What did you meet on your way home after drinking?

"Hometown, hometown, do you think I look like a man or a god?"

Recently, the self-made drama "Demon White Fish Town" produced by iQiyi has received tens of millions of hits in just a few days, and Liu Tianwang's royal body body double is also very fierce, and the Ma family in Northeast China has once again appeared mysteriously.

One of the bridges is very interesting.

A fellow villager, after drinking wine, came home and met a "talking" weasel, which is what we often call yellow leather. The yellow leather squatted on the side of the road like a man, talking to the villagers:

"Hometown, hometown, do you think I look like a man or a god?"

This fellow villager is drunk, too, but it is not difficult to see that he knows something strange, if not a Taoist middleman.

He said in a daze, "I think you look like a three-egg black donkey whip!" " "

As soon as this was said, the yellow leather ran away.

The bridge above is one of the best anecdotes circulating in the market-Huangpi Qiu Feng.

Legend has it that this weasel is one of the five immortals, and when it reaches a certain temperature, it will find someone to ask for a seal. The so-called printing is to say in a person's mouth whether it is like a person or like a god.

According to legend, if it is required to look like a human, then its practice is useless, and it can walk upright like a human from now on; But if asked if he looks like a god, he will soon become an immortal, that is, he will become what the country people always say about Huang Xian.

In the northeast, there is a saying that Huang Pizi failed to become an immortal, and the people he asked were restless at home. Who told you to abolish what others have done for hundreds of years? If he succeeds in becoming an immortal, it will not be easy for the person who is asked. This fairy family will choose this person who is looking for an excuse to help the world. As we all know, in this line of work, he will have food and clothing at most, and he will not be rich or expensive.

First of all, I want to declare that we are a society that believes in science. Let's classify these strange things as events that science cannot explain for the time being.

Then, if we are lucky, what should you answer when we encounter the matter of yellow skin seeking seal?

Do you really want to say it's like a three-egg black donkey whip

I paid a special visit to a "descendant of the Ma family" for this matter, and the teacher told me.

If you meet Huang Pi to discuss the wind, you can say a few.

The first one: say it directly, like a person! The reason is an animal at best. You can still be afraid of it. Remember, ghosts and gods are afraid of the wicked.

The second type: it is also a more exquisite one. You can say: practice hard, accumulate virtue and do good deeds, and make contributions in the future. Say that and leave. There is nothing wrong with Lao Tie.

Third: If this yellow skin meets Xiong Haizi. . . Don't answer (yellow skin VS Xiong Haizi), yellow skin is running.