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Something that rings
Liu Fang smiled: "How much money do you have for us? Forget it. Besides, it is our responsibility to take care of you! "
"I sincerely want to invite you. If you don't go, it's a shame! "
Nurse Xiao Fang smiled and said, "Is Captain Lin inviting us all or the head nurse alone?"
"Of course, everyone is invited!"
Liu Fang said, "Well, we appreciate your kindness. I'll tell them later, so don't mention it! " "
"Well, I owe you this meal, and I'll make it up later." Lin Qiang said and walked out of the nurse's room. When I came to the door, I saw that there was no one around in the corridor, so I said to Liu Fang, who followed me with a serious face, "I will invite you to dinner alone when I have the opportunity in the future." I am absolutely unambiguous! "
Liu Fang teased: "Don't just say good things. Can you afford abalone? " When you come to the hospital in the future, don't forget to come here! "
"Ha, who please eat abalone? Count me in!" Xiao Fang poked her head out of the door and asked with a smile.
"Eat it, and you will know that you have eaten it." Liu Fang touched Xiao Fang's forehead with her hand, then turned to Lin Qiang and said, "Come on, let's go!"
"Well, goodbye, come and have a look at our drilling crew. I'll stew rabbit meat for you! " He held out his hand and said. She smiled and shook it. "Ok, it's a deal!"
After breakfast the next day, Lin Qiang went through the discharge formalities and said hello to the doctors and nurses on duty. He didn't tell the drilling crew either. Anyway, there were not many things, so he packed up and went home.
After seeing his son, Master Lin asked with concern, "Are you all right? Will you leave any sequelae?" Lin Qiang made a very relaxed look, jumped twice in situ and said, "Nothing, nothing!" "That's good. That's good. I'm relieved. I saw your mother in my dream last night. She knew your leg was hurt, so she said something about me ... "Master Lin said, but she choked up. "Dad, you see you, I this is not ok, it's okay, why are you still hurt! Ok, dad, your son is as strong as ever. Really, don't worry when you are old! " Lin Qiang busy comfort. Master Lin also smiled, "people are old and shallow, so it's easy to miss the past ... forget it, forget it! Son, you have a rest first, and I'll go back and buy something to eat and cook! " Say that finish, I excitedly went downstairs with a vegetable basket.
After Lin Qiang watched his father go out, he began to tidy up the house, sweep the floor and sweep the table. I suddenly felt a little thirsty when I was working hard. As soon as I picked up the thermos bottle and found that there was no boiling water, I used a gas stove to boil water.
Soon, the house was cleaned, the water was boiled, the pot was full, the tea was made, and I sat down to have a rest. In less than an hour, my father came back from shopping.
Master Lin bought many dishes today, including fried chicken with mushrooms, Qingdao ham sausage, beef sauce, braised pork intestines, spiced peanuts, shredded tofu and some fresh vegetables. Usually, when the elderly are at home, they go to the vegetable market to buy two or three kinds of vegetables and stroll back and forth to exercise; Second, it also saves tricycles; Third, I feel very full, very full and beautiful (usually, a person doesn't buy too many vegetables, he brings a vegetable basket, otherwise riding a tricycle, a handful of shredded tofu or two celery and three potatoes really doesn't look good on it, and people have to pay attention to their image when they are old. Or let the old guys who move together see him and laugh at him. He is a vegetarian and wants to become a monk. This joke makes people unable to answer and embarrassed to explain. Today, Master Lin goes by tricycle, so that he can go back and forth faster and buy more vegetables.
"Dad, why did you buy so many dishes? This meal is absolutely inedible. Do you really treat your son like a git? " Lin Qiang said, while busy then father's hand. "Not much, not much, a meal can't eat the second meal, you are always not at home at ordinary times, stay at home for a few days with injuries this time ... ah, what's the matter? Take it into the kitchen quickly, let's cook quickly, are you already hungry? " Master Lin also went into the kitchen with Lin Qiang.
So my father cut and fried, and soon seven or eight dishes were put on the table. After the father and son sat down, Master Lin opened a bottle of Confucius wine. Lin Qiang took it and filled it with wine for his father and himself. He picked up his glass and said, "Dad, I was injured this time, so I didn't have a drink with you during the New Year. Although today is not a festival, this year is the Year of the Rooster. I propose a toast to you. I wish you good health and everything is fine! "
Master Lin kindly looked up at his son, picked up the cup and touched it gently. "Ok, have a drink!" "Father and son took a sip of wine at the same time.
Put down the glass, Lin Qiang busy gave his father a chicken thigh. Master Lin blocked it with chopsticks. "You eat, you eat. It's time for you to fix your leg. Eat this chicken leg. Good for your legs! "
Lin Qiang replied: "Well, then I'll make it up!"
Father and son chatted while eating and drinking. After a while, they drank half a bottle of wine. Master Lin said, "Come on, don't drink too much, you just don't drink too much. Let's eat! "
Lin Qiang replied: "OK, then we will eat!" I first filled a bowl of rice for my father, and then I also filled a bowl for myself.
While eating, he suddenly asked, "Qiang, you have been in the hospital for so long. Is there anything else?"
Lin Qiang was stunned. "What ... nothing!"
The old man fried spinach with a chopstick in his hand, while eating it, he asked, "What's going on with your own business ...? Do you have any friends? "
Lin Qiang smiled: "Oh, so that's it. You scared your son. What did I think at the time? "
"So ... so ... what's the matter with you and head nurse Liu Fang?" Master Lin asked politely as far as possible. After all, my son has been in a bad mood since his divorce. Although he didn't say it himself, he knew his son as well as his father. Father knows his son's heart best.
