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Happy, happy and good mood phrases
1. You are like a floating cloud to me now, and your duty is to float over.
2. When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemon juice into other people’s eyes and run away as fast as you can
3. It turns out that the main reason for getting married is that you can’t take a shower alone. Good back rub.
4. On a hot day, I want to say to the sky: "Turn up the wind to the maximum"
5. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he Killed all the students.
6. A big man knows how to act like a bull and a good man; a good man knows how to act like a bull and a horse.
7. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?
8. Before I had time to get involved with women, I was plucked out.
9. If men are not perverted, how can there be a next generation?
10. Pain in the balls is a sunny attitude.
11. Wait until the day I get married, that’s when you marry me.
12. When you send your girlfriend home, you will be on your way wherever you go.
13. No matter how good the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the whole floor.
14. Chu Liuxiang leaves fragrance everywhere, but I show mercy everywhere.
15. I am still grateful to you for giving me so much joy.
16. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?
17. Flower girl, I will always love you as a flower girl.
18. When I have nothing to do, I have to accompany you on the street to look at the flower girl and then tell you that you are the more beautiful wife.
19. After a relationship ends, I will choose Cut your hair to a very stylish and handsome level.
20. The world is hot and cold, and people are thinner than yellow flowers.
21. If we also have a "restore factory settings", will you press it?
22. Who said that saying "haha" must mean laughing, but in fact it's just that I don't know what to say.
23. The sky is moving, the earth is moving, let’s have another ice cream
24. Since the holiday, there is no morning in my life
25 , (talk about the phrase) Happiness is when the cat eats the fish, the dog gnaws the bones, and I sleep.
26. If you don’t let me eat well, I won’t let you sleep well...
27. If you don’t work hard when you are young, you will have to carry cement when you grow up. It’s terrible to be uneducated, and it’s heartbreaking to be emotional.
28. I dreamed of eating pasta and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone!
29. We all sleep in class, jump around after class, and fail in exams!
30. Hitting is for kissing, scolding is for loving, if you don’t love enough, just kick!
31. Innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been slept on for two months, shake them, and put them on again.
32. I am average, bad, and I don’t love average women
33. You said you are awesome, so how many people in the morgue did you kill?
34. The earth is revolving, and I wonder why it hasn’t thrown you out even though it is rotating so fast.
35. A pole knocked over a boat of people. The one on that boat was the Birdman.
36. When you are in a good mood, even farts smell good.
37. My temper is getting better and better, and my people are getting better and better.
38. I have been dreaming of poetry for ten years, and I look back at the east wind and my clothes are filled with tears.
39. It doesn’t matter how high the mountain is, if there are immortals, it will be bright. It doesn’t matter if there is too much water, as long as you can drink it.
40. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.
41. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and when you are late, you always encounter a big traffic jam.
42. Take all the soy sauce in the world and make others jealous
43. What is love in the world? It’s just that men and women delay each other...
44 , Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men
Get up when you fall, and then fall down again in a good-looking posture.
Happy mood phrases
1. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your butt is too hot?
2. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and then give me a cup Forgetting Water
3. I never lie, except for this sentence.
4. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out!
5. Mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!
6. After many years of being a little lolita, she still became Mrs. Xianglin
7. Just look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
8. Someone tells you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I pee is Royal Salute.
9. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for has arrived, followed by the wolf!
10. I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu
11. I suggest that everyone understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.
12. The people I like are all on the hard drive.
13. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!
14. The earth is too dangerous, I want to move to Mars
15. If you continue to ignore me, I will run downstairs to your house and sing "Uneasy"
16. Freshman: Why are you late? Sophomore: Why didn’t you have class today? Junior year: Do you take classes? Senior: Why are you in class?
17. "Happiness" is a cat eating a fish! Dogs eat meat! Ultraman fights little monsters
18. God has deceived everyone. In fact, hell is the most beautiful! Buddha knows, so Buddha said: "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
19. It's not that I don't dare to kick you, I'm just afraid of dirtying the Nikes on my feet
20. When people do something good, they always want the ghosts and gods to know about it. When they do something bad, they always think the ghosts and gods don’t know. We make it too difficult for the ghosts.
21. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.
22. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.
23. What to do if your balls hurt? Just rub them and move on!
24. In Japan, poop is sacred, and the people there call it luck
25. I don’t do things that I regret, I only do things that make you regret.
26. I have always emphasized that you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.
27. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever. Mood phrases about happiness and joy
Mood phrases about happiness and joy
1. 526, I want to be happy, but I can’t, what should I do? It’s strange that you can’t have fun by pointing out guests and making jokes!
2. Life is colorful, I only love bright colors, days are changeable, I only choose to be happy one day. Life is short and time is fleeting, so why not cherish the time in front of you, laugh as much as you want, and let life bloom! 5.26 I want to have fun, so come too!
3. If life is a little bleak, I will collect sunshine and illuminate my heart. If I am a little tired today, I will gather my strength and run forward bravely! No matter what happens in life, the direction is in my hands! 5.26 I want to have fun!
