people in the hospital. My brother didn't hang up the drip until 4: 30. The doctor said it would take at least four days to die, not to mention what my brother will suffer. If you calculate the money carefully, it will cost at least 100 yuan every time you go to the hospital. Isn't it 400 yuan four times? This is more money than the party. Besides, medicine has three poisons, and taking too much medicine by injection is harmful to human body.

Hey! This is all caused by greed!