"Wow, what did you hear? We are a general gay relationship! "
"General gay relationship, her mother called home!"
Lin Qiang blushed and asked nervously, "What did she say?"
"What to say? People don't agree. " Master Lin then briefly introduced Cui Shuying's telephone situation. Lin Qiang's lips were tight and she couldn't say a word.
When Master Lin saw this, he said earnestly, "Son, dad knows about you. After the divorce, a person is also depressed. I want to find a wife and get married as soon as possible ... please hear me out first. As an old man, I can understand all this, and I hope you will have a home in your life as soon as possible. But son, everything should pay attention to fate. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Our family has been working since your grandfather's life, and there is no official luck. Although I am a ministerial model worker, I am still the captain in the end. Speaking of which, you are still the highest official in our family. We can't climb the ladder and marry the children of those leaders. It's not human ... I'm not saying that Miss Liu Fang is not good, but you can't fall in love with her at will. We can't let others look down! "
"Dad ... stop, I know what to do!" Lin Qiang's eyes are full of glittering and translucent tears. ...
Some people may say, at this age, you still interfere with your son's freedom of marriage when he is old. In fact, this is not interference. It's just that the father speaks his mind for his son's reference, and the decision is still up to him. If it is true, the Lins' father and son have deep feelings. Here, it is not only the affection that blood is thicker than water, but also the reason why the drillers are heart to heart and pursue the same cause.
During the years when Lin Qiang was the captain of the drilling team, he spent two Spring Festival holidays with everyone on the drilling platform. Master Lin never complained about his son. Whenever he receives a phone call from his son, he just smiles and says, Son, don't worry about doing your thing. We have everything at home! Lin Qiang led the drilling team to carry out coalfield drilling construction in Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau. Word came from home that the old mother was very ill. The brothers told him to hurry home and take care of the old man. He thought about it all night, and finally decided not to go back. He only sent home 5000 yuan. He felt that the rig had just been changed and he was working far from home. As the drilling team leader, he and branch secretary Li formed a team together. The rig has a lot of work to do, and it's really hard to walk, leaving Lao Li to set up such a big stall alone. After thinking about it, I finally wrote to my old father, saying that the money was taken care of by the nanny.
Two months later, my father called and said that my mother had passed away. The old man's greatest regret is that he didn't see his son for the last time before he died. I heard that, Lin Qiang immediately burst into tears, blurring the line of sight. When he explained his work to Li, he got on the train with eternal guilt for his mother and came home with tears all the way. After the funeral of the old man was handled, after the "first seven", Lin Qiang went to the team site. I wish the captain to see him haggard, black and thin, and let him rest at home for half a month. Seeing that he was getting thinner, his father also advised him to have a good rest for a few days. In fact, Lin Qiang's leg is swollen, making it difficult to walk long distances or stand for a long time. However, he was thinking about the rig. At the moment of casing running, the rig needs him, and the workers cannot do without him.
Lin Qiang stayed at home until the tenth day, and said to his father, "Dad, the rig is in good spirits now, and mom has passed the first seven.". I am always worried about something in production, and I don't know how Lao Li has been doing recently. " Master Lin glanced at his son and said lightly, "Go home, son. Your mother is gone. This is a grave. I'm the only one at home, I can eat and move, I'm not sick or in trouble, just go back with peace of mind, your mother is still there, and she wants you to go back and do a good job! " Lin Qiang choked: "Dad, then I'll go back to the rig. Take care of yourself and forgive my son for not spending more time with you! " Later, he turned to the portrait of his mother on the wall and knelt down. "Mom, when I was a child, you told me the story of Yue Fei. Loyalty to the monarch and filial piety have been difficult since ancient times. Today, the unfilial son kowtows to you and says goodbye to you. I will come back to accompany you after work! " Say and knock three heads deeply.
Two days later, with great grief, Lin Qiang returned to the drilling crew, his post and his colleagues. As soon as he got off the train and returned to the well team, his father called the construction site and told him not to be too sad, to do his job well and pay attention to his health.
Lin Qiang held the phone and couldn't say a word. The tearful eyes of his father, the affectionate gaze when he was sent out, emerged in his heart. In addition to more respect and admiration for his father, he missed and failed his mother and felt deeply guilty about his father. He knew that he was sorry for the loss of his mother, and that his father had lost his wife. His heart is as sad as his own, but his old man is comforting others. What kind of father can be more selfless and noble than his own father? Don't! My father is the best and most understanding father in the world. ...
Since then, as long as exploration and construction outside, lying on the shop at night to rest, Lin Qiang will think of his father's affection and fatherly love. It is said that father loves mountains and mother loves the sea. His father, besides supporting the roadbed of his son's life with deep love like a mountain, also attached great importance to the honor of himself and his son, especially the reputation of the world, which may be inseparable from the influence of traditional culture and ideological and moral education he received at that time. It can be said that although the material life of my father's generation is not as colorful as it is now, their spiritual world is very substantial. In those hard years, their hearts were full of revolutionary ideals, they worked selflessly for the economic construction of the motherland, they worked hard, there were no holidays and Sundays at all, and sometimes they even had to go to work during the Spring Festival. According to their father, it was called revolutionary Spring Festival. As my father's only son, I can't let him down and worry. I must work hard and make achievements, so that my father who is still alive, my mother who has left, and all my relatives are proud of myself.
At the thought of this, Lin Qiang felt that he could not agree to his father's request! Why don't you take the time to call Liu Fang tomorrow and make it clear that you haven't made a fuss about it, which will have a bad influence.
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