4. The complicated life is always busy, and the complicated trivial matters make us have no time to take into account the friendship we once had. Sparse contact does not mean permanent forgetfulness; occasional greetings carry warm concern; are you happy on this special day? Don’t forget 526, don’t forget to be happy every day! ! !
5. Only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life; only those who have worked hard can know that happiness is hard-won; only after a good rest can they have enough energy to fight; Only those who know 526 will be happy every day! ! !
6. I ran through the happy zebra crossing, passed the happy traffic lights, and stepped on the happy sidewalk. Life seemed to be on an overpass. The wonderful taste lifted me so high, 526, I want to Joy, more joy, more happiness.
7. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
Life is stressful, and jokes can help you deal with it. If you are happy, I will be happy; if you are not happy, I will be happy on my own; if you do not allow me to be happy, I will be happy on my own; if you call me stupid, I will be happy; anyway, it is 526! I want to have fun!
8. 526 I love music! 526 I want to be happy! If you are happy, the world will turn upside down, if you are happy, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, if you are happy, the magpies will be chirping, if you are happy, you will cry and laugh!
9. Only simpler happiness will last longer, a busier life will be fulfilling, a harder life will be wonderful, a more attentive blessing will bring happiness, and a happier mood will solve fatigue! May 526 be happy
10. Smile in the morning and life will be full of emotions. Smile in ordinary times and it will be joyful and lively. Smile in troubles and forget everything. Smile in happiness and your days will be wonderful. Why don't you smile when you see 526? If you don't smile, happiness will surround you from now on!
11. Life is full of laughter. The more happiness you have, the better your life will be. Peace and good luck are sent to you early. I only give you a hug today. May you be as happy as a flower and may happiness flow into your heart. Colorful 526, come back a year later.
12. 526 I want to have fun. Feng'er is busy picking flowers and having fun. Butterflies fly together and laugh a lot. 526 I want to have fun, buy a bottle of wine to drink by myself, and a plate of melon seeds to crack by myself. 526 I want to be happy. Just one day will drag on slowly, and the big troubles will disappear with a smile.
13. If you are spring, please bloom the most beautiful flowers; if you are summer, please release boundless vitality; if you are autumn, please remember to harvest sweet fruits; if you are winter, please Please remember the elegance of walking in the snow to look for plum blossoms. If you are you, who you are today, please be happy! 526 I want to be happy!
14. 526 I want to be happy, throw away my worries, turn off my mobile phone, put away appointments, unplug my computer; sit in a rocking chair, drink fine wine, have a plate of fruit, and a fairy. 526 I want to be happy, live happily today, and early tomorrow morning, the old man will be young again.
15. A smile is a ray of new green in spring, a ray of sunshine in autumn, a thick shade under the scorching sun, a plum blossom in the winter snow... Go face to face with a smile Right, you will feel that life is so warm and sweet!
16. The air is fresh in the morning and everything goes as planned; the sun shines brightly in the morning and your salary doubles; the afternoon is sweet and youthful, 526 ah 526, that’s good!
17. 526 I want to be happy, leave my worries behind, trample sadness on the soles of my feet, hold happiness in my arms, and put happiness on my lips. Today is 5.26, remember to make yourself happy!
18. Happiness is the simplest and greatest language of mankind! It can convey love, convey passion, and spread the best wishes! Therefore, 526 I want to be happy, let the notes of happiness pass through life, and create a happy world. Is this how life should be? !
19. In the face of failure, don’t be discouraged, success is calling from the front; in the face of hardship, don’t give up, the dawn is calling from the front; in the face of sadness, be optimistic and let happiness treat you. 526 I want to be happy, and I hope you embrace a happy mood!
20. "Life is a beautiful landscape, and happiness is a state of mind. Look at peaches in spring, willows in summer, chrysanthemums in autumn, and plum blossoms in winter. May 526 happiness be with you. The sun shines brightly and the sunset Romantic, happy every day!"
21. When you are busy, you often need a soft greeting; in the hustle and bustle, you often long for a quiet peace; in life, it is your unshirkable responsibility to bring blessings to your friends. I wish 526 happiness, peace, tranquility, happiness and contentment!
22. If you are not happy enough, don’t frown. Life is short, so why cultivate bitterness? Open the dusty doors and windows and let the sunshine and rain spread to every corner. I sincerely wish you: 526 happiness, happiness every day, happiness every second! ! !
23. When I was a child, I hoped that I would grow up quickly. When I grew up, I found that I had lost my childhood. When I was single, I began to envy the sweetness of my lover. When I was in love, I missed the freedom of being single. Many things always feel good when they are not obtained. After getting them, we begin to understand: we are losing at the same time when we get them. In just a few decades of life, the most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others; everyone always has secrets that they don't want to disclose, so don't force them to do so; no matter what, a person's depravity is always unworthy of forgiveness. , the more no one loves you, the more you have to love yourself.
24. The stream said that although it is not a big river, it can flow happily; the grass said that although it is not a big tree, it is happy to green its home; the bird said that it is not an eagle, but it is happy. It is a joy to fly freely. 526 I want to be happy, relax, you will be happy too!
25. Depression is short-lived, happiness is eternal, and all worries are gone with a smile. 526, I want to be happy, happiness belongs to you and me!
26. "I really want to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It means to relieve stress, relieve worries, and finally make a V gesture! 5.26, I want to have fun!" "
27. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less. Happiness is not about knowing how to enjoy first, but about knowing how to be grateful. Say hello on these 526 happy days, live easily and be happy!
28, 526, here it is, you are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy. I am happy to enjoy the blue sky, I am happy to have the love of my relatives, I am happy to look at the lovely children, I am happy to think about the future of my motherland, I am happy to think of my parents, I am happy to think of my colleagues and friends, and I am happy to look at the birds. Be happy, I am happy bathing in the sunshine. 526, so happy, may all the streets be happy!
29. Let worries give wings and fly far away without a trace; put on glasses for sadness, block your sight and gradually forget it; hide happiness in your heart, take good care of it and cherish it. 526 I want to be happy, let happiness hug me tightly.
30. Enlarge the space of life and listen to the beauty with your heart; enlarge your own mind and face it with optimism and open-mindedness; look forward to the blueprint of happiness and live a happy life. 526 I want to be happy, let happiness surround you!
31. The storm blew away the worries, the sorrow was eaten by the tsunami, the depression turned into hail with the rain, the earthquake took away the tasteless boredom, and finally, laughter burst out through the volcano, I wish you happiness in 526 Talking, happy and carefree.
32. "Holidays happen every year, but is there any festival that makes you feel unique? 5.26, I want to be happy, let everyone be happy!"
33. Hands with Happy Hold hands, shoulder to shoulder with good luck, let joy follow, and let happiness follow behind. 526 I want to be happy, I wish you to be happy and worry-free, and happiness is within reach!
34. 526, I want to be happy and give you a money tree. I hope you will think about money after thinking about money, change your money mistakes, learn from money and cars, and create a career that is unprecedented for money. From now on When money is called, you will be supported, if you have the courage to make money, the future of money will be bright!
35. The earth has turned around, and the happy 526 has come again. I let go of my arms with the breeze. Today I want to joke to my heart's content, pack up my worries and worries, fly out and send them to them. Fly into the sky. Life is colorful and wonderful, so happy that you will never grow old. Talk about a happy trip and a good mood
★. If you feel lonely when you are walking alone, find a city with blurry neon lights and flashing lights, and go up to the top of the building and look down at the lights of thousands of houses.
★. A lifetime is a practice, the short one is travel, the long one is life.
★. Put on your backpack and set off tomorrow!
★. The passing time has become a beautiful embellishment in life. Look at the sky, look at the snow, be quiet, and not It’s a beautiful scenery to say the least.
★. The meaning of travel is not in other things, but in your own body and mind. There must be one on the road of travel.
★. On the road carrying a backpack, I met many people, listened to many stories, and saw the travel scenery. In this way, I slowly learned to grow up.
★. When forgetting becomes another beginning, I took the first step on the journey!
★. I want to breathe the air of every city and feel every city. People in this city want to see the scenery of every city.
★. Because I have a dream, I set out bravely. If I choose to set out, I only care about the wind and rain.
★. The reasons for traveling do not need to be elaborated too much. One word can summarize them all: go.
★. There must be at least two impulses in life, one is love without caring about one's own safety, and the other is travel that just goes away.
★. Either study or travel. One of the soul and the body must be on the road.
★. Travel is a disease. When you infect everyone around you, you don’t want to escape from it at all.
★. Dreams are not a luxury, as long as you take the first step bravely.
★. However, I am really sad. I have paid too much for many things, but the ending is not perfect!
★. Traveling alone, in Meet your truest self on the road.
★. When traveling, you must learn to take things as they come, be calm, and stop and go.
★. The best trip in life is when you find a long-lost feeling in a strange place.
★. Can I be my true self, cry when I want to cry, laugh when I want to laugh, go crazy when I want to go crazy?
★. Traveling does not care about the destination, but about the journey along the way. People and things as well as those beautiful memories and scenery.
★. Traveling is not to see the scenery, but to find your truest self.
★. Life is like a journey. You don’t have to care about the destination. What you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of seeing the scenery. Let your soul travel!
★. One day , I will leave behind all my tiredness and ideals, take my camera and computer, stay away from the bustling city and move towards the emptiness.
★. A heart that can leave at will, a couple who knows how to take photos, and a sweet journey.
★. If you don’t do some things now, you will never do them in your lifetime.
★. Travel alone, ignore the complicated trivial matters, experience a city and a story freely, and leave a lot of laughter.
★. I have traveled alone season after season, from the cicadas chirping in summer to the falling snowflakes. Traveling alone, I drifted from one journey to another, from the prime of my youth to the vicissitudes of my life.
★. The body has not moved, but the mind is far away.
★. In everyone's heart, there will be a feeling of an ancient town, with flowing water in the south of the Yangtze River and people with smoke cages.
★. A person, a road. On the way, the heart moves with the scenery. From the starting point to the end, you may be happy, or sometimes lonely. If your heart is far away, just move forward bravely and dream freely. It will lead the way, no matter how far it is, and connect the footsteps into a lifeline.
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